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After his [[Asking for it|much deserved death]], Willem's [[Batshit insane|mentally-ill]] [[tranny]] [[Commie|comrades]] quickly jumped on the ridiculous conclusion bandwagon and decided that, because he used the [[Anonymous|nom de guerre]] "Emma Durutti" when posting on [[Facebook]] and [[Bandcamp]], Willem [[Obviously|must have actually been]] a [[closet]]ted [[tranny]] despite the fact that he made absolutely no attempt to ever actually pass as a [[woman]] [[IRL]]. On the other hand, [[ED|we]] do concede that only a [[woman]] could possibly fail this goddamn hard at being a [[mass shooter]]. | After his [[Asking for it|much deserved death]], Willem's [[Batshit insane|mentally-ill]] [[tranny]] [[Commie|comrades]] quickly jumped on the ridiculous conclusion bandwagon and decided that, because he used the [[Anonymous|nom de guerre]] "Emma Durutti" when posting on [[Facebook]] and [[Bandcamp]], Willem [[Obviously|must have actually been]] a [[closet]]ted [[tranny]] despite the fact that he made absolutely no attempt to ever actually pass as a [[woman]] [[IRL]]. On the other hand, [[ED|we]] do concede that only a [[woman]] could possibly fail this goddamn hard at being a [[mass shooter]]. | ||
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== Tranny Wars: The Farce Awakens == | == Tranny Wars: The Farce Awakens == | ||
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|Hey everyone! You heard about the anarchist folk singer that raided an ICE facility? | |||
Her name is Ariel van Spronsen, the news are misgendering and deadnaming her. The Tacoma martyr is not a man.|MxBdUnicorn {{archive|IjSoQ}} | Her name is Ariel van Spronsen, the news are misgendering and deadnaming her. The Tacoma martyr is not a man.|MxBdUnicorn {{archive|IjSoQ}} | ||
|Correction: our martyred comrades chosen name is Emma Durutti. She signed it in her now public Facebook account a while back. | |||
Please RT so she can be remembered by the name she never was out by in life.|Laura Couch | |||
|It seems like Emma Durutti was trans*. We shouldn't be deadnaming her and should use the correct gender pronouns.|Prerna P. Lal, Esq. {{archive|OQswp}}}}}} | |||
Please RT so she can be remembered by the name she never was out by in life.|Laura Couch | |||
== <strike>His</strike> <strike>Her</strike> His [[shit|"Manifesto Album"]] == | == <strike>His</strike> <strike>Her</strike> His [[shit|"Manifesto Album"]] == | ||
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{{GradedScore|0|Literally killed nobody|0|He didn't even injure anyone|0|Edgy tranny anarchist shooter -- also a boomer|0|Literally nobody gave a shit, all he achieved is one less vote for the Democrats|0|Achieved nothing of value besides his own death|0|F|MARXISM HAS BECOME AN EPIDEMIC}} | {{GradedScore|0|Literally killed nobody|0|He didn't even injure anyone|0|Edgy tranny anarchist shooter -- also a boomer|0|Literally nobody gave a shit, all he achieved is one less vote for the Democrats|0|Achieved nothing of value besides his own death|0|F|MARXISM HAS BECOME AN EPIDEMIC}} | ||
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{{timeline|Featured article July 25 & 26, [[2019]]|[[KyoAni]]|{{PAGENAME}}|[[The Mueller Report]]}} | {{timeline|Featured article July 25 & 26, [[2019]]|[[KyoAni]]|{{PAGENAME}}|[[The Mueller Report]]}} |
Latest revision as of 23:12, 4 March 2024
Emma Durutti⚧ (Deadname: Willem Van Spronsen) was a 69-year-old anarchist boomer, Antifa terrorist and one-tranny army who, on July 13, 2019, decided to launch an armed tactical assault on the Northwest Detention Center in Tacoma, Washington. Emma, who had been radicalized by the violent rhetoric of politicians such as AOC, launched the attack on the mistaken belief that the Tacoma facility was a "concentration camp" that housed at least 6 million innocent, starving, neglected and abused taco children and their morbidly obese mothers.
As one would expect, however, a 69-year-old liberal Willie Nelson lookalike can only accomplish so much, and Emma quickly found itself getting its shit absolutely rekt by the police before it could claim even a single victim. In the end, the only casualty of Emma's ingenious attempt to burn down the detention facility in an attempt to save its occupants was Emma xerself who died after the police fucking shot xem in self defense.
After his much deserved death, Willem's mentally-ill tranny comrades quickly jumped on the ridiculous conclusion bandwagon and decided that, because he used the nom de guerre "Emma Durutti" when posting on Facebook and Bandcamp, Willem must have actually been a closetted tranny despite the fact that he made absolutely no attempt to ever actually pass as a woman IRL. On the other hand, we do concede that only a woman could possibly fail this goddamn hard at being a mass shooter.
—Willem Van Spronsen |
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The Manifesto
—Willem Van Spronsen, on how trannies made him do it |
Antifa Terrorists Defend Sick Willy
—Cmdr_Northstar, encouraging terrorism (archive) |
Response From Puget Sound John Brown Gun Club
—Puget Sound John Brown Gun Club, defending a terrorist (archive) |
Tranny Wars: The Farce Awakens
—MxBdUnicorn (archive) |
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His Her His "Manifesto Album"
Gallery
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Willem Van Spronsen, about to suck a robot dick.
Graded Score
Kill count: | 0/20 Literally killed nobody |
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Accuracy: | 0/20 He didn't even injure anyone |
Style: | 0/20 Edgy tranny anarchist shooter -- also a boomer |
Butthurt: | 0/20 Literally nobody gave a shit, all he achieved is one less vote for the Democrats |
Bonus: | 0/20 Achieved nothing of value besides his own death |
See Also
- Floyd Lee Corkins - Another failed lefty mass murderer.
- James T. Hodgkinson - Yet another failed lefty boomer mass murderer.
- Stephen Paddock - A boomer who actually knew what he was doing.
- Brenton Tarrant - The exact opposite of Willem.
External Links
Willem Van Spronsen is part of a series on Visit the Social Justice Portal for complete coverage. |
Willem Van Spronsen is part of a series on Visit the Faggotry Portal for complete coverage. |
Featured article July 25 & 26, 2019 | ||
Preceded by KyoAni |
Willem Van Spronsen | Succeeded by The Mueller Report |