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[[File:Young jeffrey dahmer.png|230px|thumb|Play nicely with kitty, Jeffrey!]] | [[File:Young jeffrey dahmer.png|230px|thumb|Play nicely with kitty, Jeffrey!]] | ||
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'''Jeffrey Lionel Dahmer''' (also known as ''' | '''Jeffrey Lionel Dahmer''', (May 21, 1960 – November 28, 1994), also known as the '''Milwaukee Monster''', '''Jay Dee''', or '''Dahmanator''', was an [[American]] [[homosexual]], [[cannibal]], [[necrophilia|necrophiliac]], [[pedophile]], and [[serial killer]]. Dismembering more than 17 males since 1978, until his arrest in 1991. [[Some argue]] that Jeffery suffered from a form of [[schizophrenia]], and this all could have been prevented if he had the [[hugs|right opportunities]]... but we at [[ED]] know that Jeffrey Dahmer, a hero who killed [[13-year-old boys]], fucked their bodies, and ate their [[dicks]] for breakfast, that not even a million [[Sigmund Freud]]s could have straightened this guy out. The only thing Jeffrey Dahmer ever ate besides rotting flesh was [[Peanut Butter Jelly Time|peanut butter & jelly sandwiches]]. | ||
== | == Fucked-Up History == | ||
=== Early Life === | |||
Jeffrey Dahmer grew up in Bath, [[Ohio]] and attended Revere High School along with many privileged white kids, products of incest such as himself, and potheads (the school is also commonly known as Reefer High, and rightfully so). He spent the majority of his childhood dissecting dead animals and fucking the bodies. For a while, his [[retard|parents]] didn't do a goddamn thing about it, and thought that fucking dead animals was the hip new thing that children do nowadays. He was viewed as somewhat normal by his peers until High School came about by which he would mock his epileptic housekeeper and burst into random fits of a satirical convulsion...this behavior made him very popular with the other incest produced freaks. Dahmer also became an alcoholic, downing a six pack of beer everyday before school. One might think others would have noticed but he was such a dumb piece of shit, he might've been more normal while intoxicated. Eventually, his father realized that his son was [[batshit insane]], and sent him to join the US Army. After like... five seconds, Jeffrey got discharged for being a [[pot]]-smoking [[true|furry-fucking douchebag]]. Once discharged, Dahmer committed his first murder at the extremely classy Ohio Motel in Bath, then took the body to his home, where it was later found in the family's cellar along with other chopped off genitalia and things of the like. | Jeffrey Dahmer grew up in Bath, [[Ohio]] and attended Revere High School along with many privileged white kids, products of incest such as himself, and potheads (the school is also commonly known as Reefer High, and rightfully so). He spent the majority of his childhood dissecting dead animals and fucking the bodies. For a while, his [[retard|parents]] didn't do a goddamn thing about it, and thought that fucking dead animals was the hip new thing that children do nowadays. He was viewed as somewhat normal by his peers until High School came about by which he would mock his epileptic housekeeper and burst into random fits of a satirical convulsion...this behavior made him very popular with the other incest produced freaks. Dahmer also became an alcoholic, downing a six pack of beer everyday before school. One might think others would have noticed but he was such a dumb piece of shit, he might've been more normal while intoxicated. Eventually, his father realized that his son was [[batshit insane]], and sent him to join the US Army. After like... five seconds, Jeffrey got discharged for being a [[pot]]-smoking [[true|furry-fucking douchebag]]. Once discharged, Dahmer committed his first murder at the extremely classy Ohio Motel in Bath, then took the body to his home, where it was later found in the family's cellar along with other chopped off genitalia and things of the like. | ||
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{{Quote|I did it for the [[lulz]].|Jeffrey Dahmer, douchebag serial killer}} | {{Quote|I did it for the [[lulz]].|Jeffrey Dahmer, douchebag serial killer}} | ||
== | === Killing Spree === | ||
After [[fellatio|sucking on the warden's cock]], Jeffrey got released from prison, and proceeded to go around banhammering people IRL. At one point, one of Jeffrey Dahmer's victims went up to the police with multiple stab wounds, drugged out, and his rectum bleeding, while screaming "[[Caps|JESUS FUCKING CHRIST! JEFFREY DAHMER STABBED, DRUGGED, AND RAPED ME! YOU GUYS HAVE TO DO SOMETHING!]]" But the police didn't do a goddamn thing because [[truth|no one cares about 13-year-old boys]]. | After [[fellatio|sucking on the warden's cock]], Jeffrey got released from prison, and proceeded to go around banhammering people IRL. At one point, one of Jeffrey Dahmer's victims went up to the police with multiple stab wounds, drugged out, and his rectum bleeding, while screaming "[[Caps|JESUS FUCKING CHRIST! JEFFREY DAHMER STABBED, DRUGGED, AND RAPED ME! YOU GUYS HAVE TO DO SOMETHING!]]" But the police didn't do a goddamn thing because [[truth|no one cares about 13-year-old boys]]. | ||
Jeffrey also enjoyed [[fact|dripping acid in people's brains while they were still kind of alive in the hopes of turning them into zombies]]. Thanks to his [[fail|extensive scientific research]], we now know that there is no way to make someone halfway dead by dripping acid into their brains. | Jeffrey also enjoyed [[fact|dripping acid in people's brains while they were still kind of alive in the hopes of turning them into zombies]]. Thanks to his [[fail|extensive scientific research]], we now know that there is no way to make someone halfway dead by dripping acid into their brains. | ||
== | The [[police]] did eventually pull their heads out of their asses and arrest Jeffrey. | ||
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== Dahmer Food Menu == | |||
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== | == Internet Presence == | ||
Jeffrey Dahmer was known to be one of the greatest [[troll]]s ever, assuming various usernames, such as Bribrihottie69, Kurisu_Hansen, TulipM92, and Herman_Ri_Destroyer_Of_Worlds. He [[Lulz|lampooned]] many [[Bebo]]ers and [[MySpace]]-goers to the point that [[Lulz|twelve victims worldwide deleted their accounts]]. Strangely enough, the [[ | Jeffrey Dahmer was known to be one of the greatest [[troll]]s ever, assuming various usernames, such as Bribrihottie69, Kurisu_Hansen, TulipM92, and Herman_Ri_Destroyer_Of_Worlds. He [[Lulz|lampooned]] many [[Bebo]]ers and [[MySpace]]-goers to the point that [[Lulz|twelve victims worldwide deleted their accounts]]. Strangely enough, the [[internet]] helped greatly in his endeavors to lure [[Shota|boys]] to his house. Soon after trolling [[over 9000]] sites, Jeff met up with an ole' friend at a local café so they could discuss (and later partake in) sweet, sweet [[buttsecks]]. They decided to team together to [[hack]] Swiss bank accounts and black person to attract more hot young boys. However, they had [[Fail|no skillz 2 pay the billz]]; therefore, they were neither successful in stealing mass amounts of cash, nor in trolling [[retard|hot young boy booty]].[[Image:Dahmer Rex.JPG|thumb|Ingenious lure tactic.]] | ||
These actions were soon discovered by ebaums world, and then eventually [[4chan]], and then the [[shit]] trickled down to the lowest of the low, [[B|/b/]]. Thankfully, no memes were created on Jeffrey Dahmer and his <s>peculiar</s> awesome lifestyle, except for the occasional mention by random fagtards who were killed soon after for being so gay. | These actions were soon discovered by ebaums world, and then eventually [[4chan]], and then the [[shit]] trickled down to the lowest of the low, [[B|/b/]]. Thankfully, no memes were created on Jeffrey Dahmer and his <s>peculiar</s> awesome lifestyle, except for the occasional mention by random fagtards who were killed soon after for being so gay. What people who dislike Dahmer fail to realize is that [[necrophilia|having sex with dead things]] is [[pretty cool guy|pretty cool]]. | ||
It should also be noted his VCR(things that existed before Blu Ray)contained The Taming of Rebeca, a hardcore pron that featured a 14 yo loli getting fucked by her daddy on a toilet that is considered child pron by teh Amerikkka. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WsSI_iYuYa8] | It should also be noted his VCR(things that existed before Blu Ray)contained The Taming of Rebeca, a hardcore pron that featured a 14 yo loli getting fucked by her daddy on a toilet that is considered child pron by teh Amerikkka. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WsSI_iYuYa8] | ||
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[[nigger|Wesley Snipes]] is also a very big fan. | |||
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He is also widely admired by [[Spics|stab-happy border jumpers]] who persistantly use Dahmer as an excuse to hate white people while at the same time they try to emulate their [[Pedophilia|boy-crazy]] "honkie god." And who can blame them? The psycho cunt ''did'' love dark meat. | He is also widely admired by [[Spics|stab-happy border jumpers]] who persistantly use Dahmer as an excuse to hate white people while at the same time they try to emulate their [[Pedophilia|boy-crazy]] "honkie god." And who can blame them? The psycho cunt ''did'' love dark meat. | ||
== | == See Also == | ||
* [[Homosexuality]] | |||
* [[Necrophilia]] | |||
* [[Pedophilia]] | |||
* [[Cannibalism]] | |||
* [[Murderer]]s | |||
* [[Trolling]] | |||
* [[Milwaukee]] | |||
* [[High Score]] | |||
== External Links == | == External Links == | ||
Revision as of 15:45, 24 May 2023
Jeffrey Lionel Dahmer, (May 21, 1960 – November 28, 1994), also known as the Milwaukee Monster, Jay Dee, or Dahmanator, was an American homosexual, cannibal, necrophiliac, pedophile, and serial killer. Dismembering more than 17 males since 1978, until his arrest in 1991. Some argue that Jeffery suffered from a form of schizophrenia, and this all could have been prevented if he had the right opportunities... but we at ED know that Jeffrey Dahmer, a hero who killed 13-year-old boys, fucked their bodies, and ate their dicks for breakfast, that not even a million Sigmund Freuds could have straightened this guy out. The only thing Jeffrey Dahmer ever ate besides rotting flesh was peanut butter & jelly sandwiches.
Fucked-Up History
Early Life
Jeffrey Dahmer grew up in Bath, Ohio and attended Revere High School along with many privileged white kids, products of incest such as himself, and potheads (the school is also commonly known as Reefer High, and rightfully so). He spent the majority of his childhood dissecting dead animals and fucking the bodies. For a while, his parents didn't do a goddamn thing about it, and thought that fucking dead animals was the hip new thing that children do nowadays. He was viewed as somewhat normal by his peers until High School came about by which he would mock his epileptic housekeeper and burst into random fits of a satirical convulsion...this behavior made him very popular with the other incest produced freaks. Dahmer also became an alcoholic, downing a six pack of beer everyday before school. One might think others would have noticed but he was such a dumb piece of shit, he might've been more normal while intoxicated. Eventually, his father realized that his son was batshit insane, and sent him to join the US Army. After like... five seconds, Jeffrey got discharged for being a pot-smoking furry-fucking douchebag. Once discharged, Dahmer committed his first murder at the extremely classy Ohio Motel in Bath, then took the body to his home, where it was later found in the family's cellar along with other chopped off genitalia and things of the like.
Some other shit happened, and Jeffrey ended up living with his rather sexy grandmother. She frequently video taped him riding his pillows vigorously, and forced him to perform cunnilingus on her (much to his enjoyment) for all of YouTube to see. He remained in that paradise for six years, freeloading off Granny's retirement money, fapping in public, and running around in assless pants at state fairs. Before long, Granny got pissed off and defenestrated (lol look it up morons) Jeffie for stinking up her basement with his dead bodies and running up the Internet bill. Soon after, he whacked off a 13-year-old boy and was sentenced to one year in prison. When asked why the fuck he would do something like this, he responded:
—Jeffrey Dahmer, douchebag serial killer | ||
Killing Spree
After sucking on the warden's cock, Jeffrey got released from prison, and proceeded to go around banhammering people IRL. At one point, one of Jeffrey Dahmer's victims went up to the police with multiple stab wounds, drugged out, and his rectum bleeding, while screaming "JESUS FUCKING CHRIST! JEFFREY DAHMER STABBED, DRUGGED, AND RAPED ME! YOU GUYS HAVE TO DO SOMETHING!" But the police didn't do a goddamn thing because no one cares about 13-year-old boys.
Jeffrey also enjoyed dripping acid in people's brains while they were still kind of alive in the hopes of turning them into zombies. Thanks to his extensive scientific research, we now know that there is no way to make someone halfway dead by dripping acid into their brains.
The police did eventually pull their heads out of their asses and arrest Jeffrey.
Photography
Dahmer Food Menu
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Graded Score
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| Kill count: | 17/20 |
| Accuracy: | 95% 17 killed, 1 got away. |
| Style: | 20/20 Serious nutcase |
| Butthurt: | 20/20 WTF on all part |
| Needs to improve: | -5 points buried victims in a shallow grave by his house and police pulled him over |
| Total score: 95/100 (A) | |
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Vice Squad
Internet Presence
Jeffrey Dahmer was known to be one of the greatest trolls ever, assuming various usernames, such as Bribrihottie69, Kurisu_Hansen, TulipM92, and Herman_Ri_Destroyer_Of_Worlds. He lampooned many Beboers and MySpace-goers to the point that twelve victims worldwide deleted their accounts. Strangely enough, the internet helped greatly in his endeavors to lure boys to his house. Soon after trolling over 9000 sites, Jeff met up with an ole' friend at a local café so they could discuss (and later partake in) sweet, sweet buttsecks. They decided to team together to hack Swiss bank accounts and black person to attract more hot young boys. However, they had no skillz 2 pay the billz; therefore, they were neither successful in stealing mass amounts of cash, nor in trolling hot young boy booty.
These actions were soon discovered by ebaums world, and then eventually 4chan, and then the shit trickled down to the lowest of the low, /b/. Thankfully, no memes were created on Jeffrey Dahmer and his peculiar awesome lifestyle, except for the occasional mention by random fagtards who were killed soon after for being so gay. What people who dislike Dahmer fail to realize is that having sex with dead things is pretty cool.
It should also be noted his VCR(things that existed before Blu Ray)contained The Taming of Rebeca, a hardcore pron that featured a 14 yo loli getting fucked by her daddy on a toilet that is considered child pron by teh Amerikkka. [1]
Wesley Snipes is also a very big fan.
Death
After Jeffrey was sentenced to over 9000 years in prison, a cell mate of his ran at him with a wakizashi and maimed the fuck out of Dahmer which resulted in epic win. There was a huge fucking party afterwards — fireworks, cliff divers, free abortions, and double-decker brownies with chocolate sprinkles. Everyone lived happily ever after. THE END.
Several Years Later
Several years later, the fucktards down at South Park decided that it would be super hilarious to resurrect John Gacy, Jeff Dahmer, and some other guy so they could star in yet another shitty episode so accurately named "Hell On Earth" — causing sensible people everywhere to scream in terror, "WHY, OH WHY IS SOUTH PARK STILL ON THE AIR?!?" This episode was comprised of 100% fail, as the main plot was that the three serial killers had to bake a cake for Satan's Halloween party down in hell. Needless to say, the episode sucked balls. Thankfully, Jeffie and his comrades returned to their graves once again and all those with brains crawled out from their hiding places and rejoiced.
Dahmer remains a legacy in Bath, OH though for whatever reason hasn't been inducted into the hall of fame even though he's the only noteworthy person to be spawned from there. Revere LSD continues to produce more potential serial killers and fukk up their students for shits and giggles and lulz.
He is also widely admired by stab-happy border jumpers who persistantly use Dahmer as an excuse to hate white people while at the same time they try to emulate their boy-crazy "honkie god." And who can blame them? The psycho cunt did love dark meat.
See Also
External Links
MySpace page- Deleted
Documentary- Comic book at Amazon.com
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