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Kongsberg Bow and Arrow Rampage: Difference between revisions
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Inspired by the words of Allah, Brathen spread the hadith throughout Norway and showed them the ways of the [[Islam|religion of peace]] by [[Call of Duty|420 no-scoping]] [[noob]] [[infidel]]s [[Skyrim]] style. | Inspired by the words of Allah, Brathen spread the hadith throughout Norway and showed them the ways of the [[Islam|religion of peace]] by [[Call of Duty|420 no-scoping]] [[noob]] [[infidel]]s [[Skyrim]] style. He broke into the homes of frail [[old people]] and shot them with arrows before slicing them with a knife. | ||
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{{GradedScore|5|5 dead, 3 injured|10|---TBD---|'''25'''|The bow and arrow adds much needed variety to the already saturated mass-shooting genre.| | {{GradedScore|5|5 dead, 3 injured|10|---TBD---|'''25'''|The bow and arrow adds much needed variety to the already saturated mass-shooting genre.|20|Has people arguing for both deregulation of gun control altogether and for the banning of bow and arrows.|10|---TBD---|59|F|Son, [[I am disappoint]]. Why can't you be more like Anders?}} | ||
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STEP THE FUCK OFF! Kongsberg Bow and Arrow Rampage looks like shit but it is NOT a {{crapstub}}. It is a work in progress! If you require assistance beefing up this article, then hit up the experts on our IRC.
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| Espen Andersen Brathen | |
| Born | 1984 |
| Nationality | Danish 
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| High Score | 5 killed, 3 injured |
| Top 50? | Nee |
| Style | FPS, Single player |
| An Hero? | Ingen |
—Espen Andersen Brathen, prophet of Allah | ||
Some fjord nigger from Denmark went gone postal in a small town near Oslo, Norway on October 13, 2021. Instead of using guns like your average loser rampage killer however, this fucking goy played the Kongsberg level on hard mode by using a bow and arrow to rack up the points. He even managed to get a higher KDA than your average wannabe spree killer like Philip Manshaus, Nasim Aghdam, Stephan Baliet and of course, the couch cuck himself, William Atchison.
Inspired by the words of Allah, Brathen spread the hadith throughout Norway and showed them the ways of the religion of peace by 420 no-scoping noob infidels Skyrim style. He broke into the homes of frail old people and shot them with arrows before slicing them with a knife.
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| Kill count: | 5/20 5 dead, 3 injured |
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| Accuracy: | 10/20 ---TBD--- |
| Style: | 25/20 The bow and arrow adds much needed variety to the already saturated mass-shooting genre. |
| Butthurt: | 20/20 Has people arguing for both deregulation of gun control altogether and for the banning of bow and arrows. |
| Bonus: | 10/20 ---TBD--- |
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