Ariana Grande Massacre

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	“	She did autographs and pics and was all smiles until she got to the elevator. And as soon as the doors shut, she said: "I hope they all fucking die."	„
	—Have police eliminated Ariana Grande from their inquiries?

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BREAKING NEWS!! IT WAS A CHRISTIAN!!! lol j/k

Salman Abedi
Born	December 31, 1994
Died	May 22, 2017 (aged 22)
Nationality:	Sandwichnigger
Highscore	Killed 22, injured 239
Top 50?	No
Style	Bomberman
An Hero?	Yes, suicide bomb

The Ariana Grande Massacre was a happening on 22 May 2017 outside Manchester Arena in Bongistan after a concert by American tartlet Ariana Grande aka Arena Grenade, who was not hurt unfortunately. Over 9,000 people had the bad taste to want to see Ariana Grande on her "Dangerous Woman" Tour, and at least 100 people learned just how dangerous Ariana Grande really is.

After the concert was over, an explosion reportedly happened in the foyer of the arena, in what appears to be a suicide bomb by a Muslim robot, with "nuts and bolts flying everywhere", possibly a nail bomb. Sources say a bomb went "bang bang into the room" and "bang bang all over you."

The massacre was the biggest terrorist high score in Bongistan since 52 people were killed in London in 2005. Source say that guilt-ridden Muslim taxi cab drivers offered free rides to people after the concert.

Sources say that Twitter accounts linked to ISIS mentioned Manchester before the attack happened. The attack appears to be an effort by ISIS to redpill Britfags who voted against Brexit on the true nature of multiculturalism and Islam, which everyone knows is a religion of peace™ (and mostly pieces).

According from police, a hate crime against Muslim triggered over 500 in Manchester after a da boom.

Manchester in early 2017

It's a trap!

In late January 2017, over 9,000 people marched in London to protest The Donald's travel ban on 7 Mudslime countries, and chanted "refugees welcome here" and "Theresa May, shame on you." There were also large demonstrations in Edinburgh, Cardiff, and Birmingham. A 24-year-old Britfag named Dean Smith organized a protest in Manchester, in opposition to The Donald's planned Muslim travel ban in Amerilard. Liz Parker of Manchester said "We don’t care if someone is a Muslim or a Christian or what colour their skin is. We just want to live in harmony with the human race." Julia Steinberg^✡ of Manchester said "Trump is Islamophobic." Two months before the concert massacre, on 18 March, 2017, there was a event in London "Manchester Coaches to UN Anti Racist Demo in London" on UN Anti-Racism Day, with "refugees and migrants welcome" to stand up to racism, Islamophobia, and anti-Semitism. And now we know how that all turned out.

Suspect identified

The bomber was one Salman Abedi. Police are baffled as to his background, upbringing, and motive. Turns out he was already known to MI5, having been reported several times over the last few years by concerned acquaintances. And his dad is the head of the security task force in Libya, where Abedi recently took an unexplained vacation.

All this points in one direction. No Jews were in the vicinity when the bomb went off. Therefore Jews did Ariana Grande.

Responses

Britfag singfag Morrissey was having a pleasant birthday party until he learned of the Ariana Grande Massacre. He took to Cuntbook on 23 May 2017 and asked "For what reason will this ever stop?" He criticized UK Prime Minister Theresa May, who lives "in a bullet-proof bubble", and the Muslim mayor of London Sadiq Khan for not condemning ISIS, and even the bloody Queen of England for not canceling a garden party at Buckingham Palace, and the mayor of Manchester Andy Burnham for saying the attack was by an extremist (but leaving out Muslim, or a child of refugees from Libya, etc). Milo^✡ reacted predictably to the post and said "Amen." Paul Joseph Watson said "Morrissey is the only 'celebrity' with the balls to tell the truth."

Quotes

	“	In modern Britain everyone seems petrified to officially say what we all say in private. Politicians tell us they are unafraid, but they are never the victims. How easy to be unafraid when one is protected from the line of fire. The people have no such protections.	„
	—The guy who sang the Charmed theme song, Failbook, 23 May 2017

Casualties

• Saffie-Rose Roussos, age 8.
• Nell Jones, age 14.
• Sorrell Leczkowski, age 14.
• Eilidh MacLeod, age 14.
• Megan Hurley, age 15.
• Olivia Campbell-Hardy, age 15.
• Chloe Rutherford, age 17.
• Liam Curry, age 19.
• Georgina Callander, age 18.
• Courtney Boyle, age 19.
• John Atkinson, age 28.
• Martyn Hett, age 28.
• Philip Tron, age 32.
• Kelly Brewster, age 32.
• Elaine McIver, age 43.
• Angelika Klis, age 39.
• Marcin Klis, age 42.
• Alison Howe, age 45.
• Lisa Lees, age 43.
• Michelle Kiss, age 45.
• Wendy Fawell, age 50.
• Jane Tweddle, age 51.

Gallery

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  Brianna Wu's next level of delusion
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  He's right and you know it.

Graded Score

Graded Score
Kill count:	22/20 Still too low for a venue with low security measures
Accuracy:	5/20 Amateurish "fish in a barrel"-style carnage
Style:	10/20 Marks deducted for sitting through the whole concert first
Butthurt:	18/20 Additional marks for inflicting Liam Gallagher's ego on the UK again
Bonus:	20/20 First successful suicide bombing with casualties after a massive event in the UK
Total Score: 75/100 (C)

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Wanted Level:

British Army Reserve

See Also

• England
• Terrorism
• ISIS
• Australia
• Jews

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