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This article is a keg of shit that has been fermenting so long it's just about ready to explode. It is an abhorrence and blasphemy of Encyclopedia Dramatica's good name.
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This person has Assburgers Syndrome, so you can't say anything bad! :-( Be aware of that, you insensitive fuck. |
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ATTENTION! You can help by trolling the shit out of them whenever you see them, then laughing at their lulz-inducing theatrics.
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| Darren Alexander Nichols | |
| Born | September 25, 2000 |
| Nationality | Americunt 
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| Residence | Valparaiso, Indiana |
| Ethnicity | The Master Race |
| Gender | Male |
| Sexuality | Gay Pedophile |
| Aliases | Darren Pipster, Pip Pip, Peppermint City Entertainment, Pip2010, RainbowDashFan2010, Pipster, Pipster Nichols, etc. |
| Occupation | Throwing tard meltdowns like a pussy and does pedo shit OTI. |
Darren Alexander Nichols (a.k.a. Darren Pipster) is a 24-year-old faggot from Valparaiso, Indiana that is literally almost near Chicago, who was known as the creator of his GoFag series Ronald Gets Grounded, Tina's World, and The Orville & Hooch Series. Like Keegan Salisbury as the lulziest lolcow of all time, Darren is a Vyonder and logofag turned pedophile and is a bratty, butthurt, retarded, perverted, racist, fictiophillic, and severely autistic manchild who has been grooming numerous minors OTI together with his partners Dan P. Lyons and Alexander Mortensen, and also taken pictures of his cum. He is also prone to childish rage which requires a lullaby to calm him down and has driven some people to almost commit an hero while screaming, throwing autistic meltdowns, shitting himself after getting caught in 4K, and lying to his buttbuddies that he DINDUNUFFIN.
It has been foretold that he will be doomed to live a life of medication and space-sharing in a group home as soon as his spoiling parents drop dead, and Pedopip has so far not done anything to prevent this.
The Beginnings
On September 25, 2000, Olga Nichols took a massive shit through her vagina, and out came Darren into this world. Not long after he was born, Darren was eventually diagnosed with BAWWWWWtism. In his early years, he would constantly cry, throw temper tantrums, and scream like a retard for god knows why, resulting in him spending much of his shitty childhood as a troubled autistic faggot. Sometimes, when he was young, he would constantly bully people, whether in school or not. He shoved a girl in a locker all because she wanted to be first in class (popular theory suggests this is where Darren's Loli affixation stemmed from), and also watched furry porn while using the school Wi-Fi. As anyone can guess, Darren used the Autism shield to get out of trouble, and by some bullshit stroke of luck, he finally graduated in 2019 but refused to get a job or go to college. Instead, he usually does nothing but sit on his ass all day and make a complete fool of himself on the internet.
Darren began making GoAnimate (now called Vyond) videos on November 25, 2011. On September 24, 2013, he got his own JewTube account under the name "Pip2010". His channel at the time was filled with butthurt, samefaggish Vyond videos. Most of his older videos were BALEETED because, unlike the public school system, the Autism Shield doesn't work on the internets. On June 7, 2016, he created his own grounded series called Ronald Gets Grounded (which is just a copycat of the Baby Show series Nature Cat), the series follows Ronald's antics that result in, YES, OF COURSE, him getting grounded. Who would have fucking known?
Darren's massive downfall
Coming soon!
Enemies
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STOP RIGHT THERE, FAGGOT! ED does NOT need a huge list of absolute nobodies, nor does it give a shit about your petty forum feud with that bitch who doesn't agree with your Zutara OTP. Rather than spreading your butthurt vendetta over to this site, how about you read ED:101 and ED:A User's Guide to Article Building. And while you're at it, how about contributing to some actual drama you fucking idiot? |
Ever since Pipster did some fucked up shit, he has made enemies wherever he goes, below is the list of former friends he had and his victims and enemies.
Victims
- BlueG (Powerword: GlideFan C. Mikkelson) - A 18-year old boy who is a typical Plotagon fuckboy.
- Marshall Bourne - Some 23-year old Britfag who was basically a cartoonist and comic book writer.
- Woomitex (Powerword: Ethan Patrick Davis) - A retarded 22-year-old fatass from Texas who basically cries on camera for lulz, making shitty Vyond videos, and also grooms underage users like Darren.
- Mark Romo - A sick fuck who groomed a 16-year-old girl and said nigger on Greestar Emily's Discord server.
- Nancer (Powerword: Issac Wykes) - An autistic, incredibly hypocritical, and immature 17-year-old brat who does nothing but jack off together with his fellow SJWs Wildcat and LyricWest while watching shitty Channel Awesome videos and making terrible fanart. He likes randomly accusing others of pedophilia for the dumbest and smallest of reasons imaginable, while hypocritically defending pedos, as well as grudging with people, such as some 16-year-old Britfag named t00thpick. This shit between Issac and t00thpick has happened since November 2020 for a variety of different reasons, and will never stop.
- HeyItsBowman (Powerword: John Aguilar) - A 28-year-old Pinoy-Canuck immature dumbfuck who groomed a minor (who is now 19) back in 2018 and acts the same like Darren.
- Beatriz Koretkii - A German 19-year old girl who uses DeviantArt and JewTube on daily basis.
- Rebel Shadow - Some 19-year-old Basketball American retard from Yonkers, New York who is in the logo and Sparta Remix communities respectively, he sent death threats to Roszina for some simple ban after he would creep up on her and stalked her.
- Devon Lawler (Powerword: Michael Russi III) - A 19-year-old terminally autistic dumbfuck who joked about COVID-19 on one of his livestreams, constantly spams the BK foot lettuce meme, threatened someone to "suck a foot fungus", and blackmailed Jason Animates.
- Juli DePallo - A 19-year-old womanchild from Royersford, Pennsylvania who is Darren's former sex slave. She literally groomed and sexually harassed a 13-year-old.
- Speechspace (Powerword: Shaan Singh) - A 21-year-old manchild/InfoWars wannabe from Montreal, Quebec who became Darren's best friend after he forced Darren to simp for a character from tokusatsu series Wakusavers named Larjula.
Former Fuckbuddies
- Mutated Snowman (Powerword: Alexander Mortensen) - A 22-year-old nobody from Utah who often does outrageous actions. Threatened to commit suicide if the COVID-19 cases in the US reach 100,000, sent death threats, and fucking hates China while hypocritically saying he’d rather live in North Korea. Most of his content consists of either shitty animations or videos of him screaming and raging like a typical sperg.
Quotes
Behold, the words of Darren Pipster the Autist.
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Gallery
Fan Art
People have also decided to create some art of Darren, especially after he got exposed. If anyone who still support him, eat ass!
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Darren in a few years' time. Sent this to him for the extreme lulz. -
Darren is a buttwagon! -
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Darren got his new job by making his own Bri'ish childrens' television program.
Trivia
- Darren's content was 100% dogshit.
- Darren got his JewTube account permabanned twice after he receives three copyright strikes, but sadly he got it back. What will he do next?
See Also
- Autism - It's possible that the bratty pedophile has assburgers syndrome.
- Chris-chan - What Nichols might be in the future.
- CamHead - Another Pipster wannabe, except Cam was worse.
- Dan P. Lyons - Similar people.
- Diogo Mendes - Portuguese Pipster.
- Fetishes
- Furfag
- CP
- Geoshea - Yet another ween who is the same age as him.
- Harvey Weinstein - Possible idol?
- HeyItsBowman - Pinoy-Canuck immature pedo who is the next Pipster wannabe.
- IronKidFan8 - British Pipster.
- Joey The Autist - Darren's clone. He actually looks like Darren at a young age.
- Keegan Salisbury - Illinois Pipster.
- Manchild - He's the definition of one.
- Mar9122 - An Asian American that is the same age as Pipster and Geoshea, the triple share much in common.
- MediaFan2008 - A 17-year-old version of Pipster.
- Nikocado Avocado - A person who acts the same as him but is actually likable.
- Pedo - What Darren is (and likely what you are too).
- Shaan Singh - Darren's conspiracy theorist bestie.
- The Rodfellows - A shitty autistic cartoon that he faps to. Created by a nobody who is the same age as him.
- Timbox
External Links
LMNB / LMN / QuadWorks / Danny The Irrefutable / Darren Pipster / Comedy Mix - A Furfag "Production" company ran by 3 autistic manchildren plagiarizing shows, shoehorning fetishes and grooming minors in 24/7 drama
JewTube- JewTube gaming channel
- His group's JewTube channel (BALEETED)
DeviantArt
Instagram (PRIVATE)
Twitter
darrenpipsterstreams
[pipster] #0755
Facebook- His mother's Facebook
- Caard
- His very own shitty merchandise
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