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Michael Bloomberg is the mayor of [[Jew York City]] and enemy of big, sugary sodas, guns, obesity and [[global warming]]. [[Conservatives]] and [[Republicans]] frequently cry and complain about Bloomy's laws and regulations, much to the amusement of his supporters. Bloomy talks about "courage" in his gun-control speeches, while at the same time [[Hypocrite|he is afraid to walk outside his palace without armed guards]]. | Michael Bloomberg{{jew}} is the mayor of [[Jew York City]] and enemy of big, sugary sodas, guns, obesity and [[global warming]]. [[Conservatives]] and [[Republicans]] frequently cry and complain about Bloomy's laws and regulations, much to the amusement of his supporters. Bloomy talks about "courage" in his gun-control speeches, while at the same time [[Hypocrite|he is afraid to walk outside his palace without armed guards]]. | ||
He is a [[moderator|co-chairman]] of "Mayors against Illegal Guns", a pro-gun control group run by [[liberals]] and [[communists]] who want to take away all the guns from Americans after the [[Sandy Hook Elementary Massacre|epic lulzfest at Sandy Hook]], and [[Lie|works as hard as he can to keep your children safe from criminals and terrorists]]. He is one of [[Black Jesus]]'s many gay-sex partners [[Shit nobody cares about|and the seventh-richest person in the Jewnited States of Americunts.]] | He is a [[moderator|co-chairman]] of "Mayors against Illegal Guns", a pro-gun control group run by [[liberals]] and [[communists]] who want to take away all the guns from Americans after the [[Sandy Hook Elementary Massacre|epic lulzfest at Sandy Hook]], and [[Lie|works as hard as he can to keep your children safe from criminals and terrorists]]. He is one of [[Black Jesus]]'s many gay-sex partners [[Shit nobody cares about|and the seventh-richest person in the Jewnited States of Americunts.]] | ||
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== Early Life == | == Early Life == | ||
Bloomberg was born [[Valentine's Day|February 14th, 1942]] in Boston, Massachusetts. He attended | Bloomberg was born [[Valentine's Day|February 14th, 1942]] in Boston, Massachusetts. He attended school at [[Liberal|Harvard]] before being crowned Emperor of New York City on January 1st, 2002. | ||
== Political career == | == Political career == | ||
Despite being a [[Jew]] and being one of the most horrible mayors ever to take the throne in Jew York City, | Despite being a [[Jew]] and being one of the most horrible mayors ever to take the throne in Jew York City, Bloomberg has been re-elected three times, although he is still viewed as a cunt by [[Faggots|New Yorkers]] and is very unpopular in the city. | ||
== List of [[Roman Catholic|good deeds]] he has done for NYC == | == List of [[Roman Catholic|good deeds]] he has done for NYC == | ||
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*[[Hippie|Combating global warming]] | *[[Hippie|Combating global warming]] | ||
== How to piss off | == How to piss off Mayor Bloomberg == | ||
*Drink a soda larger than 16 ounces | *Drink a soda larger than 16 ounces | ||
Revision as of 02:20, 2 June 2013
Michael Bloomberg✡ is the mayor of Jew York City and enemy of big, sugary sodas, guns, obesity and global warming. Conservatives and Republicans frequently cry and complain about Bloomy's laws and regulations, much to the amusement of his supporters. Bloomy talks about "courage" in his gun-control speeches, while at the same time he is afraid to walk outside his palace without armed guards.
He is a co-chairman of "Mayors against Illegal Guns", a pro-gun control group run by liberals and communists who want to take away all the guns from Americans after the epic lulzfest at Sandy Hook, and works as hard as he can to keep your children safe from criminals and terrorists. He is one of Black Jesus's many gay-sex partners and the seventh-richest person in the Jewnited States of Americunts.
Early Life
Bloomberg was born February 14th, 1942 in Boston, Massachusetts. He attended school at Harvard before being crowned Emperor of New York City on January 1st, 2002.
Political career
Despite being a Jew and being one of the most horrible mayors ever to take the throne in Jew York City, Bloomberg has been re-elected three times, although he is still viewed as a cunt by New Yorkers and is very unpopular in the city.
List of good deeds he has done for NYC
- Combating obesity
- Tackling gun crime
- Fighting against high-calorie, unhealthy foods
- Fighting against the evils of styrofoam
- Combating global warming
How to piss off Mayor Bloomberg
- Drink a soda larger than 16 ounces
- Eat high-calorie foods
- Drive a car
- Be a conservative
- Vote for Republicans
- Vote against expanded background checks in the Senate
- Use styrofoam
- Burn fossil fuels
- Say that the Holocaust never happened
- Get fat
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Abilene Alleyway Shooting 🔫 Capital Gazette Shooting 🔫 Chris Dorner 🔫 Christchurch mosque attacks 🔫 Colorado Theatre Shooting 🔫 David Long 🔫 Dayton shooting 🔫 El Paso Walmart Shooting 🔫 Elliot Rodger 🔫 Gilroy Garlic Festival Shooting 🔫 Jacksonville Shooting 🔫 Kyle Rittenhouse 🔫 Marjory Stoneman Douglas School Shooting 🔫 Pulse Nightclub Massacre 🔫 Randy Stair 🔫 San Bernardino shooting 🔫 Sandniggers in Paris 🔫 Sandy Hook Elementary Massacre 🔫 Santa Fe High School Shooting 🔫 Shoahdown at the Synagogue of Doom 🔫 Las Vegas shooting 🔫 Texas church shooting 🔫 Umpqua Community College Shooting 🔫 Virginia Beach Shooting 🔫 Washington Navy Yard shooting 🔫 Youtube shooting 🔫 |
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| Supporters |
Barack Obama 🔫 Christians 🔫 Concerned Mothers 🔫 Democrats 🔫 Dianne Feinstein 🔫 Government 🔫 The Kennedys 🔫 Kurt Eichenwald 🔫 Faggots 🔫 Liberals 🔫 Michael Bloomberg 🔫 Jews 🔫 SJWs 🔫 Sensitive people 🔫 Tara Strong 🔫 Trayvon Martin 🔫 Quinton Reviews |
| Main ideas: |
Assault Rifle 🔫 Gun 🔫 Gun Control 🔫 Murder 🔫 Arson 🔫 Bombs 🔫 Mass Shooting 🔫 School Shooting 🔫 |
| Haters gonna hate: | |
| Acts of revenge: |
Boston Marathon Bombing 🔫 Sandniggers in Paris 🔫 Ariana Grande Massacre 🔫 London Bridge Attack 2017 🔫 Capital Gazette Shooting |
| Objectors: |
Charlton Heston 🔫 James Holmes 🔫 NRA 🔫 Osama Bin Laden 🔫 Republicans 🔫 People planning a massacre 🔫 |
| Pre-2012 Gun Massacres |
Columbine 🔫 École Polytechnique 🔫 Dawson College 🔫 Virginia Tech Massacre 🔫 Austin, Texas 🔫 NIU Valentine's Day Massacre 🔫 Hungerford Massacre 🔫 Anders Breivik |