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Salvador Ramos
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HISTORIC FIRST TRANS LATINX SCHOOL SHOOTER! |
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Conspiracy Alert The subject of this article is the victim of a massive conspiracy by the Social Mafia. You should trust noone and come to your own conclusions after careful consideration of the facts. |
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Enjoy your cock! 8====D (_(__) |
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Salvador Ramos a.k.a. Adam Tranza was a tranny who tried to beat the Sandy Hook record. After saving up at his Wendy's job for a year, he purchased his guns the day after his 18th birthday, and set his plan in motion only one week later. He killed his nagging nanny just like Lanza, then went to a local school and opened fire on a bunch of kids, creating a lulzfest in the school. He unfortunately only got up to nineteen confirmed kills on the lolis before the cops got to him and put him down. Ironically, despite being such a pussy, he will never have one and never get any.
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| Salvador Ramos | |
| Nationality: | Transgender Beaner  
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| High score | 22 dead (including Ramos himself), 18 injured. 19 being lolis |
| Top 50? | He actually managed to do it. Lul |
| Style | Loli hunting |
| An Hero? | No, killed by cops. |
The shooting elicited much BAWWWWWing and the usual banal indignation from leftists, with geriatric Pedo Joe even skipping his warm milk and 8:00 p.m. bedtime to give a prime time speech railing about the gun industry. As with every 21st century school shooting in the United States, expect two weeks of polemic about the NRA, a loud cacophony about gun control from activists on both sides and ultimately, as always, nothing happening at the federal level.
What the fuck happened?
Salvador had a crush on some random e-girl and transitioned in hopes of attracting lesbians. Unfortunately for him, he couldn’t pass and was a full-grown beaner, making him repulsive to everyone. Failing his love quest, he DM’d the chick on Instagram bragging about his guns, then mortally wounded his granny. Eventually walking to the gringo border patrol for baby formula when the federales jumped xis ass. Running to safety at a nearby school, our brown hero was ambushed by nineteen Spic kids looking for work. Upset he had no roofing/landscaping jobs, Ramos was forced to defend himself from certain death.
Troonout
The troon first shot his granny for being too old and no longer feminine and dried up in the face. Salvador then drove to the school and was able to easily break in. Hoping for a new world record, he opened fire on every loli he could see. Unfortunately, he could only get nineteen and two wagies until the Border Patrol showed up and ended his killstreak. Being a beaner, he probably rushed the cops thinking he could pierce through their steel shields with his 5.56mm ammo. He later died, and the trans community will now be mourning forever.
Why did it happen?
Salvador was groomed like Payton Gendron on discord by FBI-sponsored tranny recruitment groups. Being an incel thinking transitioning will get a boyfriend-free girl to fuck him, he obliged and got GROOMED.
The tranny groups sent him thousands of dollars for “hormone therapy” in hope of him “transitioning”, at the cost of him buying rifles to later use in “missions”. He then acquired some expensive high-capacity rifles and firearms, which the trannies supplied by gibs. Being in Texas, this was easy for him. They then decided to activate him on this day because 2 mass shootings in a month is pretty good for chimpouts to start happening again.
Loadout
| Class Setup | |
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| Item | Accessories/Bonus |
| Primary: DDM4 V7
AR-15  |
Weapon of choice for autists who go postal. Used by saint Lanza, Gendron, Tarrant and Cruz. Great for loli hunting. 25~30 Damage. |
Secondary: Glock
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Close range weapon. Easy for spergs to use. Works good against small people. 21~35 Damage. |
Perk 1: Loli chaser
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This perk is obtained by acquiring at least 1 Terabyte of 2000 year old waifus. All of the semen excreted to them will now be at your feet, giving you a movement speed buff. (+10 Stamina) (+10 Agility) (+30% Movement Speed) |
Perk 2: Hormone pills
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Channels your autism into something useful. Gives you manboobs and wahmen problems, making you an angry cunt. (+1000% Damage bonus to lolis, like they were gonna survive AR bullets anyway.) |
Score
| Graded score | |
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| Kill count: | 22/20 (Suicide by cop) |
| Accuracy: | 20/20 - Killed them all in a few hours. Killed granny first because she didn’t give him enough tacos for breakfast. High kill to injury ratio. |
| Style: | 8/20 - Wore body armor, full-black and had tons of mags. Did it over some random e-girl or something. Also a tranny. |
| Butthurt: | 20/20 - Massive chimpouts on Twitter over “gun control”. They think he is white (lol) |
| Bonus: | 15/20 - Doing a big shooting right a week after another big shooting is always lulzy as fuck, and is the first shooter of the 2020s to gain more than 10 frags, a few minus points for being a tranny, though |
| Total score: 85/100 (B) | |
Wanted Level:
Federal Bureau of Investigation
Did he beat the high score?
Made it to Numba 9. Better than Gendron for sure, and a far-cry from ED's own algore, and is the first shooter of the 2020s to get more then 10 frags
Gallery
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Mad Mcconaughey -
Looks even more autistic in action. -
Another victim of the female cave. -
You definitely pass bud. -
You’re telling me he somehow got these rifles this easily? -
In action!
See also
- Adam Lanza
- Cho Seung-Hui
- Columbine High School massacre
- Generation Z - Picked up right where American Millennials left off as the school shooting generation.
- Gun control
- Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School gun control activists - Whose leader Hogg is like a kid on Christmas morning after these shootings.
- Mass shooting
- Nikolas Cruz
- Robert Crimo
- Sandy Hook Elementary massacre
- Spics
- Tranny
- Virginia Tech massacre
External links
Accounts
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- Vsco account, where he used a million filters to hide his grotesque muttface. Banned also because for whatever reason (((they))) want nobody seeing.
- Tiktok account, where he posted some subway surfers clips cuz why not. Banned also. I hope you’re seeing the pattern now. Archive [1]
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Salvador Ramos is part of a series on Visit the Faggotry Portal for complete coverage. |
| Article of the Now May 26 & 27, 2022 | ||
| Preceded by /r9gay/ |
Salvador Ramos | Succeeded by Bill Gates |
