KingEmpoleon

KingEmpoleon (power word Terence 'Terry' R. Payton) was your typical autistic tourneyfag from Smogon, wasting his life playing a children's video game about colorful battling monsters rather than going out, finding a job and a girlfriend and making something of himself, until one fateful day, on June 23rd, 2011, he decided that he'd try to be hardcore by killing his mom, Kathie.

Young Terry claims that he killed his mother in self-defence after she came at him with a knife, and not having a Rock or Ice-type to defend himself against Steel, he was forced to repeatedly smash her head against the kitchen floor, before stabbing her in the chest and neck seven times.

He then sent a series of text messages to his emo buttbuddy, Jacob Shumaker, asking for help disposing of the body, before retreating to Facebook to bawww.

	“	I killed el madre, need help making her disappear. I stabbed her seven times after mercilessly beating the shit out of her.	„
	—One of the text messages sent to Shumaker's phone by Terry Payton.

Videos

A news report about the incident featuring an interview with Terry's gay emo lover, himself.

KingEmpoleon's Moveset

• Nasty Plot
• Slash
• Fake Tears
• Imprison

Allegations of Abuse

According to people who knew Terry and Kathie Payton, Kathie was an abusive alcoholic who constantly beat and humiliated her faggy son, Terry, probably for being an autistic manchild who still plays Pokémon. Neighbors report that they would regularly hear Kathie screaming at Terry at all hours, day and night, usually something along the lines of "WTF?! WHY I CAN'T I USE SALAMENCE?!" and "OH COME ON, GARCHOMP SHOULDN'T BE UBER! IT DIES TO LIKE TWO ICE ATTACKS, YOU FUCKING SCRUB!!"

If Terry did kill his mother, his family says, it was likely in self-defense. Now, despite him facing 120 years in prison, Terry’s family, friends and community are rallying around him to provide a level of support they say he never had before. So, kids, if you're feeling alone and unloved, just remember - Kill parents, acquire friends.

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