Michael Bloomberg

Bloomy trying to look cool

Bloomberg's favorite movie

Michael Bloomberg^✡ is the mayor of Jew York City and enemy of big, sugary sodas, guns, obesity and global warming. Conservatives and Republicans frequently cry and complain about Bloomy's laws and regulations, much to the amusement of his supporters. Bloomy talks about "courage" in his gun-control speeches, while at the same time he is afraid to walk outside his palace without armed guards.

He is a co-chairman of "Mayors against Illegal Guns", a pro-gun control group run by liberals and communists who want to take away all the guns from Americans after the epic lulzfest at Sandy Hook, and works as hard as he can to keep your children safe from criminals and terrorists. He is one of Black Jesus's many gay-sex partners and the seventh-richest person in the Jewnited States of Americunts.

Early Life

Bloomberg was born February 14th, 1942 in Boston, Massachusetts. He attended school at Harvard before being crowned Emperor of New York City on January 1st, 2002.

Political career

Despite being a Jew and being one of the most horrible mayors ever to take the throne in Jew York City, Bloomberg has been re-elected three times, although he is still viewed as a cunt by New Yorkers and is very unpopular in the city.

List of good deeds he has done for NYC

• Combating obesity
• Tackling gun crime
• Fighting against high-calorie, unhealthy foods
• Fighting against the evils of styrofoam
• Combating global warming

How to piss off Mayor Bloomberg

• Drink a soda larger than 16 ounces
• Eat high-calorie foods
• Drive a car
• Be a conservative
• Vote for Republicans
• Vote against expanded background checks in the Senate
• Use styrofoam
• Burn fossil fuels
• Say that the Holocaust never happened
• Get fat

See also

• Jew York City
• 9/11
• Communism
• Politics

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[Stop shooting!Pull the trigger]

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