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Byuu
Byuu (also known as Near) is (was???) a programmer known for developing the "higan" SNES emulator, lauded for its accuracy and perfect replication of the original hardware, as well as his painstaking labor of love in fan-translating the Japanese RPG game Bahamut Lagoon. He also happens to be an autistic non-binary babyfur.
The reason he has an article is because he (allegedly) necked himself after very publicly posting a suicide note blaming Kiwi Farms for his troubles, creating a lollercoaster that caused angry Twitter trannies to waste money on DDOSing the Farms as well as promoting a boycott of CloudFlare. The lulz is currently ongoing.
Byuu on the Farms
Byuu's Kiwi Farms thread was created on May 14, 2018, and proved to be unremarkable. The most notorious incident in its first four years of existence actually involved the thread creator rather than Byuu himself. It turned out that the author was in fact a spurned former friend of Byuu's who also happened to be a Kiwi Farms janny. After attempting to reconcile with Byuu, he tried to sneakily delete the thread, only for Null to quickly notice it and kick him out of the website. The thread was largely unremarkable, a whopping 13 pages were written on the thread which pales in comparison to some threads on other dead trannies. It's worth noting that some other "victims" on the farms had over 2000 pages worth of replies.
It should also be worth noting that Byuu participated in the thread itself and claimed that he didn't mind it and it had helped him grow.
—Byuu, coping. |
You can read his full Kiwi Farms posts here and here.
The alleged neckroping
Byuu jumped back into the public eye on June 27, 2021. Apparently distraught over the fact that his degeneracy was on full display at the Farms, he sent Null a rambling email out of the blue in where he tried to bribe him by offering him $120,000 in life savings as well as his potential coding skills. If Null refused, he would kill himself. He claimed that the Farms had made him lose friends, but really, does anyone believe he has friends?
Null, naturally, refused, and consulted his lawyer. Not even a few hours later he had posted a suicide note on Twitter.
Byuu's death was later confirmed by programmer Hector Martin, who posted a Google Doc on behalf of a supposed anonymous friend of Byuu.
So did he ACTUALLY do it?
Nobody knows. Probably not.
Byuu lives alone in Japan and has little contact with anyone outside the Internet. Even to his supposed friends, his true dox is unknown or is otherwise being kept secret. There is thus no way to perform a welfare check on him, look for obituaries, or even know where exactly he is. There's a chance his rotting body is currently hanging from the ceiling at some decrepit apartment in the shitty part of Tokyo, but an ever bigger one that he's currently alive and holed up inside his house masturbating to cub porn.
The people who allegedly know for sure of his death have refused to elaborate or conclusively prove anything.
The aftermath
Upon hearing that such a talented emulator maker was gone from this sinful Earth, Twitter nerds and trannies collectively shat their panties and popped a massive rage boner against the Farms and everything it stands for. They decided to take action by loudly screeching about the evils of the Farms, blaming them for a string of lolcow suicides such as those of Julie Terryberry, Chloe Sagal, and their self-esteem. They wasted truckloads of money on DDOSing the Farms, leading to downtime. They also realized that CloudFlare provides protection for the Farms, leading them to post angry replies under their tweets and call them Literally Hitler. It is unknown if this will cause the Farms to go the way of 8chan.
The shitstorm is currently ongoing.
A supposed friend of Near felt the need to chime in:
Possible dox?
A mysterious individual on the Farms known as "Queefer Madness" claims to have founds Byuu's TRUE and HONEST dox. Nobody knows how he got that information, but we will assume it to be correct. According to this dox, Byuu's powerword would be David Kirk Ginder. Because Encyclopedia Dramatica is gay and does not want to host dox directly, it can be seen in this link.
Several things do line up. Byuu has been said to have a husband, and has called himself "Dave" in his suicide note. Their faces also look remarkably similar except the guy in the dox has a shitty and scraggly beard. See image.
If this is true the grifters at Twitter have no excuse to not do a welfare check about right now.
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