User:Chuj/Sandbox/Xenuria

Conspiracy Alert The subject of this article is the victim of a massive conspiracy by the Social Mafia. You should trust noone and come to your own conclusions after careful consideration of the facts.

the greasy faggot

Xenuria being a big gay by showing off his torpedo tits on the ED discord server

Xenuria and his cat

Boipussy

Boititties

Xenuria aka Aaron Bongart aka The Pondering Llama aka Verbal Kint is a socially awkward 35 years old autistic man with firm perky tits who's lack of social skills and the ability to tell that people can't fucking stand him led to believe that the internet is serious business and will stop at nothing to attempt to prove himself right through devotion to the great xenu, tl;dr this guy is the epitome of a self hating ED User that has proved himself so retarded he's starting to accept how much he is truly hated by others and incorporate it into how he acts online.

Xenuria: is a Philosophical Genius

Little Red Riding Hood

Xenuria claims superiority over most people because he started going to college sucking dicks when he was only 14. He often has an uncontrollable compulsion to argue with republicans and pro lifers, masturbating himself with his autistic logic.

A failed agenda

Xenuria was running for the CSM on Eve Online to bring his ideas of what he calls "LGBT issues" into full circle, using the incredibly summary of logic he sucked out of Secondlife's endless supply of rainbow cock, he thinks that because the in-game models lack sexual organs and the ability to hop on poseballs and fuck while having textsex that it would be good to use as a vehicle to propel his ideas to the masses.

This idea, was of course shot down harder than a Goonswarm titan that jumps instead of bridges.

He is obsessed with this concept and continues to push for autism. There is no chance of him being elected to the CSM as the entire community of Eve Online thinks he's a goddamn fucking nutcase. The reason he is "qualified" to be on the ballot is because there are 100 or so alts supporting him so that he makes a fool out of himself.

CSM Primaries which he is still not ontop of.

Vote for Xenuria! Bring the trash of Secondlife into EVE Online]

The Eve community is accurately represented by this act of vandalism.

Another failed agenda

In attempt to foil the great Pasta Syndicate, Xenuria stole about 10 thrashers and proceeded to spam dog pictures on the Eve Online General thread. The Pasta triumvirate will forever live on as the infallible triumvirate, pasta, ravioli, italia.

Victoria secret

This torpedo tittied weirdo sells bras and panties for a living and is basically the Hank Hill of lingerie. He uses the money he makes from selling bras and bra accessories to buy doordash for women on the internet that will never fuck him.

Movie references

Stanley Kubric once said that everything that happened in eyes wide shut was based on real life events that happened when he spent a weekend hanging out with xenuria in manhattan. Xenuiria has said that he's dated no less then 3 women who had Labyrinth posters in their bedroom, this makes sense because xenuria dates a lot of teenagers and is so impossibly autistic that he has a pie chart of all the women he's fucked. Totally straight not at all homosexual behavior.

Totally not a lesbian vampire

Guys he's totally a straight man and not a sapphic Toreador in deep cover. This turbo dyke goes to "lesbian pool parties" and finger bangs women while wearing thick gauge black nitrile gloves because that's totally a normal thing that a manly man does. His walls are fucking red, his ceiling is fucking red, he dresses like he just got done eating out the daughter of some 1800s french aristocrat. He's basically the daywalker of lesbians and his breast milk grants eternal youth but only if it’s drunk from the source.

The Cornfield Incident

There have been numerous sightings of Xenuria in the cornfields of Indiana and one in particular resulted in him being arrested and convicted on weapons charges. The night of the arrest Xenuria was seen in a long red hooded robe knocking on the door of a local farmer and asking if he could take his daughter to senior prom. It’s unclear if the farmer’s daughter and Xenuria knew each other but when the dad brandished a firearm Xenuria pulled a sword cane from his robe and started chopping up the farmer’s shrubbery. The police arrived to defuse the situation and Xenuria was booked for weapons charges.

Eve Online & Second Life

Xenuria has unwarranted self importance because he fought in the sim wars and was present for the shelling of Fort Longcat or some shit. Engaging with him about gaming is dangerous as one false move and he will go on an hour long pseudo philosophical rant that nobody understands like a cutscene out of metal gear solid. He later took this insufferable bleating to eve online, a high stakes space bureaucracy simulator populated by psychopaths that make patrick bateman look like pee wee herman. Some luls did occur when Xenuria’s name was scratched off the eve monument in Iceland resulting in the FBI and Interpol opening an investigation into the vandalism. As a joke he was later elected to the CSM, an unimportant unpaid consulting team that works directly with the developers of the game.

Gaming Journalism

Xenuria was hired by TheMittani.com as a writer and has since farted out several articles about the psychology of internet spaceships. He was also featured on the Meta-Show where he waxed autismal about EVE_Online and other dumb shit. During Gamergate, Xenuria opened a skeptic youtube channel called The Pondering Llama under which he debunked Christianity and Feminism and did many livestreams with Sargon of Akkad and Armored Skeptic. In 2016, Xenuria fell into the alt-right pipeline which would be a portent of things to come.

The Allegations

There have been substantial allegations of murder, theft, rape, genocide and pedophilia all made against xenuria. Even some nebulous claims that he jaywalked one time in 2017. At the second Unite the right Rally in Charlottesville, Virginia, Xenuria was a scheduled speaker. He showed up 45 minutes late to the rally due to an infection in his foreskin. He still was there in time to hold a shield and stand alongside his fellow American Vanguard members. Due to his participation and being caught on film shouting "JEWS WILL NOT REPLACE US", Xenuria was doxxed and fired from his job at Papa Gino's pizza. He did a stint of guest appearances on Alt right podcasts such as The Daily Shoah, Warski Life with Andy Warski and JF Gariepy, Radio Free Northwest Starring Harold Covington, and Radix Journal Podcast. He was also a featured speaker at the American Renaissance 2018 conference. However, he began to receive criticisms of "grifting" from Nick Fuentes and disappeared from youtube, bitchute, and goytv.

Xenuria once tried to get hockles (a 12 year old boy) to strip naked and show his cock, he later showed up at his house in a puke green 1972 Ford Pinto and tried to sell him pokemon cards that he printed himself. If that wasn’t bad enough he has also race-mixed with black lesbian women and betrayed the white race. He's basically pure fucking evil and you should never relax around him or breath the same air.

Between the years of 2005 and 2009 several women went missing in Spring City Utah and it was later discovered that their bones were used to build some kind of Avant-garde art exhibit in an underground BDSM sissy hypno rave. Xenuria denies any involvement and when you bring it up he will change the subject and refuse to talk about it.

While doing lines off the back of a Taiwanese femboy in a Brooklyn nightclub, an anonymous tip resulted in the police raiding the club. Upon realizing the police were coming for him he snorted all 3 8-Balls of coke, and proceeded to re-enact the entirety of Martin Scorsese’s Taxi Driver through interpretive dance. When questioned by police he remained silent and tested negative for any narcotics, lacking evidence the police were forced to let him walk.

Quarrels with birds

Xenuria once had beef with a flock of turkey vultures and was stalked daily by them for reasons unknown. Eventually the birds stopped following him to work after realizing he was a lanky faggot with no meat on his bones. It's also possible they are waiting for him to kill another prostitute and bury her body in his tomato garden. Xenuria called the police on the birds and when it was explained that there was no jail for birds and no such thing as “Criminal Startling” he proceeded to buy grip trainers so that one day he would be ready for their return.

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Xenuria: Funfacts

• Xenuria tried to get hockles (12 year old boy) to strip naked and show his cock.
• Xenuria now says that anyone trying to get in contact with hockles is going to jail, that says it actually happened.
• Xenuria matched with Justin Roiland on grindr
• Xenuria has a vagina.
• Xenuria's woman is a Nigger, making him a nigger lover and a monkey fucker, the nigress is featured in this video
• Xenuria believes in trannies worshiping jins because there was a chalagmua Tribe that belived in two spirits and that's why you should put kid on hormone blockers and worship Baal

Xenuria's "Dox"

Xenuria Maravarona's Dox

Practice fedora awareness at home kids.

See Also

• Darviela Maravarona/Chatlogs
• Darviela Maravarona/Lol logs
• Mudshark

External Links

•  Xenuria
• Xenuria
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• Second Life - Darviela

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