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|description='''Lillee Jean''' is a [[basement-dweller|shut in]] and "[[internet celebrity|influencer]]" with a million fake Instagram followers who never leaves her shitty New York apartment attic. She is known for her "petit" (short and [[fat]]) body, [[fugly]] shark teeth, and [[desperate]] attempts to become relevant to [[NORP|anyone]] other than [[Kiwi Farms]] basement-dwellers and [[Lolcow]] threads. Lillee-Jean and her mom {{jew}} Laur like to [[LARP]] as relevant people with hundreds of fans. | |description='''Lillee Jean''' is a [[basement-dweller|shut in]] and "[[internet celebrity|influencer]]" with a million fake Instagram followers who never leaves her shitty New York apartment attic. She is known for her "petit" (short and [[fat]]) body, [[fugly]] shark teeth, and [[desperate]] attempts to become relevant to [[NORP|anyone]] other than [[Kiwi Farms]] basement-dwellers and [[Lolcow.farms]] threads. Lillee-Jean and her mom {{jew}} Laur like to [[LARP]] as relevant people with hundreds of fans. | ||
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'''Lillee Jean''' is a [[basement-dweller|shut in]] and "[[internet celebrity|influencer]]" with a million fake Instagram followers who never leaves her shitty New York apartment attic. She is known for her "petit" (short and [[fat]]) body, [[fugly]] shark teeth, and [[desperate]] attempts to become relevant to [[NORP|anyone]] other than [[Kiwi Farms]] basement-dwellers and [[Lolcow]] threads. | '''Lillee Jean''' is a [[basement-dweller|shut in]], sufferer of [[unwarranted self-importance]] and "[[internet celebrity|influencer]]" with a million fake [[Instagram]] followers who never leaves her shitty [[New York]] apartment attic. She is known for her "petit" (short and [[fat]]) body, [[fugly]] shark teeth, and [[desperate]] attempts to become relevant to [[NORP|anyone]] other than [[Kiwi Farms]] basement-dwellers and [[Lolcow.farm]] threads. | ||
Supposedly 20 years old, Lillee is an aspiring [[Disney]] princess who plays with dolls. She is locked in her attic by her [[goblinkike]] mom, Laur {{jew}} at almost all times and is only occasionally let out for photoshoots. Lillee has been deluded into believing she is a talented [[celebrity]] who is targeted by the [[waambulance|mean and jealous ]] internet [[trolls]]. Meanwhile, Laur {{jew}} has bankrupted herself and her cuck husband Diamon due to trying to bankroll her hideous [[mouth-breather]] daughter's failed career. The family's [[welfare|neet buxx]] continue to go toward their [[special education]] | Supposedly 20 years old, Lillee is an aspiring [[Disney]] princess who plays with dolls. She is locked in her attic by her [[goblinkike]] mom, Laur {{jew}} at almost all times and is only occasionally let out for photoshoots. Lillee has been deluded into believing she is a talented [[celebrity]] who is targeted by the [[waambulance|mean and jealous]] internet [[trolls]]. Meanwhile, Laur {{jew}} has bankrupted herself and her cuck husband Earl Diamon due to trying to bankroll her hideous [[mouth-breather]] daughter's failed career. The family's [[welfare|neet buxx]] continue to go toward their [[special education]] (armchair physicians suspect she has Williams Syndrome) spawn. | ||
While locked in the attic, Lillie enjoys making up a love life with a non- | While locked in the attic, Lillie enjoys making up a love life with a non-existent [[French]] diplomat boyfriend named [[pedophile|Philippe]]. [[Pedophile|They met when Lillie was 9 years old and began dating when she was 15]] and [[Jeffrey Epstein|Philippe]] was 28 according to her. Lillee Jean is also a woke environmentalist and artiste. | ||
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==Genesis== | ==Genesis== | ||
The talented gremlin Lillee Jean was discovered by losers on [[Reddit]] and called out for poorly [[photoshopped]] images such as her being featured on the cover of | The talented gremlin Lillee Jean was discovered by losers on [[Reddit]] and called out for poorly [[photoshopped]] images such as her being featured on the cover of [[sixteen year old girl|Teen Vogue]]. Her prospering career in the entertainment industry began when she was 13 after being pulled out of school for being a raging [[retard]]. Instead of pursuing education, Lillee Jean spends her days posting low effort "just rolled out of bed" cosplays and makeup tutorials featuring filthy brushes, terrible application, and the cheapest costumes they could find on [[Alibaba|AliExpress]]. Her attempts at modeling feature ill-fitting child-labor produced clothes from [[China]], bizarre facial expressions, and a dumpy 5'0 frame that appeal only to the most degenerate of the "[[Indian]] desperate for pasty [[White people|white]] bobs and vagene" demographic. | ||
[[File:LJ Teeth.jpg|thumb|Horrifying close-up of the shark teeth]] | [[File:LJ Teeth.jpg|thumb|Horrifying close-up of the shark teeth]] | ||
[[Image:lj abject horror.jpeg|thumb|Lillee Jean's Hatchet Face Cosplay]] | [[Image:lj abject horror.jpeg|thumb|Lillee Jean's Hatchet Face Cosplay]] | ||
[[Image:ljatmet.png|thumb|center|400px|Our favorite sperg Lillee Jean at the MET gala]] | [[Image:ljatmet.png|thumb|center|400px|Our favorite sperg Lillee Jean at the MET gala]] | ||
[[Image:lj teenvogue.jpg|thumb|center|400px|LJ featured on the cover of Teen Vogue?!]] | [[Image:lj teenvogue.jpg|thumb|center|400px|LJ featured on the cover of Teen Vogue?!]] | ||
[[File:true queen.jpeg|thumb|An example of Laur's unironic boomer edits of her retarded daughter that looks like a [[shitpost]]]] | |||
[[Image:Pradip.jpeg|thumb|LJ'S #1 Fan Pradip]] | |||
[[ | LJ's crazy cow of a mom, Laur {{jew}} immediately went [[RAGE|apeshit]] and created several [[sock puppet]] accounts to defend her [[talentless|super talented]] and [[Shit no one cares about|famous]] daughter. [[Jessi Slaughter|It is said consequences were never the same]]. Embarrassingly, Laur {{jew}} is too inept to photoshop anything convincing and just pasted her troglodyte daughter on top of [[Katy Perry]]... someone with a chandelier on her head that will be noticed instantly. This only comes natural for Laur {{jew}} as a well documented fact of the [[happy merchant]] race is their unwavering pursuit of [[Jew gold]]. Unfortunately, this is going poorly since the only thing Lillee Jean is good for is being laughed at for her failure to be good at anything. | ||
[[File:lj tinkerbell.png|center|400px]] | |||
{{#ev:soundcloud|https://soundcloud.com/ | {{center|'''<big>LJ demonstrating her superior acting skills. SHE'S SO TALENTED</big>'''}} | ||
{{#ev:soundcloud|https://soundcloud.com/roro-livre/voice-over-singing-reel-lillee-jean-2019|500|center}} | |||
==Lillee Jean's True and Honest Fans== | ==Lillee Jean's True and Honest Fans== | ||
[[Image:lj audit.png|thumb| | Being as famous as she is, Lillee Jean has many dedicated followers and fan pages that Laur totally did not set up herself. | ||
[[Image:lj audit.png|center|thumb|500px|All the bots love Lillee Jean]] | |||
[[Image:lj social blade.jpg|center|thumb|500px|As of 2021, the vermin [[Jew]] woman and her offspring are making 0 shekels]] | |||
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==Crusade Against Kiwi Farms== | ==Crusade Against Kiwi Farms, the Rape of ED, and Diane== | ||
In August 2019, [[Cow|Laur]] {{jew}} discovered something heinous: a Kiwi Farms thread. She vowed to take revenge on the dangerous predator [[Null]]. Being a [[retard|woman]] with high IQ, Laur {{jew}} uncovered the truth: Joshua Moon is behind everything. He was the mastermind behind the trolling on Kiwi Farms, Reddit, and | In August 2019, [[Cow|Laur]] {{jew}} discovered something heinous: a Kiwi Farms thread. She vowed to take revenge on the dangerous predator [[Null]]. Being a [[retard|woman]] with high IQ, Laur {{jew}} uncovered the truth: Joshua Moon is behind everything. He was the mastermind behind the trolling on Kiwi Farms, Reddit, and Lolcow.farm. She sicced the [[cyber-police]] on Null and showed him no mercy after he begged for forgiveness. More recently, Laur engaged in [[BLANKING IN PROGRESS]] warfare with Diane on this very page for a couple hours before it was locked. Laur remains convinced her daughter's many [[haters]] are just jealous of her [[USI|popularity, talent, and good looks]]. | ||
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[[File:lj boxing.gif|thumb|The last thing you see after boolying Lillee Jean [[OTI|on the internet]] for the last time]] | |||
[[ | [[Image:LJ DMCA.png|thumb|center|400px|Oh and she DMCAd the article too lol]] | ||
[[File: | [[File:Laur Trueman attack!.jpeg|thumb|Diane!!!1!]] | ||
[[File:Laur.jpeg|thumb|200px|Laur Trueman {{jew}}: The resemblance]] | |||
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[[File:HappyMerchant.gif|thumb|200px|is uncanny.]] | |||
==Career Highlights== | ==Career Highlights== | ||
{{collapsegallery||Nintendogallery|center|<gallery perrow="5"> | |||
Image:lilleej11.png|The baddie goblin | Image:lilleej11.png|The baddie goblin | ||
Image:LJ santa.png|Sexy pic taken by her mom | Image:LJ santa.png|Sexy pic taken by her mom | ||
Image:paparazzi LJ.jpg||Lillee Jean being chased by real, actual paparazzi because she's so famous !!1! | Image:paparazzi LJ.jpg||Lillee Jean being chased by real, actual paparazzi because she's so famous !!1! | ||
Image:malviecover.jpeg|Laur {{jew}} paid $ | Image:malviecover.jpeg|Laur {{jew}} paid $500 dollars to get on the back cover of this completely irrelevant magazine | ||
Image:LS PSYCHO.png|Lillee looking psychotic next to normal people | Image:LS PSYCHO.png|Lillee looking psychotic next to normal people | ||
Image: | </gallery>|<gallery perrow="5"> | ||
Image:lillee jean modeling.jpeg | |||
</gallery> | Image:LJ.jpeg|thumb|Lillee's Jean demonstrating the patented "Washed out middle aged soccer mom look" | ||
</gallery>}} | |||
==Other Artistic Endeavors== | ==Other Artistic Endeavors== | ||
<center> | <center> | ||
{{quote| | {{quote|Albert Einstein is one of the most interesting people who ever lived. Throughout his life, he said many quotes.|Excerpt from Lillee Jean interviewing herself}} | ||
<gallery> | <gallery> | ||
File:lj mermaid.jpg | File:lj mermaid.jpg|"It should be noted that her penchant for artistry in different formats comes from both sides of her parent's families..." - Laur Trueman {{jew}} | ||
File:lj art.png | File:lj art.png|penchant | ||
File:princess_and_the_frog_as_a_green_lantern___lj_by_lilleejean.jpg|for | |||
File:Rapunzel During The Holidays by Lillee Jean.jpg|artistry | |||
File:Albert Einstein.png| | |||
</gallery> | </gallery> | ||
</center> | </center> | ||
Lillie is also a renowned author. Her [https://lolcow.farm/pt/src/1624968727646.png magnum opus] features protagonist Phillip Romance. | Lillie is also a renowned author. Her [https://lolcow.farm/pt/src/1624968727646.png magnum opus] features protagonist Phillip Romance. She also shits out 10 3rd grade writing level Medium articles a day featuring interview questions she wrote herself. | ||
==External Links== | ==External Links== | ||
*{{Instagram|lilleejean|Instagram}} | *{{Instagram|lilleejean|Instagram}} | ||
*{{twitter|reallilleejean|Twatter}} | *{{twitter|reallilleejean|Twatter}} | ||
*{{ | *{{yt|u|LilleeJean/|JewTube}} | ||
*{{deviantart|lilleejean|DeviantArt}} | *{{deviantart|lilleejean|DeviantArt}} | ||
*{{soundcloud|lillee-jean|SoundCloud}} | *{{soundcloud|lillee-jean|SoundCloud}} | ||
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*[[Happy Merchant]] | *[[Happy Merchant]] | ||
*[[JewTube]] | *[[JewTube]] | ||
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[[Category:Abnormal Psych]] | [[Category:Abnormal Psych]] | ||
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| Lillee Jean Trueman | |
| Born | April 18th, 2001 |
| Nationality | Americunt 
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| Residence | Yonkers, New York |
| Species | Jew ✡
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Lillee Jean is a shut in, sufferer of unwarranted self-importance and "influencer" with a million fake Instagram followers who never leaves her shitty New York apartment attic. She is known for her "petit" (short and fat) body, fugly shark teeth, and desperate attempts to become relevant to anyone other than Kiwi Farms basement-dwellers and Lolcow.farm threads.
Supposedly 20 years old, Lillee is an aspiring Disney princess who plays with dolls. She is locked in her attic by her goblinkike mom, Laur ✡ at almost all times and is only occasionally let out for photoshoots. Lillee has been deluded into believing she is a talented celebrity who is targeted by the mean and jealous internet trolls. Meanwhile, Laur ✡ has bankrupted herself and her cuck husband Earl Diamon due to trying to bankroll her hideous mouth-breather daughter's failed career. The family's neet buxx continue to go toward their special education (armchair physicians suspect she has Williams Syndrome) spawn.
While locked in the attic, Lillie enjoys making up a love life with a non-existent French diplomat boyfriend named Philippe. They met when Lillie was 9 years old and began dating when she was 15 and Philippe was 28 according to her. Lillee Jean is also a woke environmentalist and artiste.
Genesis
The talented gremlin Lillee Jean was discovered by losers on Reddit and called out for poorly photoshopped images such as her being featured on the cover of Teen Vogue. Her prospering career in the entertainment industry began when she was 13 after being pulled out of school for being a raging retard. Instead of pursuing education, Lillee Jean spends her days posting low effort "just rolled out of bed" cosplays and makeup tutorials featuring filthy brushes, terrible application, and the cheapest costumes they could find on AliExpress. Her attempts at modeling feature ill-fitting child-labor produced clothes from China, bizarre facial expressions, and a dumpy 5'0 frame that appeal only to the most degenerate of the "Indian desperate for pasty white bobs and vagene" demographic.
LJ's crazy cow of a mom, Laur ✡ immediately went apeshit and created several sock puppet accounts to defend her super talented and famous daughter. It is said consequences were never the same. Embarrassingly, Laur ✡ is too inept to photoshop anything convincing and just pasted her troglodyte daughter on top of Katy Perry... someone with a chandelier on her head that will be noticed instantly. This only comes natural for Laur ✡ as a well documented fact of the happy merchant race is their unwavering pursuit of Jew gold. Unfortunately, this is going poorly since the only thing Lillee Jean is good for is being laughed at for her failure to be good at anything.
Lillee Jean's True and Honest Fans
Being as famous as she is, Lillee Jean has many dedicated followers and fan pages that Laur totally did not set up herself.
Crusade Against Kiwi Farms, the Rape of ED, and Diane
In August 2019, Laur ✡ discovered something heinous: a Kiwi Farms thread. She vowed to take revenge on the dangerous predator Null. Being a woman with high IQ, Laur ✡ uncovered the truth: Joshua Moon is behind everything. He was the mastermind behind the trolling on Kiwi Farms, Reddit, and Lolcow.farm. She sicced the cyber-police on Null and showed him no mercy after he begged for forgiveness. More recently, Laur engaged in BLANKING IN PROGRESS warfare with Diane on this very page for a couple hours before it was locked. Laur remains convinced her daughter's many haters are just jealous of her popularity, talent, and good looks.
Career Highlights
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The baddie goblin -
Sexy pic taken by her mom -
Lillee Jean being chased by real, actual paparazzi because she's so famous !!1! -
Laur ✡ paid $500 dollars to get on the back cover of this completely irrelevant magazine -
Lillee looking psychotic next to normal people
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Lillee's Jean demonstrating the patented "Washed out middle aged soccer mom look"
Other Artistic Endeavors
—Excerpt from Lillee Jean interviewing herself | ||
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"It should be noted that her penchant for artistry in different formats comes from both sides of her parent's families..." - Laur Trueman ✡ -
penchant -
for -
artistry -
Lillie is also a renowned author. Her magnum opus features protagonist Phillip Romance. She also shits out 10 3rd grade writing level Medium articles a day featuring interview questions she wrote herself.
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