NuzzieKoma

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This faggot waits for the child to make the first move in a sexual situation.
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NuzzieKoma / Kouma / Emily Lewis
Given Name(s) Kouma

"Asian" Nigger

Nationality Americunt  

Claims to be Asian, looks 100% honkie

Born September 9th, 1999?
Residence Buttfuck nowhere in the middle of Arkansas

'deviantART' siickle Relationship Status: With some other faggot named Bliz or something.


NuzzieKoma (aka Kouma) (Powerword: Emily Lewis) is a 23-year-old retard "chink" who likes pissing off other retards. As a certified tartlet, Kouma has no artistic ability but goes into tard rage regardless of your opinion. She also fucked some autistic goat nigger named DigbyTheGoat to get popular, but eventually ditched him so she could start having anal sex with kids.

Her absolute retardation began during the Imma fuckfest in September, where she began to whore out attention by pretending to be the second coming of Imma under the name Lmma (obviously a creative mastermind). Trying to be an epic DeviantArt hero, she slapped on her strap-on and starting being a tard, until she moved to another account. Another account later, she wanted to start giving some goat faggot name DigbyTheGoat so she could have a sped-shield and leech some views, but then she got her lady dick hard for a little kid and is now fucking said little kid.

In the Beginning, There was Autism

   
 
Its funny because I'm right and y'all are wrong :)
 

 
 

—Nuzzie talking in his medical Koma

NuzzieKoma had felt like she could be Superman but really she should have went to Sky High instead of barging in someone's property to catch that one Pikachu on your list of becoming the next Pokemon go master. TheFallenDemons had noticed the comments on his journal, but decided onto ignoring it like a pussy instead which seemed to go in smoothly like a fat gorilla dick up your ass. Her idiotic friend and fellow EDiot, Mimi-Diggz had noticed the comment where NuzzieKoma happened to be the retard that she is who was orgasming all over his lovely girlfriend. Mimi then proceeded to give the azn nigger a long ass explanation of a theory where it had been thought that Lmma-The-Deer was owned by professional attention whore Imma-The-Deer. Turns out it wasn't, but it was still owned by someone equally retarded.

After seeing that Mimi had been having troubles with the desperate fuckgrill who only wanted to touch her breasts, Demons decided that she would proceed to give some lube to help with the irritation which turned out to be hot sauce! It was not too terribly long before his slutty girlfriend, superqt had decided to get off of her deformed penis before confessing that she had been Lmma-The-Deer who was supposedly banned for spamming furry porn like the degenerate she is.

"My Girlfriend isn't breaking any deviantART rules!!"

   
 
if you attack my girlfriend i will fucking murder you. STAY AWAY FROM HER.
 

 
 

—Nuzzie claiming her bitch for mating season

In response, TheFallenDemons immediately was smart enough to know that the slutty girlfriend who had been a dumbass by confessing that she was ban-evading would need to be reported to the help desk. She provided a statement with what was known to be more hot sauce, explaining that the retarded slut would have to be reported and executed by the ban-hammer to the douchebag realitysquared. However, since the couple was being butthurt and retarded idiots, Demons had decided to BAWWWWWlock them. [Image of Statement here]


Hearing that her slutty retarded girlfriend was going to be reported, and seeing the journal update where it stated if anyone wanted to report, they would have to note. She allowed his butthurt feels to act up, and felt like he needed to save her slutty girlfriend but tragically gained her idiotic disease so she could be declared as the Mrs. Perfect Hero!!

   
 
DO NOT REPORT SUPERQT

PLEASE LMMA WAS JUST A JOKE AND IN NO WAY MEANT TO HARRASS IMMA OR ANYONE IF YOU CANT TAKE A JOKE THEN PLEASE JUST GO BACK TO WHATEVER PART OF DEVIANTART THAT DOESNT TRIGGER YOU
 


 
 

—Nuzzie BAWWWing to save his girlfriend as Superman

Pussying Out

After being hounded by retards for being a retard, she jumped ship to her newest account, siickle, where she continued her spergfest of glory. While trading around, she broke up with her girlfriend in favor of goat cock. She dated DigbyTheGoat, some retard who has a mildly-popular YouTube channel. Nobody knows or cares why, but it was probably to suck off some views from him like she sucked his autistic goat weenie. She was also invited to the sperg's Discord server, where she proceeded to act like a total retard, as you'll be able to see below.

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If only...
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Take it like little bitches uwu


Speaking of Discord, she's had several, but because she's a fucking pussy, she deletes them in a week once she feels barely threatened. She usually deletes them when her arch-nemesis and chink, Chatian, comes in to make fun of her, as is traditional Burmese ritual. Her server is basically what she acted like in Digby's, so it's basically a retard circlejerk of downies. Her servers primarily contain her fuckbuddies and other degenerate furfags who still have more talent that she does. Even when surrounded by yes men and furfags, she still flips her shit. If you don't believe me then feast your eyes on the lack of chromosomes below.

Eventually, after she wasn't getting any more attention from the autistic goat, so she ended up dumping him for a 13-year-old kid named Ash. Best part is that Digby is technically gay, because she came out as trans for the second time. Afterwards, she jumped ship from sucking of Digby's fat mantiddies, and for some reason now gets triggered by any sort of mention for it. Nobody knows why, but it's likely her autism that goes into a fit anytime the nigger is mentioned.

How to Trigger Kouma

  • Mention Digby
  • Talk to Ash
  • Talk to anyone but her
  • Mention her family
  • Make fun of her dead mom
  • Talk about pedophilia
  • Make child porn jokes
  • Talk about Burma
  • Talk about Chatian
  • Talk about goats
  • Talk in Burmese
  • Bring up the fact she was banned for having Asian nigger on her DeviantArt page
  • Tell her she needs therapy
  • Tell her to take her meds
  • Literally just talk to her and not suck her lady cock every 2 seconds

How to Trigger Ash

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Ash's trigger list. No, we didn't make this shit up.


See also

Pedophila BPD

External links

Kiwi Farms thread: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/kouma-anniston-placesetter-siickle-nuzziekoma.52805/

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