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Audrey Hale is actually a tranny.

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Audrey Hale
Session 24 March 1995 - 27 March 2023
Nationality Americunt 
Occupation Artfag
Highscore Killed 6, injured 1
Top 50? FUCK NO!
Style FPS, single player
An Hero? No (Killed by cops)
Motive(s) Gender dysphoria

Audrey Hale (a.k.a. Aiden Hale) was a 28-year-old faggot who is yet more proof women fail at everything, and are only good at making lead-sandwiches. Failing to become an art hoe, Audrey stalked a black girl in the hopes of becoming a lesbian couple, but God acted swiftly by having the black girl killed so race-mixing faggotry would not take place. Angry at the big man upstairs for denying her a girlfriend-free girl, Audrey got her revenge by shooting up a random Christian school in Nashville; getting only 6 kills (which by itself is not enough to break into the top 50) before being killed by cops.

The shooter broke conventions by not being your usual tranny; Not one of the many "men pretending to be women"-types, she was instead a "woman pretending to be a man" type of tranny. The old media used this part of the story to try and garner sympathy for Audrey, genuinely believing the public would mourn the loss of a school shooter. This failed, and most of the public gave hell to the media that was trying to argue that cutting your tits off and shooting kids is an identity, and not a mental illness.

Furaffinity

Before she picked up her rifle, Audrey had tried to pickup the pen. In 2018 she created a furaffinity account, where she would draw horse and pony porn. If you're curious, here's an archive of her account, since it was deleted after she started shooting. According to her profile, she was a big fan of "A Clockwork Orange", so we might have identified one of the many warning signs that existed far before she praised the Lord and passed the ammunition.

The shooting

Audrey before she became a tranny

Despite looking like a frumpy dyke and having an IQ that could be counted on one hand, Audrey thought she might have a chance dating "Sydney Sims", a black girl who was so terrified of Audrey and her weird advances, that she got hit and killed by a car in August 2022, likely just to escape her forever. Audrey had posted to Facebook a big obituary to Sydney, and would post about her on her social medias for months after her death, leading her classmates to think she either truly was in love with Sydney, or was just a necrophiliac trying to warm herself up to the family. It was after this event that she demanded people use her male name and pronouns.

Audrey was under medical care, with a doctor checking her for emotional disorder. Despite this and her family trying to comfort her after her friends death, no one noticed she had hidden seven legally purchased weapons at home. They were also seemingly uncaring that she had a very public resentment towards the police department, religion, and especially the education system which she blamed for her being a loner with no friends. I guess a religious school was an icon of everything she hated. Audrey had looked at two other schools to attack, but saw the security and wimped out.

On March 25, 2023, the tranny created a thread on /pol/ hinting at what would happen 2 days later (Archives: 1 2). Then on the 27th she showed up at a Christian school in Nashville. From the car park, she sent a text to Avieranna Patton, a radio show host who had interviewed Audrey a month or so before. Audrey sent a soppy gay message, “This is my last goodbye. I love you. See you again in another life. You are the most beautiful person I’ve ever seen and known all my life,” adding, “My family doesn’t know what I’m about to do. One day this will make more sense. I’ve left more than enough evidence behind. But something bad is about to happen.”. Audrey approached the school, broke their glass door and started shooting random lolis and shotas.

During the shooting, a 9 year old girl called Evelyn Dieckhaus tried to pull the fire alarm to warn the other students, but Audrey killed her before she could alert the horde. Audrey barely killed 6 people before the pigs got to the school, and in an ironic twist; this demonic faggot who killed 6 innocent Christians was killed by officer "Engelbert", whose name literally means "bright angel". No you can't make this shit up.

Loadout

Class Setup
Item Accessories/Bonus
  • Inexpensive, foldable carbine that uses handgun magazines.
  • Secondary: AR-15
  • Typical school shooter gun. Not much to say.
  • Semi-automatic police gun.
  • Spell: Tranny
  • Double damage against Cis Scum.

Guns

Caught on camera

People killed

  • Evelyn Dieckhaus (Age: 9)
  • Hallie Scruggs (Age: 9)
  • William Kinney (Age: 9)
  • Katherine Koonce (Age: 60)
  • Cynthia Peak (Age: 61)
  • Mike Hill (Age: 61)

Graded score

Graded Score
Kill count: 6/20 3 children, 3 school faculty (+1 injured cop)
Accuracy: 20/20 All targets died
Style: 4/20 Door breakin'
Butthurt: 3/20 Will likely be memory holed since the shooter is a tranny
Bonus: -6/20 -3 points for being a woman & -3 points for being a tranny
Total Score: 27/100 (E-)
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Wanted Level:

Police Force


Protected Class

Guys, can we stop making fun of the school shooter?

No matter your politics or personal beliefs, (almost) everyone is united in their opinion that school shooters are colossal fuckups who deserve to be made fun of. Let this website be proof enough that you can make fun of everyone, from the shooter to the victims, whilst still condemning the shooter for the scum that they are. Like any other school shooter, when the news reported on the event with police cam footage, people made their jokes and compared the tranny assassin to Peter Griffin, for the way her body limply fell to the ground as she was killed.

However, her status as a super special class meant kids hooked on troonshine quickly came out of the woodwork to demand people leave the poor, innocent child murderer alone. For political reasons, her manifesto hasn't been released to the public, weird since normally they're available the moment the shooter gets out of their car. Plenty of people were seemingly celebrating the fact that Christians has been killed, and assuming they were republican too, advocated "this happens more" so their political enemies are wiped out. That's sure to make your side look sympathetic and human.

Phew, for a moment there I thought they were going to ask people DON'T shoot people.
Remember, you're allowed to kill children only if you're lonley!
If only conservatives could buy brains as easily as they can guns.

When reporting on the shooter, articles really stressed her religious parents didn't approve of her transgenderism, if this somehow justifies a shooting spree in the nursery. Before the shooter's trans status was revealed, LGBT-psychos were already twisting this into some kind of political message, arguing that Conservative fears of "Drag Queen Storytime" and teaching gay marriage in the class room has been what allowed a shooter to enter the campus without being stopped. Once the shooter was revealed to be a tranny, they flipped the script and said that this would turn more people against their movement, demanding they be protected even more because "this shooting will lead to the genocide of Trans people".

Of course, christ-cucks and conservatives weren't acting any better. Having all of a sudden abandoned their narrative that all school shooters are government agents trying to get assault rifles banned; they were now talking about the importance of mental health, background checks for gun ownership, and praising the cops for their swift neutralisation of Audrey. They also started attributing fake quotes to the victims and cops involved, pretending they were all super-devout martyrs and students of God who clutched a cross in one hand and a gun in the other.

Nothing is more "based" than lying.

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Haters gonna hate:

Daisy Hogg 🔫 Killers 🔫 Republicans

Acts of revenge:

Boston Marathon Bombing 🔫 Sandniggers in Paris 🔫 Ariana Grande Massacre 🔫 London Bridge Attack 2017 🔫 Capital Gazette Shooting

Objectors:

Charlton Heston 🔫 James Holmes 🔫 NRA 🔫 Osama Bin Laden 🔫 Republicans 🔫 People planning a massacre 🔫

Pre-2012 Gun Massacres

Columbine 🔫 École Polytechnique 🔫 Dawson College 🔫 Virginia Tech Massacre 🔫 Austin, Texas 🔫 NIU Valentine's Day Massacre 🔫 Hungerford Massacre 🔫 Anders Breivik

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