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Larathen
Larathen is yet another whinyass and ungrateful furfag gracing the glorious and ever lulzy realm of the internets. He and Vegex are enemies but in fact should be lovers, due to their similarities, mostly in the hopeless faggot section. Both are crybaby, art-begging douchebags in their own unique ways.
The Ways of Larathen (meh :/ :|)
Larathen is an awesome-funny-cool dude... or so he thinks. His favorite thing to do is bother popular people, grovel around for gift art, and bitch n' moan whenever he isn't included in somebody's group picture (They left you out for a reason, faggot). He also uses them as stepping stones to get more pageviews by making them plaster his shittily drawn squinty-eyed iguana blob all over the place so more folks will be drawn in to look at his art. Whining and complaining for free drawings of his dhurrsona sucking the cocks of other dhurrsonas happens to be one of Lar's favorite pastimes as well. If they don't do it, he will whine and cry until he gets his way -- and when you DO draw him something, he will bawww about it not being what he wanted and shove it right back in your face. He rly iz grateful, u guiz. Srsly.
If he contacts you on IM, he will bitch about how horrible his life is. Typical furfag behavior, right? He won't take advice, and will sob until you lick his cum-encrusted asshole. If you do not answer him immediately, he will throw an immense pissy fit and then threaten to become an hero. We can only hope he'll actually hold up to his claims someday.
He also believes that he can't improve on his art unless he gets gift-art/moar pageviews so please, nobody draw him anything. Ever.
Anthrocon Drama
At 2007's Anthrocon, Larathen's true faggotry was unleashed for the entire furry public to see. He was trying to chill out with all the popular artists, and when they ignored him, he went into a fit of idiotic rage. The guy violently shoved leelee only because she wasn't paying attention to him. Hell hath no fury like an enraged Leelee! She gave him a wicked scolding which caused Larathen to then apologize profusely right after, afraid he would lose his lolpoplar niche in the furry fandumb. Leelee, being the nice kiddo she is, accepted the apology.
There was also some more minor bullshit from Lar at the con which involved him deciding to draw in someone else's sketchbook without their permission. This person was not pleased, and had to keep themselves and their room mates from destroying the horrible drawing (which is hilarious btw). Another person resorted to hiding under a table when Larathen came by, because she didn't want to be seen by him. They even tugged at surrounding people's pants legs to ask if he had left or not. There's also another rumor that he took a grab at Seel's tits, but this is A LIE! Seel doesn't have tits.
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Larathen's... uh... 'Art'?
Larathen's artwork pretty much shows you how fucking self-centered he is. 95% of his drawings are of his fursona, usually copypasta of the head from the shoulders-up pulling a retarded :\ face in every single motherfucking picture. Over and over again. He's also supposed to be a raptor or some shit but looks more like an iguana with Downs instead (for someone who's said they've luvved dinos all their life, you'd expect them to actually know what one looks like).
He also overprices his commissions. It costs $25-35 dollars for a full digital piece WITHOUT a background, though clearly anyone with more than half a brain wouldn't buy this shit. On a side note, Lar also rarely finishes most of his commissions, but apparently has the time to churn out pics of that lizard-shaped mound of green fecal matter that is his fursona. An honorable business man, indeed.
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such improvement
Not Gay
Larathen is not gay. Nope, not at all. Don't let the massive amounts of gay porn including his fursona in gallery fool you: He is the straightest mother fucker alive. Some view him as a buffet of manliness. See, he uses all the gay porn in an ironic sense: He's so fucking straight, that him taking it in the ass is the last thing he would ever do. ISN'T IT INGENIOUS!?
Larathen goes on to declare how not gay he is over AIM chat:
tehleeleemoreau: lol cause yur so NOT GAY zeLarathens: COTHMOPOLITAANNNNSS~~ :D zeLarathens: OH NO TOTALLY NOT zeLarathens: IM 10% THRAIGHT zeLarathens: WAIT NO zeLarathens: 100% zeLarathens: THAT WAS A TYPO zeLarathens: fuck tehleeleemoreau: LMAO tehleeleemoreau: Oh god tehleeleemoreau: thats going in ED article! tehleeleemoreau: XD zeLarathens: ): zeLarathens: IM NOT GAY zeLarathens: THERIOUTHLY GUYTH tehleeleemoreau: nope too late zeLarathens: D: tehleeleemoreau: POST zeLarathens: bawwww tehleeleemoreau: *rofles*
Sorry Larathen, it doesn't work like that.
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Screenshots
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Larathen finding his dramachan thread -
Larathen attempting to spam the dramachan thread, then getting banned -
Larathen FAVING FUCKING EVERYTHING
External Links
The many expressions of Larathen - Larathen on FurAffinity
larathen- City of Unity Profile
- Entervoid Profile
- YouTube Account
- His Dramachan thread
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