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Kongsberg Bow and Arrow Rampage: Difference between revisions
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Some fjord nigger from [[Denmark]] went [[postal]] in a small town near Oslo, [[Norway]] on October 13, 2021. Instead of using guns like your average [[loser]] rampage killer however, this fucking [[goy]] played the Kongsberg level on hard mode by using a superior Norse engineered bow and arrow to rack up the points. He even managed to get a higher KDA than your average wannabe spree killer like Philip Manshaus, [[Nasim Aghdam]], [[Twitch|Stephan Baliet]] and of course, the couch cuck himself, [[William Atchison]]. | Some fjord nigger from [[Denmark]] went [[postal]] in a small town near Oslo, [[Norway]] on October 13, 2021. Instead of using guns like your average [[loser]] rampage killer however, this fucking [[goy]] played the Kongsberg level on hard mode by using a superior Norse engineered bow and arrow to rack up the points. He even managed to get a higher KDA than your average wannabe spree killer like Philip Manshaus, [[Nasim Aghdam]], [[Twitch|Stephan Baliet]] and of course, the couch cuck himself, [[William Atchison]]. | ||
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One of the noobs that got pwned was a somewhat renowned [[metal]] singer named Andrea Meyer Haugen. | One of the noobs that got pwned was a somewhat renowned [[metal]] singer named Andrea Meyer Haugen. | ||
[[ | Espen Brathen was [[BTFO]]d by his parents a few months prior to the attack for being a crazy fuck and had been under the watchful eye of [[Government|Big Brother]] since he converted to Islam in 2015. If convicted, Brathen will be placed in a 5-star Norwegian [[prison]] retreat for a decade long vacation. | ||
[[File:kongsberg gameplay.jpg|thumb|Leaked gameplay footage of the attack.]] | |||
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Revision as of 13:56, 22 December 2021
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| Espen Andersen Brathen | |
| Born | 1984 |
| Nationality | Danish 
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| High Score | 5 killed, 3 injured |
| Top 50? | Nee |
| Style | FPS, Single player |
| An Hero? | Ingen |
—Espen Andersen Brathen, prophet of Allah | ||
Some fjord nigger from Denmark went postal in a small town near Oslo, Norway on October 13, 2021. Instead of using guns like your average loser rampage killer however, this fucking goy played the Kongsberg level on hard mode by using a superior Norse engineered bow and arrow to rack up the points. He even managed to get a higher KDA than your average wannabe spree killer like Philip Manshaus, Nasim Aghdam, Stephan Baliet and of course, the couch cuck himself, William Atchison.
Inspired by the words of Allah, Brathen spread the hadith throughout Norway and showed them the ways of the religion of peace by 420 no-scoping noob infidels Skyrim style. He broke into the homes of frail old people and shot them with arrows before slicing them with a knife.
One of the noobs that got pwned was a somewhat renowned metal singer named Andrea Meyer Haugen.
Espen Brathen was BTFOd by his parents a few months prior to the attack for being a crazy fuck and had been under the watchful eye of Big Brother since he converted to Islam in 2015. If convicted, Brathen will be placed in a 5-star Norwegian prison retreat for a decade long vacation.
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Graded Score
| Kill count: | 5/20 5 dead, 3 injured |
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| Accuracy: | 10/20 Shot an off duty police officer in the ass, those are the ones you want to kill the most |
| Style: | 25/20 The bow and arrow adds much needed variety to the already saturated mass-shooting genre. |
| Butthurt: | 20/20 Has people arguing for both deregulation of gun control altogether and for the banning of bow and arrows. |
| Bonus: | 20/20 Failed to convert anyone to Islam but spread Lulz across Scandinavia |
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Gallery
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Andrea Haugen, the fallen metal singer
See Also
- Anders Behring Breivik - The superior Aryan cultural Marxist that achieved the high score of 77
- Terrorism - Cultural appropriation of sand nigger culture
