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'''Dr. Vance Luther Boelter''', also known as the '''No Kings Killer''', is a {{age|1967|7|23}}-year-old [[Democrat]] [[Scammer|con artist]] from [[Minnesota]] | '''Dr. Vance Luther Boelter''', also known as the '''No Kings Killer''', is a {{age|1967|7|23}}-year-old [[Democrat]] [[Scammer|con artist]] from [[Minnesota]] | ||
== The "Roommate" == | |||
Immediately following the murders, '''KARE 11''', the local [[NBC]] affiliate for the city of [[Somalia|Minneapolis]], posted a clip to their [[YouTube]] channel with the [[Bait|provocative]] title "''Shooting suspect's roommate says he was a Trump voter''". In the video, the reporter is standing outside of a run down crack house and interviews a morbidly [[obese]] [[Gabe Newell]] lookalike named '''David Carlson''' who [[Some argue|claims himself]] to be Boelter's "''roommate''". Which is in itself [[Bullshit|extremely odd]] considering that Boelter was actually a 57-year-old married father of 5 who lived with his wife in a fairly large house. | |||
Fat fuck Carlson then began [[Lying|claiming]] that Boelter voted for [[Trump]] and mentioned that he "''really hated abortion in the 90s''", because of course [[Lies|hearsay]] about Boelter's political views from '''''THIRTY GODDAMN FUCKING YEARS AGO''''' is somehow very relevant in [[2025]]. | |||
== Edjucayshun == | == Edjucayshun == | ||
Boelter has at least three degrees, all of them being about as worthless as a [[Feminism|Gender Studies]] degree. | |||
'''Cardinal Stritch University''' (Defunct) | '''Cardinal Stritch University''' (Defunct) | ||
* Doctor of Education in Leadership | |||
* Master of Science in Management | |||
'''St. Cloud State University''' | '''St. Cloud State University''' | ||
* Bachelor’s Degree in International Relations | |||
== The Murders == | == The Murders == | ||
Latest revision as of 07:55, 16 June 2025
Dr. Vance Luther Boelter, also known as the No Kings Killer, is a 58-year-old Democrat con artist from Minnesota
The "Roommate"
Immediately following the murders, KARE 11, the local NBC affiliate for the city of Minneapolis, posted a clip to their YouTube channel with the provocative title "Shooting suspect's roommate says he was a Trump voter". In the video, the reporter is standing outside of a run down crack house and interviews a morbidly obese Gabe Newell lookalike named David Carlson who claims himself to be Boelter's "roommate". Which is in itself extremely odd considering that Boelter was actually a 57-year-old married father of 5 who lived with his wife in a fairly large house.
Fat fuck Carlson then began claiming that Boelter voted for Trump and mentioned that he "really hated abortion in the 90s", because of course hearsay about Boelter's political views from THIRTY GODDAMN FUCKING YEARS AGO is somehow very relevant in 2025.
Edjucayshun
Boelter has at least three degrees, all of them being about as worthless as a Gender Studies degree.
Cardinal Stritch University (Defunct)
- Doctor of Education in Leadership
- Master of Science in Management
St. Cloud State University
- Bachelor’s Degree in International Relations
The Murders
See Also
- Harvey Milk - A gay Democrat pedophile who was also killed by another Democrat.
- JD Vance - A better Vance.
- False Flag - What Boelter appears to have been attempting.
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