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{{ibrow|'''Given Name(s)'''|Jerry Peet (real name), Lily Peet, Bhaalspawn, Tara Callie, Alchorative, Lily Orchard}} | {{ibrow|'''Given Name(s)'''|Jerry Peet (<s>birth</s> <s>real</s> <s>legal</s> dead name), Lily Peet, Bhaalspawn, Tara Callie, Alchorative, Lily Orchard}} | ||
{{ibrow|'''Nationality'''|[[Canuck|Canada]]}} | {{ibrow|'''Nationality'''|[[Canuck|Canada]]}} | ||
{{ibrow|'''Born'''| May 30, 1992}} | {{ibrow|'''Born'''| May 30, 1992}} | ||
{{ibrow|'''Classification'''| Pedophile, [[brony]], "writer", [[youtube|youtuber]], [[lolcow]] | {{ibrow|'''Classification'''| Pedophile, abuser, [[brony]], "writer", [[youtube|youtuber]], [[lolcow]] Transgender, [[Tumblr]]ista}} | ||
{{ibrow|'''Residence'''| Nova Scotia}} | {{ibrow|'''Residence'''| Nova Scotia}} | ||
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''' | '''Lilian Vivian Orchard''' aka '''Bhaalspawn''', '''Helrazr''', '''Tara Callie''', '''Alchorative''', and '''Lily Peet''' former name '''[[Powerword|Jerry William Leo Peet]]''', "known" for her [[unfunny|"''In A Minute''"]] and [[unoriginal|"''Glass of Water''"]] series videos, is a [[pedophile|pedophilic]] [[transgender]] [[brony]] [[feminist]] with a past that makes even [[Nick Bate]] and [[Sarah Nyberg]] look on with disgust. Originally thought to be the result of a horrible fusion experiment involving the DNA of [[Moviebob]], [[Doug Walker]] and [[MysteriousMrEnter]], that all quickly changed after her history of hebephilia and insanity was uncovered. One hand, a lot of these antics were hilarious. On the other hand, they're also fucking horrifying. | ||
[[Caitlyn Jenner|Buckle up, buckaroos]]. This is gonna get [[cum|messy]]. | [[Caitlyn Jenner|Buckle up, buckaroos]]. This is gonna get [[cum|messy]]. | ||
== In The Beginning: RVI, Edgy Family Guy Fanfiction and | == In The Beginning: RVI, Edgy Family Guy Fanfiction and Pokephilia == | ||
Around [[2008]], Jerry first appeared on the internet with his "Rather Vocalized Illusion" series, which was essentially a ripoff of [[Zero Punctuation]]. However, instead of talking about [[video games]], Jerry would instead discuss topics like [[feminism]], or [[incest]]. His most popular work at this time was a video on the Lavender Town [[an hero|suicides]], as well as his videos on [[bronies]]. | Around [[2008]], Jerry first appeared on the internet with his "Rather Vocalized Illusion" series, which was essentially a ripoff of [[Zero Punctuation]], down to the artstyle. However, instead of talking about [[video games]], Jerry would instead discuss topics like [[feminism]], or [[incest]]. His most popular work at this time was a video on the [[Pokephilia|Lavender Town]] [[an hero|suicides]], as well as his videos on [[bronies]]. | ||
However, Jerry claims to have also wrote [http://www.fanhistory.com/wiki/Bhaalspawn a series of pokemon bestiality fanfiction called "Animal Magnetism"], as well as [http://www.fanhistory.com/wiki/Whispering_Illusion "Whispering illusion"], a series of [[edgy]] and [[drama|dramatic]] Family Guy fanfictions (which is what we all needed!) | However, Jerry claims to have also wrote [http://www.fanhistory.com/wiki/Bhaalspawn a series of pokemon bestiality fanfiction called "Animal Magnetism"], as well as [http://www.fanhistory.com/wiki/Whispering_Illusion "Whispering illusion"], a series of [[edgy]] and [[drama|dramatic]] Family Guy fanfictions (which is what we all needed!) | ||
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[[File:BANFUCKINGEVERYTHING.png|thumb|Jerry's solution to fixing the internet: Banning everything that isn't made by EA and getting rid of privacy]] | [[File:BANFUCKINGEVERYTHING.png|thumb|Jerry's solution to fixing the internet: Banning everything that isn't made by EA and getting rid of privacy]] | ||
After | After [[EA|Electronic Arts]] managed to fuck up Bioware twice with both [[Mass Effect|Mass Effect 3]] and [[Dragon Age|Dragon Age 2]], Jerry sought to come to the rescue. While it was already known that Jerry was an EA fanboy, these controversies in particular caused Peet to make a video about gaming controversy, which aside from [[white knighting]] Jennifer Hepler and Anita Sarkeesian, suggested that [[trying too hard|"if you complain about anything, you're entitled"]]. | ||
On his final post that managed to get him [[fail|banned]] from The Escapist, he suggesting that EA should follow in the steps of [[George Lucas]] and "start jabbing them with the poker just to drink the delicious tears". Said ban was because he called [[Jim Sterling]] fat, which is one of the few times Jerry has ever told the truth | On his final post that managed to get him [[fail|banned]] from The Escapist, he suggesting that EA should follow in the steps of [[George Lucas]] and "start jabbing them with the poker just to drink the delicious tears". Said ban was because he called [[Jim Sterling]] fat, which is one of the few times Jerry has ever told the truth | ||
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== Tara Callie == | == Tara Callie == | ||
Around this time, in an effort to prove he wasn't [[dying alone]], Jerry created [[sockpuppet|Tara Callie]]. Tara was a [[pedophile]] who was in a relationship with her [[sick fuck|young sister]], and eventually ran away from her abusive parents to move in near to Jerry over in Canada. The "sister", however, [[Brandon Crisp|died in the snow]] along the way. According to one of Jerry's ex-friends, Brittany, she also raped a small girl to prove that [[LOLWUT|homosexuals aren't pedophiles.]] Jerry did nothing about this and still remained '''in love''' with someone he knew was ''an alleged repeated child rapist''. | Around this time, in an effort to prove he wasn't [[dying alone]], Jerry created [[sockpuppet|Tara Callie]]. Tara was a [[pedophile]] who was in a relationship with her [[sick fuck|young sister]], and eventually ran away from her abusive parents to move in near to Jerry over in Canada. The "sister", however, [[Brandon Crisp|died in the snow]] along the way. According to one of Jerry's ex-friends, Brittany, she also raped a small girl to prove that [[LOLWUT|homosexuals aren't pedophiles.]] Jerry did nothing about this and still remained '''in love''' with someone he knew was ''[[diggusting|an alleged repeated child rapist]]''. | ||
Jerry's own dad called [[bullshit]] on Tara's existence, as despite living very close to Jerry and being the producer of his shit | Jerry's own dad called [[bullshit]] on Tara's existence, as despite living very close to Jerry and being the producer of his shit for a while he had never seen her in his life. Jerry and Tara both claimed it was a result of [[lie|camera-shyness]], and that he was being a [[conspiracy theorist]]. | ||
In an act of retaliation that can only be described as [[epic win]], Jerry's father vandalized his son's Wikia pages. | In an act of retaliation that can only be described as [[epic win]], Jerry's father vandalized his son's Wikia pages. | ||
Around the time that the allegations escalated, Tara Callie also mysteriously died in mid-2013, came back to life a day later and then eventually disappeared when she was [[V&]] in 2014 for possession of child pornography. | Around the time that the allegations escalated, Tara Callie also mysteriously died in mid-2013, [[bullshit|came back to life a day later]] and then eventually disappeared when she was [[V&]] in 2014 for possession of child pornography. | ||
Jerry has never mentioned her since then. | Jerry has never mentioned her since then. | ||
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== The Male-Stripping Incidents == | == The Male-Stripping Incidents == | ||
Jerry was once upon a time friends with [[emo|BombasticBlake]]. Around this time, Jerry was having issues on what to do next in regards of how to get money. Tara was supposedly being a camwhore, and Jerry for whatever reason decided to follow in her footsteps in order to steal Blake's [[shekels]]. So, while they were talking over [[Skype]], [[ | Jerry was once upon a time friends with [[emo|BombasticBlake]]. Around this time, Jerry was having issues on what to do next in regards of how to get money. Tara was supposedly being a camwhore, and Jerry for whatever reason decided to follow in her footsteps in order to steal Blake's [[shekels]]. So, while they were talking over [[Skype]], [[whore|Jerry actually attempted to strip in front of Blake]], but, fortunately for Blake, Jerry never got past his shirt before someone came home. | ||
Unfortunately, the bromance came to an end when Blake decided that being a feminist wasn't that great. Jerry tried to bring him back by insulting him and threatening to beat his wife, to seemingly no avail. | Unfortunately, the bromance came to an end when Blake decided that being a feminist wasn't that great. Jerry tried to bring him back by [[ass|insulting him and threatening to beat his wife]], to seemingly no avail. | ||
[[File:Taracallieandblake.png|thumb|Jerry, making perfect use of his sockpuppet]] | [[File:Taracallieandblake.png|thumb|Jerry, making perfect use of his sockpuppet]] | ||
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== The TemplarGamer Debate == | == The TemplarGamer Debate == | ||
In July 2013, [[shit no one cares about|Jerry had a debate with a /v/ user known as Templargamer]]. While this "debate", save for a moment where Jerry gets [[offended]] by Templar making an [[ISHYGDDT|>IMPLYING]] joke, was a 6 hour waste of everyone's time, something else had occurred behind the scenes. Ethan, one of Jerry's few friends, was originally meant to be hosting the debate on Skype. However, his Grandfather was slowly succumbing to [[aids|dementia]]. This forced Ethan to refuse hosting the debate at the last second. Rather than accepting the unfortunate circumstances like any decent human being would, Jerry had removed any references to him working with, and subsequently blocked him on [[Facebook]]. | In July 2013, [[shit no one cares about|Jerry had a debate with a /v/ user known as Templargamer]]. While this "debate", save for a moment where Jerry gets [[offended]] by Templar making an [[ISHYGDDT|>IMPLYING]] joke, was a 6 hour waste of everyone's time, something else had occurred behind the scenes. Ethan, one of Jerry's few friends, was originally meant to be hosting the debate on Skype. However, his Grandfather was slowly succumbing to [[aids|dementia]]. This forced Ethan to refuse hosting the debate at the last second. Rather than accepting the unfortunate circumstances like any decent human being would, [[scumbag|Jerry had removed any references to him working with]], and subsequently blocked him on [[Facebook]]. | ||
==Down With Molestia and the Derpibooru Incident== | ==Down With Molestia and the Derpibooru Incident== | ||
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When [[Pinkiepony|Down With Molestia]] started, Jerry decided to hop aboard the bandwagon. However, the try-hard and anti-feminist Jerry of old was replaced by a [[SJW|heavily pro-feminist]] Jerry, who would constantly sing the praises of [[Anita Sarkeesian]]. This eventually lead to heated discussion about feminism, and one ask in particular that would forever render Jerry as a laughing stock to the [[My Little Pony]] community. | When [[Pinkiepony|Down With Molestia]] started, Jerry decided to hop aboard the bandwagon. However, the try-hard and anti-feminist Jerry of old was replaced by a [[SJW|heavily pro-feminist]] Jerry, who would constantly sing the praises of [[Anita Sarkeesian]]. This eventually lead to heated discussion about feminism, and one ask in particular that would forever render Jerry as a laughing stock to the [[My Little Pony]] community. | ||
[[File:Jerrysamefagging.png|thumb|[[Dumbass|Caught in the act.]]]] | [[File:Jerrysamefagging.png|thumb|[[Dumbass|Caught in the act.]]]] | ||
The ask in particular was a claim that [[truth|there was no good feminist in the brony community]], to which Jerry responded with an image of [[Lauren Faust]]. This response would be [[shit no one cares about|insignificant]] to most people, but apparently Jerry thought it was so good he had to upload it to Derpibooru | The ask in particular was a claim to his [[Tumblr]], [[Samefag|anonymously from himself]], that [[truth|there was no good feminist in the brony community]], to which Jerry responded with an image of [[Lauren Faust]]. This response would be [[shit no one cares about|insignificant]] to most people, but apparently Jerry thought it was so good he had to [[Samefag|anonymously upload it]] to to Derpibooru and then reply to it to start a [[flamewar]] on the page's comments section about feminism, eventually devolving into white-knighting for [[Pinkiepony]] and [[Anita Sarkeesian]] in the process for some retarded reason. There was a notable amount of people defending Jerry, including none other than Tara Callie. Surprising nobody, it turned out that Jerry, the uploader, and quite literally everyone defending him [[Sockpuppet|were just him trying to stroke his e-penis]]. The only thing he managed to accomplish was putting himself on the business end of pretty much the only [[Lulz|lulzy]] thing to ever come out of that site, quite the feat since the [[Antilulz|harsh atmosphere]] of that site is suffocating even for most Bronies, and even ''then'' that's only if we're not counting the [[SJW]] who thinks Rainbow Dash having a pet turtle [[Lolwut|is promoting rape culture]] and fiercely defended it in a comment thread. [https://derpibooru.org/512652 No, really, that happened]. | ||
[[File:JerrypeetSlanderreport.png|thumb|After getting exposed, Jerry tries to demote the admin for the same reason. Bravo, you [[genius]].]] | [[File:JerrypeetSlanderreport.png|thumb|After getting exposed, Jerry tries to demote the admin for the same reason. Bravo, you [[genius]].]] | ||
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== The Stockholm Saga == | == The Stockholm Saga == | ||
Months passed without any particular lulz, but that all changed when people became aware of one of Jerry's other projects, known as Stockholm. Stockholm was a series of [[clop|pornographic my little pony]] [[fanfictions]]. While initially believed to be nothing more than mere furfaggotry, there was a notable difference: many of the characters from the show are written to be sexual deviants. In particular, the first "Stockholm" revolves around Rainbow Dash's sexual fetish for [[sick fuck|young teenage girls]]. Also, she has a [[transexual|penis]] | Months passed without any particular lulz, but that all changed when people became aware of one of Jerry's other projects, known as Stockholm. Stockholm was a series of [[clop|pornographic my little pony]] [[fanfictions]]. While initially believed to be nothing more than mere furfaggotry, there was a notable difference: many of the characters from the show are written to be sexual deviants. In particular, the first "Stockholm" revolves around Rainbow Dash's sexual fetish for [[sick fuck|young teenage girls]]. Also, she has a [[transexual|penis]]. For someone who claims to be heavily anti-pedophile, Jerry sure has a thing for writing ''14'' year old girls having sex with people from their early 30's to late 40's in '''heavy detail''', especially in a country where doing that is [[party van|illegal]]. When it eventually spread around, Jerry announced the cancellation of the entire series, and [[DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING|deleted the stories from his FiMfiction account in the process]]. His NSFW blog was also eventually password locked, and his twitter was set to private. Jerry has also encouraged his readers and fans to change their settings so it doesn't show that they follow him. | ||
The fanfiction also had an "official" wikia for it, which contained [[autism|lore and worldbuilding]]. Notable highlights include the "evil" country having a green and purple flag and being heavily military based due to his hatred of [[Gamergate]] and [[America]], and Equestria being considered the best country in the fanfictions universe for having an age of consent of 14, because [[God]] forbid wanting to fuck minors is illegal in the fake world AND the real world too! Jerry also had references to criticism over child sexualization conveniently removed from the wiki. | The fanfiction also had an "official" wikia for it, which contained [[autism|lore and worldbuilding]]. Notable highlights include the "evil" country having a green and purple flag and being heavily military based due to his hatred of [[Gamergate]] and [[America]], and Equestria being considered the best country in the fanfictions universe for having an age of consent of 14, because [[God]] forbid wanting to fuck minors is illegal in the fake world AND the real world too! Jerry also had references to criticism over child sexualization conveniently removed from the wiki. | ||
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As of December 3rd, 2015, the Stockholm Wikia is deleted. Conveniently, this was the same day he accused critics of [[hitler|being Nazis]], just like everyone else that hates him. | As of December 3rd, 2015, the Stockholm Wikia is deleted. Conveniently, this was the same day he accused critics of [[hitler|being Nazis]], just like everyone else that hates him. | ||
You see, despite what mean trolls and slander blogs say, | You see, despite what mean trolls and slander blogs say, Lily isn't a pedophile! ....[[Pedophile|She just really loves writing children getting molested, makes up pedophile girlfriends, and then hides any evidence in the process.]] | ||
Jerry has continued to write Stockholm, but instead of making his humanized ponies fuck little kids, he's decided to resort to [[safe space|political soapboxing]]. Tara/Alchorative also has deleted "her" fanfiction.net account and hasn't been active on TVTropes since "her" accounts were discovered in mid 2016. How is a convicted and jailed child molester able to access the internet, I wonder...? | Jerry has continued to write Stockholm, but instead of making his humanized ponies fuck little kids, he's decided to resort to [[safe space|political soapboxing]]. Tara/Alchorative also has deleted "her" fanfiction.net account and hasn't been active on TVTropes since "her" accounts were discovered in mid 2016. How is a convicted and jailed child molester able to access the internet, I wonder...? | ||
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== The World of Warcraft incident == | == The World of Warcraft incident == | ||
No stranger to ending relationships for the most petty and retarded of reasons, Jerry ended his friendship and date with Brittany in August 2015. According to her, Jerry repeatedly annoyed her to try and play World of Warcraft with him. For various reasons, such as a shitty laptop and wanting to experience the game by herself, she rejected his offer. This eventually descending into Jerry threatening her to play the game, saying that "if you pull this bullshit one more time, our friendship is over." Brittany went offline for her own sake, but that only made Jerry more aggressive. He made on his word and ended their friendship. All because someone didn't want to play a shitty dead MMO. | No stranger to ending relationships for the most petty and retarded of reasons, Jerry ended his friendship and date with Brittany in August 2015. According to her, Jerry repeatedly annoyed her to try and play World of Warcraft with him. For various reasons, such as a shitty laptop and wanting to experience the game by herself, she rejected his offer. This eventually descending into Jerry threatening her to play the game, saying that "if you pull this bullshit one more time, our friendship is over." Brittany went offline for her own sake, but that only made Jerry more aggressive. [[piece of shit|He made on his word and ended their friendship]]. [[manchild|All because someone didn't want to play a shitty dead MMO.]] | ||
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== Jerry Comes Out == | == <s>Jerry</s> Comes Out == | ||
While this could be argued as [[Trolling Induced Transsexuality Syndrome|TITS]], Jerry came out as a [[MTF| | While this could be argued as [[Trolling Induced Transsexuality Syndrome|TITS]], Jerry came out as a [[MTF|trans chick]] in late July of 2015, most likely to gain access to troubled youth in the lgtbq community. However, [[Captain Obvious]] knew this prior: Lily had previously admitted she wished she was a woman, had purchased several accessories from her OC and also had a rather aggressive policy on drawing her [[asking for it|OC as a male]]. | ||
Something to note is that | Something to note is that Lily came out shortly after people found out Tara Callie was a fraud, and then immediately found himself a girlfriend (who, surprisingly, is real) to be [[lesbians]] with. In other words, the exact same plan [[Chris Chan]] had in mind to get a girlfriend. Except, y'know, it worked this time. | ||
As of November, Jerry changed | As of November, Jerry changed her Internet Alias to "Lily Peet" and gets pissy if you refuse to call her Lily. [[do it fgt|Please do not do that you insensitive fuck.]] | ||
Now, | Now, she and her [[dyke|girlfriend]] are engaged after about 6 months of being together. | ||
As of 2023 her now ex-wife left her after outing her for sexual assault, something Lily turned around and tried to accuse her of doing instead. She's since kept her ex's last name refusing to change it and found another lesbian/potential MTF to hide her pedophilia behind | |||
== Cameron Dopler == | == Cameron Dopler == | ||
[[File:Camerondopler.jpg|thumb|A photo of | [[File:Camerondopler.jpg|thumb|A photo of the ape himself]] | ||
Cameron Dopler may be the closest thing to [[god]] that Canada will ever see. Besides surviving the | Cameron Dopler may be the closest thing to [[god]] that Canada will ever see, if god was a sibling raping pussy that couldn't pass basic training. | ||
Besides surviving the task of having to live 23 years of his life with Lily as his younger brother, something easy to do when you've been removed from the home at 12 and didn't return until your 20's [http://www.canada.com/story_print.html?id=78b14af6-2042-47e6-896d-e8f75005b19b he also tried to run away] to a [[america|better country]] to join the army and [[pwn]] some terrorists. When he failed out of basic training twice, he simply settled for the navy, until they didn't approve of his tendency to assault women[[molestation|get ladies]]. [[badass|Cameron tried to open a security company of his own but it went bankrupt and he moved back in with his mommy until he managed to knock up some native reserve bicycle to avoid paying taxes, as he doesn't have enough native DNA to qualify himself. | |||
Of course, | Of course, knowing someone who also happens to be one of the worst horsefuckers, and one of the worst people, in the world, one can't blame him for eventually getting tired of her shit. Eventually Cameron let the world bear witness to one of the greatest comebacks in human history, or rather his only comeback, "I'm better than you": | ||
[[file:Cameronfacebook.jpg]] | [[file:Cameronfacebook.jpg]] | ||
Lily couldn't contain her [[butthurt]] from being absolutely destroyed like this, and wished for Cameron to die in the navy. | |||
==Jerry vs. Joshscorcher== | ==Jerry vs. Joshscorcher== | ||
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File:Pretty gurlll.png|'''CAMWHORING INTENSIFIES'''. | File:Pretty gurlll.png|'''CAMWHORING INTENSIFIES'''. | ||
File:mmmmwah.png|Only girl who will ever kiss [[you]]. | File:mmmmwah.png|Only girl who will ever kiss [[you]]. | ||
File:His hips do not, in fact, lie.png|Daaaaayum | File:His hips do not, in fact, lie.png|Daaaaayum girl. | ||
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Latest revision as of 17:51, 1 July 2024
This person is a sick fuck!
They should never be trusted by anyone! |
Possible side-effects will include at least one of these: |
This faggot waits for the child to make the first move in a sexual situation.
You can help by contacting Federal Authorities and alerting Chris Hansen. |
THIS FAGGOT IS A TRANSGENDER Beware of their tumblrisms and constant hate of Cisgendered people. |
This person has USI and is not relevant. You can help by reminding him that he is not relevant. |
Also, did you know that jerry had an encyclopedia dramatica account? And he actually tried to write himself into an article on bronies? Be sure to improve his user profile with pain series or something. |
Jerry Peet | |
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Given Name(s) | Jerry Peet ( |
Nationality | Canada |
Born | May 30, 1992 |
Classification | Pedophile, abuser, brony, "writer", youtuber, lolcow Transgender, Tumblrista |
Residence | Nova Scotia |
Youtube | Lily & Mikaila Orchard |
Lilian Vivian Orchard aka Bhaalspawn, Helrazr, Tara Callie, Alchorative, and Lily Peet former name Jerry William Leo Peet, "known" for her "In A Minute" and "Glass of Water" series videos, is a pedophilic transgender brony feminist with a past that makes even Nick Bate and Sarah Nyberg look on with disgust. Originally thought to be the result of a horrible fusion experiment involving the DNA of Moviebob, Doug Walker and MysteriousMrEnter, that all quickly changed after her history of hebephilia and insanity was uncovered. One hand, a lot of these antics were hilarious. On the other hand, they're also fucking horrifying.
Buckle up, buckaroos. This is gonna get messy.
In The Beginning: RVI, Edgy Family Guy Fanfiction and Pokephilia
Around 2008, Jerry first appeared on the internet with his "Rather Vocalized Illusion" series, which was essentially a ripoff of Zero Punctuation, down to the artstyle. However, instead of talking about video games, Jerry would instead discuss topics like feminism, or incest. His most popular work at this time was a video on the Lavender Town suicides, as well as his videos on bronies.
However, Jerry claims to have also wrote a series of pokemon bestiality fanfiction called "Animal Magnetism", as well as "Whispering illusion", a series of edgy and dramatic Family Guy fanfictions (which is what we all needed!)
The Laptop Incident
Watch
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This faggot has child porn on his computer and/or knows where to find it. You can help by contacting Federal Authorities. |
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What do you get when you let Jerry borrow a laptop from a /b/tard? Why, a master plan to frame said /b/tard, of course! Sometime during 2011, Jerry asked someone for their laptop, the reason being that his was confiscated by the police after he bought it from someone who stole it, and he was also banned from using the computers in the library after managing to get the conficker virus onto them. A few days later, Jerry comes back to anon to whine about all the lulzy images he had. The laptop also gained several new images whilst Jerry had it, like a screencap from the Disney movie Tangled.... and child pornography.
Jerry Peet and The Escapist
Being such a fan of the source material he was flagrantly ripping off, Jerry also had an account on The Escapist. On it, he made high quality posts that existed almost purely to be contrarian.
After Electronic Arts managed to fuck up Bioware twice with both Mass Effect 3 and Dragon Age 2, Jerry sought to come to the rescue. While it was already known that Jerry was an EA fanboy, these controversies in particular caused Peet to make a video about gaming controversy, which aside from white knighting Jennifer Hepler and Anita Sarkeesian, suggested that "if you complain about anything, you're entitled".
On his final post that managed to get him banned from The Escapist, he suggesting that EA should follow in the steps of George Lucas and "start jabbing them with the poker just to drink the delicious tears". Said ban was because he called Jim Sterling fat, which is one of the few times Jerry has ever told the truth
Tara Callie
Around this time, in an effort to prove he wasn't dying alone, Jerry created Tara Callie. Tara was a pedophile who was in a relationship with her young sister, and eventually ran away from her abusive parents to move in near to Jerry over in Canada. The "sister", however, died in the snow along the way. According to one of Jerry's ex-friends, Brittany, she also raped a small girl to prove that homosexuals aren't pedophiles. Jerry did nothing about this and still remained in love with someone he knew was an alleged repeated child rapist.
Jerry's own dad called bullshit on Tara's existence, as despite living very close to Jerry and being the producer of his shit for a while he had never seen her in his life. Jerry and Tara both claimed it was a result of camera-shyness, and that he was being a conspiracy theorist.
In an act of retaliation that can only be described as epic win, Jerry's father vandalized his son's Wikia pages.
Around the time that the allegations escalated, Tara Callie also mysteriously died in mid-2013, came back to life a day later and then eventually disappeared when she was V& in 2014 for possession of child pornography.
Jerry has never mentioned her since then.
RPG Maker Games
Jerry had also made several RPG Maker games about his notably shitty fanfictions, which were apparently "too extreme" for Steam and PSN... except for the fact that Jerry hated Steam around the time one of these games was "published" onto it. One particular game, "Doomsday Ascending", received a heavily scathing 2/10 review on some brony game review site. Criticism stemmed from how hilariously buggy the game was, the fact that Jerry was too lazy to even edit the sprites, and a "breaking" mechanic wherein killing characters in the game rewarded you with pony porn. Jerry responded by telling his fans that the reviewers took it "way too seriously". Additionally, Jerry has stated that killing Derpy Hooves for her porn is canon because Jerry has an irrational hatred of her, even making a video where he kills her with a lightsaber
But it gets better. Jerry positively advertised his games as Tara Callie on both Derpibooru and the "mlpfanart wiki" (under the alias Pegasisterclop), while pretending to be neutral about it.
The Male-Stripping Incidents
Jerry was once upon a time friends with BombasticBlake. Around this time, Jerry was having issues on what to do next in regards of how to get money. Tara was supposedly being a camwhore, and Jerry for whatever reason decided to follow in her footsteps in order to steal Blake's shekels. So, while they were talking over Skype, Jerry actually attempted to strip in front of Blake, but, fortunately for Blake, Jerry never got past his shirt before someone came home.
Unfortunately, the bromance came to an end when Blake decided that being a feminist wasn't that great. Jerry tried to bring him back by insulting him and threatening to beat his wife, to seemingly no avail.
Blake did an entire video outlining his feelings about Jerry. Last Thursday It was also discovered that Blake wasn't the only person he did this to. He did it to another ex-girlfriend of his named Brittany.
—Brittany - on how Jerry tried to make her get over her abusive ex by almost showing his cock to her repeatedly |
The TemplarGamer Debate
In July 2013, Jerry had a debate with a /v/ user known as Templargamer. While this "debate", save for a moment where Jerry gets offended by Templar making an >IMPLYING joke, was a 6 hour waste of everyone's time, something else had occurred behind the scenes. Ethan, one of Jerry's few friends, was originally meant to be hosting the debate on Skype. However, his Grandfather was slowly succumbing to dementia. This forced Ethan to refuse hosting the debate at the last second. Rather than accepting the unfortunate circumstances like any decent human being would, Jerry had removed any references to him working with, and subsequently blocked him on Facebook.
Down With Molestia and the Derpibooru Incident
When Down With Molestia started, Jerry decided to hop aboard the bandwagon. However, the try-hard and anti-feminist Jerry of old was replaced by a heavily pro-feminist Jerry, who would constantly sing the praises of Anita Sarkeesian. This eventually lead to heated discussion about feminism, and one ask in particular that would forever render Jerry as a laughing stock to the My Little Pony community.
The ask in particular was a claim to his Tumblr, anonymously from himself, that there was no good feminist in the brony community, to which Jerry responded with an image of Lauren Faust. This response would be insignificant to most people, but apparently Jerry thought it was so good he had to anonymously upload it to to Derpibooru and then reply to it to start a flamewar on the page's comments section about feminism, eventually devolving into white-knighting for Pinkiepony and Anita Sarkeesian in the process for some retarded reason. There was a notable amount of people defending Jerry, including none other than Tara Callie. Surprising nobody, it turned out that Jerry, the uploader, and quite literally everyone defending him were just him trying to stroke his e-penis. The only thing he managed to accomplish was putting himself on the business end of pretty much the only lulzy thing to ever come out of that site, quite the feat since the harsh atmosphere of that site is suffocating even for most Bronies, and even then that's only if we're not counting the SJW who thinks Rainbow Dash having a pet turtle is promoting rape culture and fiercely defended it in a comment thread. No, really, that happened.
"Harassment", "Cyberbullying", and "Stalking"
In May 2014, Jerry decided to tackle head on some of the many people that were against Pinkiepony and Feminist Frequency in an incredibly misinformed video. In it, Jerry accuses Tenaflyviper (a woman), Thunderf00t, Internetaristocrat and Instig8vejournalism of trying to "slander" both of these oppressed womyn into suicide, as well as profiteering in the process. To the contrary of Jerry's claim, not all of the above people monetize their works (and as a matter of fact, the supposed "advertisements" on Tena and Jims accounts were due to adware and copyright claims) Jerry himself, however, does.
In the video, he also encourages people to file privacy complaints if people use images of them or their content without permission, while doing exactly that with a picture of Templargamer. He eventually deleted the video.
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The Stockholm Saga
Months passed without any particular lulz, but that all changed when people became aware of one of Jerry's other projects, known as Stockholm. Stockholm was a series of pornographic my little pony fanfictions. While initially believed to be nothing more than mere furfaggotry, there was a notable difference: many of the characters from the show are written to be sexual deviants. In particular, the first "Stockholm" revolves around Rainbow Dash's sexual fetish for young teenage girls. Also, she has a penis. For someone who claims to be heavily anti-pedophile, Jerry sure has a thing for writing 14 year old girls having sex with people from their early 30's to late 40's in heavy detail, especially in a country where doing that is illegal. When it eventually spread around, Jerry announced the cancellation of the entire series, and deleted the stories from his FiMfiction account in the process. His NSFW blog was also eventually password locked, and his twitter was set to private. Jerry has also encouraged his readers and fans to change their settings so it doesn't show that they follow him.
The fanfiction also had an "official" wikia for it, which contained lore and worldbuilding. Notable highlights include the "evil" country having a green and purple flag and being heavily military based due to his hatred of Gamergate and America, and Equestria being considered the best country in the fanfictions universe for having an age of consent of 14, because God forbid wanting to fuck minors is illegal in the fake world AND the real world too! Jerry also had references to criticism over child sexualization conveniently removed from the wiki.
The above efforts to hide how much of a sick fuck he is was all for nothing though, as he ended up giving copies of the fanfictions away to whomever requested them, and has announced he will continue the series again.
BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE! Stockholms page on TVTropes also added a defense for the child molestation, stating that "she was killed in the end, so it's okay".
What Jerry failed to realize however was that checking a pages history is incredibly easy and leads to a user named "Alchorative", who not only edits pages about Peet exclusively, but also seems to know things about him that we don't. (In fact, Alchorative STILL seems to be active on TVTropes, still editing articles exclusively about Jerry and some of his friends.) Googling this name not only leads to an Okcupid profile of a 23 year old Nova Scotian man (who was last online just a day after Jerry's 23rd birthday), but also to a fanfiction account that not only was listed as being the same age Jerry was in 2011 and having the exact same interests he has, but also wrote one fanfiction only: a 9 year old being raped by her adoptive mother.
As of December 3rd, 2015, the Stockholm Wikia is deleted. Conveniently, this was the same day he accused critics of being Nazis, just like everyone else that hates him.
You see, despite what mean trolls and slander blogs say, Lily isn't a pedophile! ....She just really loves writing children getting molested, makes up pedophile girlfriends, and then hides any evidence in the process.
Jerry has continued to write Stockholm, but instead of making his humanized ponies fuck little kids, he's decided to resort to political soapboxing. Tara/Alchorative also has deleted "her" fanfiction.net account and hasn't been active on TVTropes since "her" accounts were discovered in mid 2016. How is a convicted and jailed child molester able to access the internet, I wonder...?
The World of Warcraft incident
No stranger to ending relationships for the most petty and retarded of reasons, Jerry ended his friendship and date with Brittany in August 2015. According to her, Jerry repeatedly annoyed her to try and play World of Warcraft with him. For various reasons, such as a shitty laptop and wanting to experience the game by herself, she rejected his offer. This eventually descending into Jerry threatening her to play the game, saying that "if you pull this bullshit one more time, our friendship is over." Brittany went offline for her own sake, but that only made Jerry more aggressive. He made on his word and ended their friendship. All because someone didn't want to play a shitty dead MMO.
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It should be noted that when he says he's "scrubbing" his PC after a "potential dox", this was because people found out about Stockholm's pedophile content and he was in the process of DELETING FUCKING EVERYTHING
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"I love you, but if you don't agree to my arbitrary demands I'm done with you". Strange sorta love that is, Jerry.
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Brittany's recap of what led to her and Jerry's falling out.
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Part 2.
Jerry Comes Out
While this could be argued as TITS, Jerry came out as a trans chick in late July of 2015, most likely to gain access to troubled youth in the lgtbq community. However, Captain Obvious knew this prior: Lily had previously admitted she wished she was a woman, had purchased several accessories from her OC and also had a rather aggressive policy on drawing her OC as a male.
Something to note is that Lily came out shortly after people found out Tara Callie was a fraud, and then immediately found himself a girlfriend (who, surprisingly, is real) to be lesbians with. In other words, the exact same plan Chris Chan had in mind to get a girlfriend. Except, y'know, it worked this time.
As of November, Jerry changed her Internet Alias to "Lily Peet" and gets pissy if you refuse to call her Lily. Please do not do that you insensitive fuck.
Now, she and her girlfriend are engaged after about 6 months of being together.
As of 2023 her now ex-wife left her after outing her for sexual assault, something Lily turned around and tried to accuse her of doing instead. She's since kept her ex's last name refusing to change it and found another lesbian/potential MTF to hide her pedophilia behind
Cameron Dopler
Cameron Dopler may be the closest thing to god that Canada will ever see, if god was a sibling raping pussy that couldn't pass basic training. Besides surviving the task of having to live 23 years of his life with Lily as his younger brother, something easy to do when you've been removed from the home at 12 and didn't return until your 20's he also tried to run away to a better country to join the army and pwn some terrorists. When he failed out of basic training twice, he simply settled for the navy, until they didn't approve of his tendency to assault womenget ladies. [[badass|Cameron tried to open a security company of his own but it went bankrupt and he moved back in with his mommy until he managed to knock up some native reserve bicycle to avoid paying taxes, as he doesn't have enough native DNA to qualify himself.
Of course, knowing someone who also happens to be one of the worst horsefuckers, and one of the worst people, in the world, one can't blame him for eventually getting tired of her shit. Eventually Cameron let the world bear witness to one of the greatest comebacks in human history, or rather his only comeback, "I'm better than you":
Lily couldn't contain her butthurt from being absolutely destroyed like this, and wished for Cameron to die in the navy.
Jerry vs. Joshscorcher
One day, Joshscorcher, a Christian and a pretty cool guy, made a post saying that he 'broke off his relationship with his abuser'. When asked who it was, Josh didn't give an answer, but Jerry apologetically said it was him. Literally three days later, to show off his butthurt, the faggot starts shit-talking him, calling him a Neo-Nazi (a term he's used so often, it's lost meaning), genocidal, misogynistic, and whatever other tumblr buzzword he's gotten from the dead horse he's been beating molesting. He even asked his followers to create porn of one of Josh's good friends, Ink Rose, and send it to her. After Jerry created an entire video devoted to mocking him, Josh got sick of Jerry's shitty attitude and released a 30 minute video casually and calmly explaining why Jerry was full of shit, while citing literally everything he says in the video.
So what did Jerry do about this?
He called Josh a liar for everything that he said in the video, despite claiming that he hasn't seen the video. What's more, his followers decided to engage full-on hugbox mode and coddle Jerry for the next few days, essentially making his tumblr a safe space while his subscriber count steadily dropped (which he didn't care about, as he's been trying to drive his subscribers away to avoid being triggered. I'm not joking.)
SWATTED...?
Once upon a time, Jerry made a post about how a couple of brave "neo-reactionaries" decided to SWAT him. We completely believe him. Despite the fact that a SWAT team would never wait at the door politely if there was a hostage situation going on.
Jerry did mention in that particular post that he let them copy his hard drive, so it's likely that they were tipped off about Stockholm and all the Pony CP that he likely has on there. V& when?
Jerry's Hypocrisy on Display
An absolutely shocking fact about Jerry is that he is a massive hypocrite.
One day, a degenerate named Charlotte decided to speak the truth about his supposed "gender-identity", while referring to him as his actual name. Jerry, out of sheer butthurt, decided to put his idiocy and hypocrisy on display while attempting to sound like the smarter person.
Spoiler alert: It didn't work, and he likely ended up blocking her.
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Part 1: Charlotte throws out the b8, to which Jerry responds with what can be translated to "Did you just assume my gender???"
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Part 2: "Chromosomes don't mean anything, you fucking baby." ~Jerry, citing no sources to said claim.
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Part 3: Charlotte drops a truth bomb on Jerry's miserable life.
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Part 4: Jerry doesn't take well to being told facts, and so responds by telling her that he'd kick her ass if she misgendered him IRL.
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Part 5.1: TL;DR The beginning of Charlotte's onslaught.
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Part 5.2: TL;DR Charlotte continues her onslaught by calling Jerry by his real name in every sentence, undoubtedly triggering him. Admittedly, she did drag it on for longer than she had to.
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Part 6: So, the same guy who absolutely does not condone rape jokes and misogyny is completely fine with making child rape jokes to a poor, oppressed womyn
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And, believe it or not, this isn't the only time he's put his hypocrisy on display for the whole internet to see (see below). The problem is, the people who DO see it practically worship him and believe that he can do no wrong, so long has he attempts to justify everything that he has said.
A Slanderous Gallery
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Jerry's OC, The Review (sock)Puppet.
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Even Ben Garrison joined in the fun!
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..Too bad Jerry didn't appreciate it.
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Peter Coffin should teach you some lessons on how to make women up.
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Jerry's other jewgold scheme failed miserably.
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Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me.
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Jerry ships his best friend, Josh Scorcher, with an underage girl...
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...and then goes into a spergy RAEG when someone calls him a pedophile for it.
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Jerrys "Rather Vocalized Illusion" wikia page all about himself. It's full to the brim with lulz.
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Wow, he almost seems like a redeemable gu-
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-oh, wait.
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Jerry outright saying that he gets triggered every time someone disagrees with him, so he wants to make his sub count smaller in order to create more of a safe space for himself.
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He took his vision of Sargon, Davis Aurini, and Blimey Cow, and turned them all into a feminist strawman for a political position he loathes. Very mature of you, Jerry!
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"Gamergate is full of cyberterrorists who harass women!"
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"I shouldn't take a video criticizing you at face value, even if it cites all of its sources!"
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"#I'm running out of cute Star gifs"
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"I won't listen to any criticisms of you. You are a perfect specimen."
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"You are a treasure."
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"You're John Oliver!"
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"adorasnark"
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Backpedaling pt. 1
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Backpedaling pt. 2
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Backpedaling pt. 3: LOL HE HASN'T EVEN SEEN THE VIDEO
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Not quite sure how he'd know that a video he claims to have never seen is full of nonsense...
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...Unless every piece of criticism against him ever is complete and utter horseshit!
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"W- What? I- I never said that we should kill Josh or Conservatives!!"
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"...except for those times I actually did say that!"
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"This is my 'I'm smarter than you' look."
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Jerry wearing actual women's panties. And then showing us.
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CAMWHORING INTENSIFIES.
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Only girl who will ever kiss you.
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Daaaaayum girl.
See also
- Antony Aguilar/ForNoGoodReason - Jerry's lolcow stalker.
- Brianna Wu - A tranny insanity like Jerry Peet himself.
- Brony
- Canada
- Feminist
- Hypocrite
- Lolcow
- Pedophilia
- Pseudo-intellectual
- Sick fuck
- SJW
- ToonKriticY2K - Another brony pedo which Jerry throw under the bus in a skype call just to cover up his own bullshit.
- Tranny
- USI
external links
lily-peet (Tumblr account required)
lily-peet-nsfw (Password locked, presumably because it contains content from stockholm.) NEVER MIND IT'S BACK UP AND IT'S AS DISGUSTING AS YOU THINK Gone again.
valorousvixen Tara Callie, Jerry's sockpuppet account
Jerry's Ask.fmDISABLED
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