Dan P. Lyons

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HOLD IT! STEP THE FUCK OFF!
Dan P. Lyons looks like shit but it is NOT a {{crapstub}}. It is a work in progress!
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This person has Assburgers Syndrome,
so you can't say anything bad! :-(


Be aware of that, you insensitive fuck.
ATTENTION!
This luser is a lolcow, and should be trolled to death in the usual fashion.
You can help by posting their nude pix or spamming their talk page.
This person is a sick fuck!

They should never be trusted by anyone!

Possible side-effects will include at least one of these:

  1. HIV/AIDS
  2. Bestiality
  3. Cuckoldry
This faggot waits for the child to make the first move in a sexual situation.
You can help by contacting Federal Authorities and alerting Chris Hansen.
Daniel Paul Lyons
Born August 18, 2000
Nationality Americunt  
Residence Florida
Ethnicity White
Gender Male
Sexuality "Bisexual" pervert
Aliases Danny TV, dannyvibes, Chillwave Fan, DLEIrrefutable, Codename: Irrefutable, danny.
Occupation Making shitty animations, adds polygamy for his short film, and does pedophilic shit OTI.


Daniel Paul Lyons is a 24-year-old animator from Florida who was the creator of The Rodfellows (now renamed The Jungle Forest Gang). Dan is a wannabe-pimp and polygamist who has an inflation fetish. He wanted to make a short film called “Life of Danny Cat”, which is basically a self-indulgent fantasy of his where he has a harem of female furries (some of them are underaged) with huge bellies. When the script got leaked, many people called him out due to pedophilia and polygamy being in the film. He has also groomed a bunch of underaged minors along with his partners Alexander Mortenson and Darren Pipster.