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Akbarzhon Jalilov
Born April 1, 1995
Nationality: Russian  
Highscore Killed 15, Injured 64
Top 25? Yes
Style Suicide Bomberman
An Hero? Yes

On the 4th of March 2017 a Kyrgyzstan-born man named Akbarzhon Jalilov bombed the Saint Petersburg Metro, leading to 15 people dead and an additional 64 injured.

   
 
He was a mosque-attending Muslim but not a fanatic
 

 
 

Eminzhon Jalilov - Akbarzhon's uncle

Pwned Victims

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Graded Score

Graded score
Kill count: 11/20
Accuracy: 11/20
Style: 5/20 Same old shit (suicide bombing)
Butthurt: 17/20 Was on news outlets everywhere, including CNN
Bonus: 20/20 Islam
Total score: 64/100 (D-)
Allah Akbar
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Aftermath

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