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== High Score ==
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Latest revision as of 23:12, 4 March 2024

Emma Durutti, a brave and beautiful woman who died in the battle against Führer Trump.

Emma Durutti (Deadname: Willem Van Spronsen) was a 69-year-old anarchist boomer, Antifa terrorist and one-tranny army who, on July 13, 2019, decided to launch an armed tactical assault on the Northwest Detention Center in Tacoma, Washington. Emma, who had been radicalized by the violent rhetoric of politicians such as AOC, launched the attack on the mistaken belief that the Tacoma facility was a "concentration camp" that housed at least 6 million innocent, starving, neglected and abused taco children and their morbidly obese mothers.

As one would expect, however, a 69-year-old liberal Willie Nelson lookalike can only accomplish so much, and Emma quickly found itself getting its shit absolutely rekt by the police before it could claim even a single victim. In the end, the only casualty of Emma's ingenious attempt to burn down the detention facility in an attempt to save its occupants was Emma xerself who died after the police fucking shot xem in self defense.

After his much deserved death, Willem's mentally-ill tranny comrades quickly jumped on the ridiculous conclusion bandwagon and decided that, because he used the nom de guerre "Emma Durutti" when posting on Facebook and Bandcamp, Willem must have actually been a closetted tranny despite the fact that he made absolutely no attempt to ever actually pass as a woman IRL. On the other hand, we do concede that only a woman could possibly fail this goddamn hard at being a mass shooter.

   
 
i am antifa
 

 
 

—Willem Van Spronsen

   
 
beware of a centrist
 

 
 

—Willem Van Spronsen

   
 
don't overthink it.
 

 
 

—Willem Van Spronsen


The Manifesto


   
 
my trans comrades have transformed me, solidifying my conviction that we will be guided to a dreamed of future by those most marginalized among us today. i have dreamed it so clearly that i have no regret for not seeing how it turns out.
 

 
 

—Willem Van Spronsen, on how trannies made him do it



Antifa Terrorists Defend Sick Willy

Antifa's finest assemble to defend Willem's actions.
   
 
We need to send large quantities of better armed reinforcements next time.
 

 
 

—Cmdr_Northstar, encouraging terrorism (archive)



Response From Puget Sound John Brown Gun Club

 
 
Early in the morning on July 13, Willem Van Spronsen, a former member of Puget Sound John Brown Gun Club, was killed in an altercation at a facility adjacent to the Northwest Detention Center.

We're stunned, shocked, and saddened by his death. Will was known for his kindness, gentleness, and warm heart. He was a father, a folk singer, and friend.

Will cared deeply about making the world a better place and he felt injustice towards others as personal as a wound. He took direct action to protect traditionally marginalized and threatened communities. The rounding up of our neighbors into for-profit detention centers was not a semantics debate for Will, it was an abomination.

We are mourning and hope that in the days, weeks, and months ahead, people who knew and loved Will can find a way to grapple with his loss and honor his memory. Will often talked of being useful. If you need to take something away from his action we hope it's that if the rest of us were all more useful towards compassion and justice then he could have stayed with us.

Rest in Power Will. The people who knew you love you.

~PSJBGC
 


 

—Puget Sound John Brown Gun Club, defending a terrorist (archive)


Tranny Wars: The Farce Awakens

   
 
Hey everyone! You heard about the anarchist folk singer that raided an ICE facility?

Her name is Ariel van Spronsen, the news are misgendering and deadnaming her. The Tacoma martyr is not a man.
 


 
 

—MxBdUnicorn (archive)

   
 
Correction: our martyred comrades chosen name is Emma Durutti. She signed it in her now public Facebook account a while back.

Please RT so she can be remembered by the name she never was out by in life.
 


 
 

—Laura Couch

   
 
It seems like Emma Durutti was trans*. We shouldn't be deadnaming her and should use the correct gender pronouns.
 

 
 

—Prerna P. Lal, Esq. (archive)

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Graded Score
Kill count: 0/20 Literally killed nobody
Accuracy: 0/20 He didn't even injure anyone
Style: 0/20 Edgy tranny anarchist shooter -- also a boomer
Butthurt: 0/20 Literally nobody gave a shit, all he achieved is one less vote for the Democrats
Bonus: 0/20 Achieved nothing of value besides his own death
Total Score: 0/100 (F)
MARXISM HAS BECOME AN EPIDEMIC
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