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Payton, known to his friends as 'Terry', was your typical [[basement-dwelling]] [[tourneyfag|tourneyfaggot]], riddled with [[Asperger's syndrome]], wasting his life playing [[Pokemon|a children's video game about colorful battling monsters]] rather than going out, finding a job and a girlfriend and making something of himself, until one fateful day, on June 23rd, [[2011]], he decided that he'd try to be [[hardcore]] by killing his [[your mom|mom]], Kathie. | Payton, known to his friends as 'Terry', was your typical [[basement-dwelling]] [[tourneyfag|tourneyfaggot]], riddled with [[Asperger's syndrome]], wasting his life playing [[Pokemon|a children's video game about colorful battling monsters]] rather than going out, finding a job and a girlfriend and making something of himself, until one fateful day, on June 23rd, [[2011]], he decided that he'd try to be [[hardcore]] by killing his [[your mom|mom]], Kathie. | ||
==Motives and aftermath== | |||
===Press Start=== | |||
[[File:Terry Payton Pepsi machine.jpg|thumb|left|KingEmpoleon, a.k.a. Terry Payton.]] | |||
[[File:KingEmpoleon's Fursona.gif|thumb|right|KingEmpoleon's [[fursona]].]] | |||
Young Terry [[lie|claims]] that he killed his mother in [[bullshit|self-defense]] after she came at him with a knife, a Steel attack, [[O RLY?|forcing him to use a super-effective Fighting move in which he repeatedly smashed her head against the kitchen floor, before stabbing her in the chest and neck seven times]]. Despite Nurse Joy's best efforts, she died. | |||
After killing his mother, Terry then sent a series of text messages to his [[emo]] [[homosex|buttbuddy]], Jacob Schumaker, asking for help disposing of his mom's body, before retreating to [[Facebook]] to [[bawww]] about it. | |||
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|I killed el madre, need help making her disappear. I stabbed her seven times after mercilessly beating the shit out of her.|One of the text messages sent to Schumaker's phone by Terry Payton.|[[Fuck you, I'm a dragon!|I'm a monster!]]|Terry Payton on Facebook.}}</center> | |||
Shortly afterwards, a SWAT team of Officer Jennies raided the Payton home and took Terry Payton into custody. | |||
===KingEmpoleon's Moveset=== | |||
* Nasty Plot | |||
* Slash | |||
* Fake Tears | |||
* Imprisonment | |||
===Trial=== | |||
[[File:Autismcard.jpg|thumb|right|KingEmpoleon's legal defense.]] | |||
[[File:True Pokemon Master.png|thumb|right|A true Pokémon master.]] | |||
At his trial, Payton attempted to claim diminished responsibility and plead not guilty by reason of [[insanity]] due to his [[Asperger's syndrome]], but it [[failed]]. | |||
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On February 15th, [[2012]], it was announced that Payton's trial would be delayed and a date for a jury trial is still pending as the investigation continued. | |||
On February 28th, [[2013]], Terry Payton was found guilty of second degree murder after the jury spent five hours [[masturbating|deliberating]], although he has yet to be sentenced. Prosecutors had argued that Payton was unjustified in taking his mother's life, pointing to bloodspray and autopsy evidence that indicated Ms. Payton was not standing up when she was stabbed. | |||
===Local Support=== | |||
According to people who knew Terry and Kathie Payton, Kathie was an [[troll|abusive]] [[alcoholic]] who constantly beat and humiliated her faggy son, Terry, probably for being an autistic [[manchild]] who still plays [[Pokémon]]. Neighbors report that they would regularly hear Kathie screaming at Terry at all hours, day and night, usually something along the lines of "[[WTF]]?! WHY I CAN'T I USE SALAMENCE?!" and "OH COME ON, [[Garchomp|GARCHOMP]] SHOULDN'T BE UBER! IT DIES TO LIKE ONE ICE ATTACK, YOU FUCKING SCRUB!!" | |||
If Terry did kill his mother, his family says, it was likely in self-defense. Now, despite him facing [[over 9000|120]] years in prison, Terry's family, friends and community are rallying around him to provide [[hugbox|a level of support they say he never had before]]. | |||
So, kids, if you're feeling [[Forever Alone|alone]] and unloved, just remember: [[Logic|Kill parents, acquire friends]]. | |||
==Gallery== | ==Gallery== | ||
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*[[Smogon]] - The competitive Pokémon battling community that Payton was a part of. | *[[Smogon]] - The competitive Pokémon battling community that Payton was a part of. | ||
*[[Rubén Puig Lecegui]] - Another fine example of the upstanding young men that make up the Smogon community. | *[[Rubén Puig Lecegui]] - Another fine example of the upstanding young men that make up the Smogon community. | ||
*[[03bgood]] - Also hails from Paris, [[lulz]] | |||
{{Pokedex}} | {{Pokedex}} | ||
{{Gaming}} | {{Gaming}} | ||
{{Aspies}} | {{Aspies}} | ||
{{Psychopaths}} | |||
[[Category:People|Gaming]] | [[Category:People|Gaming]] |
Latest revision as of 18:58, 22 October 2021
KingEmpoleon was the screen name of Terence R. Payton, a 16 year old Smogonite from Paris, Illinois.
Payton, known to his friends as 'Terry', was your typical basement-dwelling tourneyfaggot, riddled with Asperger's syndrome, wasting his life playing a children's video game about colorful battling monsters rather than going out, finding a job and a girlfriend and making something of himself, until one fateful day, on June 23rd, 2011, he decided that he'd try to be hardcore by killing his mom, Kathie.
Motives and aftermath
Press Start
Young Terry claims that he killed his mother in self-defense after she came at him with a knife, a Steel attack, forcing him to use a super-effective Fighting move in which he repeatedly smashed her head against the kitchen floor, before stabbing her in the chest and neck seven times. Despite Nurse Joy's best efforts, she died.
After killing his mother, Terry then sent a series of text messages to his emo buttbuddy, Jacob Schumaker, asking for help disposing of his mom's body, before retreating to Facebook to bawww about it.
—One of the text messages sent to Schumaker's phone by Terry Payton. |
Previous Quote | Next Quote
Shortly afterwards, a SWAT team of Officer Jennies raided the Payton home and took Terry Payton into custody.
KingEmpoleon's Moveset
- Nasty Plot
- Slash
- Fake Tears
- Imprisonment
Trial
At his trial, Payton attempted to claim diminished responsibility and plead not guilty by reason of insanity due to his Asperger's syndrome, but it failed.
On February 15th, 2012, it was announced that Payton's trial would be delayed and a date for a jury trial is still pending as the investigation continued.
On February 28th, 2013, Terry Payton was found guilty of second degree murder after the jury spent five hours deliberating, although he has yet to be sentenced. Prosecutors had argued that Payton was unjustified in taking his mother's life, pointing to bloodspray and autopsy evidence that indicated Ms. Payton was not standing up when she was stabbed.
Local Support
According to people who knew Terry and Kathie Payton, Kathie was an abusive alcoholic who constantly beat and humiliated her faggy son, Terry, probably for being an autistic manchild who still plays Pokémon. Neighbors report that they would regularly hear Kathie screaming at Terry at all hours, day and night, usually something along the lines of "WTF?! WHY I CAN'T I USE SALAMENCE?!" and "OH COME ON, GARCHOMP SHOULDN'T BE UBER! IT DIES TO LIKE ONE ICE ATTACK, YOU FUCKING SCRUB!!"
If Terry did kill his mother, his family says, it was likely in self-defense. Now, despite him facing 120 years in prison, Terry's family, friends and community are rallying around him to provide a level of support they say he never had before.
So, kids, if you're feeling alone and unloved, just remember: Kill parents, acquire friends.
Gallery
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A young Terry Payton, pictured here with his future victim.
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With a haircut like that, is it any wonder?
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KingEmpoleon has since become very popular over at Smogon University.
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Why not show your support for Pokémon-playing matricides with this stylish T-shirt?
Say, that design looks awfully familiar...
Videos
Previous Video | Next Video
—Jacob Schumaker, implying that nice people can't also be murderers. |
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External Links
See Also
- Smogon - The competitive Pokémon battling community that Payton was a part of.
- Rubén Puig Lecegui - Another fine example of the upstanding young men that make up the Smogon community.
- 03bgood - Also hails from Paris, lulz
KingEmpoleon is part of a series on Pokémon [Who’s that Pokémon?] | |||||||
Abra | Aggron | Alakazam | Bidoof | Blastoise | |||
Braixen | Charizard | Cloyster | Ditto | Empoleon | |||
Espeon | Garchomp | Gardevoir | Hypno | Jynx | |||
Jigglypuff | Kadabra | Kirby | Koffing | Lanturn | |||
Lickitung | Lopunny | Lucario | Lugia | Metapod | |||
Mewtwo | Misty | Mudkip | Omanyte | Pikaman | |||
Pokémon Go | Poliwhirl | Porygon | Primeape | Probopass | |||
Reshiram | Riolu | Seaking | Shaymin | Shiny Pidgey | |||
Slowpoke | Smugleaf | Snorlax | Snover | Squirtle | |||
Suicune | Vileplume | Xatu | Zoroark |
KingEmpoleon is part of a series on Visit the Gaming Portal for complete coverage. |
KingEmpoleon is part of a series on Aspies. | [Sperg out] |
Spree/One-time Killers: |
Aaron Alexis • Adam Lanza • Alex Hribal • Alyssa Bustamante • Anthony Warner • Audrey Hale • Bruce Jeffrey Pardo • Casey Anthony • Cho Seung-Hui • Devin Patrick Kelley • Dylan Klebold • Dylann Storm Roof • Eric Harris • Gerry McCann • James Holmes • Jared Lee Loughner • Jason Rodriguez • Jeff Weise • Jiverly Voong • Joe Stack • Josef Fritzl • Laaiti Ekenstéen • Mark Essex • Martin Bryant • Matthew de Grood • Matthew Murray • Matti Saari • Maurice Clemmons • Pekka-Eric Auvinen • Raoul Moat • Richard Speck • Robert Hawkins • Stephen Paddock • Tim Kretschmer • Timothy Hendron • TJ Lane • Tyler Peterson • Wade Michael Page • Woo Bum-kon | |
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Career/Serial Killers: |
Academy Maniacs • Adolf Hitler • Charles Manson • Chris Benoit • Dnepropetrovsk Maniacs • Dubya • Jack the Ripper • Jeffrey Dahmer • Mao Zedong • Richard "The Iceman" Kuklinski • Ted Bundy | |
Terrorists: |
Al Qaeda • Anders Behring Breivik • Anderson Lee Aldrich • Anton Lundin Pettersson • Dzhokhar Tsarnaev • Elliot Rodger • George Sodini • Maniacs Murder Cult • Mark Essex • Nidal Malik Hasan • Osama bin Laden • Tamerlan Tsarnaev • Ted Kaczynski | |
See also: |
Antisocial personality disorder • Jews • Murder • Paranoid personality disorder • Pittsburgh Paint Job • Police Brutality • Sick fuck |