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Audrey Hale

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Audrey Hale
Nationality Americunt 
Occupation Artfag
Highscore Killed 6, injured 1
Top 50? FUCK NO!
Style FPS, single player
An Hero? No (Killed by cops)
Motive(s) Gender dysphoria

Audrey Hale (a.k.a. Aiden Hale) is yet more proof women fail at everything, and are only good at making sammiches. After failing to become an artfag, she shot up random lolis and shotas at a Christian school in Nashville; getting only 6 kills (which by itself is not enough to break into the top 50) before being killed by cops.

By the way, the shooter was a tranny; and not your regular "man pretending to be a woman" type of tranny, a "woman pretending to be a man" type of tranny. The old media completely ignore this part of the story for obvious reasons: (((they))) say that cutting your dick off and saying you're a woman is a sexuality and not a mental illness. Instead, (((they))) focused on the fact that the shooter was white in order to further push their anti-white, anti-gun agenda.

Furaffinity

Before she picked up her rifle, Audrey had tried to pickup the pen. In 2018 she created a furaffinity account, where she would draw horse and pony porn. If you're curious, here's an archive of her account, since it was deleted after she started shooting. According to her profile, she was a big fan of "A Clockwork Orange", so we might have identified one of the many warning signs that existed far before she praised the Lord and passed the ammunition.

The shooting

On March 25, 2023, the tranny created a thread on /pol/ hinting at what would happen 2 days later (Archives: 1 2). Then, on the 27th, she showed up at a Christian school in Nashville (as we all know that trannies are filthy Satanists), broke the school's glass door and started shooting random lolis and shotas.

Loadout

Class Setup
Item Accessories/Bonus
  • Inexpensive, foldable carbine that uses handgun magazines.
  • Secondary: AR-15
  • Typical school shooter gun. Not much to say.
  • Semi-automatic police gun.
  • Spell: Tranny
  • Double damage against Cis Scum.

Guns

Caught on camera

People killed

  • Evelyn Dieckhaus (Age: 9)
  • Hallie Scruggs (Age: 9)
  • William Kinney (Age: 9)
  • Katherine Koonce (Age: 60)
  • Cynthia Peak (Age: 61)
  • Mike Hill (Age: 61)

Protected Class

Guys, can we stop making fun of the school shooter?

No matter your politics or personal beliefs, (almost) everyone is united in their opinion that school shooters are colossal fuckups who deserve to be made fun of. Let this website be proof enough that you can make fun of everyone, from the shooter to the victims, whilst still condemning the shooter for the scum that they are. Like any other school shooter, when the news reported on the event with police cam footage, people made their jokes and compared the tranny assassin to Peter Griffin, for the way her body limply fell to the ground as she was killed.

However, her status as a super special class meant kids hooked on troonshine quickly came out of the woodwork to demand people leave the poor, innocent child murderer alone. For political reasons, her manifesto hasn't been released to the public, weird since normally they're available the moment the shooter gets out of their car. Plenty of people were seemingly celebrating the fact that Christians has been killed, and assuming they were republican too, advocated "this happens more" so their political enemies are wiped out.

Graded score

Graded Score
Kill count: 6/20 3 children, 3 school faculty (+1 injured cop)
Accuracy: 20/20 All targets died
Style: 4/20 Door breakin'
Butthurt: 3/20 Will likely be memory holed since the shooter is a tranny
Bonus: -6/20 -3 points for being a woman & -3 points for being a tranny
Total Score: 27/100 (E-)
Go back to the kitchen
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Wanted Level:

Police Force


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