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Despite being caught with his victim's [[stolen]] belongings, confessing to two different people that he committed the murder, and [[Dumbfuck|revealing details that only the killer could have known]], Marcellus stubbornly continued to [[DINDU NUFFIN|maintain his innocence]] for years after his conviction in the hope that some [[retards]] would eventually show up who would be [[stupid]] enough to actually believe his [[bullshit]]. Unfortunately, with the rise of [[Black Lives Matter]] around [[2015]], Marcellus had finally found [[SJW|the exact type of retards]] that he had been waiting for. | Despite being caught with his victim's [[stolen]] belongings, confessing to two different people that he committed the murder, and [[Dumbfuck|revealing details that only the killer could have known]], Marcellus stubbornly continued to [[DINDU NUFFIN|maintain his innocence]] for years after his conviction in the hope that some [[retards]] would eventually show up who would be [[stupid]] enough to actually believe his [[bullshit]]. Unfortunately, with the rise of [[Black Lives Matter]] around [[2015]], Marcellus had finally found [[SJW|the exact type of retards]] that he had been waiting for. | ||
Many [[Black Lives Matter|black activists]] and [[feminist]] [[SJW]] [[dumbfuck]]s have since taken up the cause of attempting to correct the massive injustice that is Marcellus Williams' conviction – although most of them still seem to be [[Ignorant|blissfully unaware]] of the fact that even if his conviction were thrown out, he'll [[never]] be getting out of [[prison]] alive since he's still serving multiple life sentences for completely unrelated [[robbery]] convictions. | Many [[Black Lives Matter|black activists]] and [[feminist]] [[SJW]] [[dumbfuck]]s have since taken up the cause of attempting to correct the massive injustice that is Marcellus Williams' conviction – although, despite their [[USI|supposed expertise on the Williams case]], most of them still seem to be [[Ignorant|blissfully unaware]] of the fact that even if his conviction were thrown out, he'll [[never]] be getting out of [[prison]] alive since he's still serving multiple life sentences for several completely unrelated [[robbery]] convictions. | ||
Revision as of 16:59, 21 March 2018
Marcellus S. Williams (a.k.a. Mace Dindu) is a 55-year-old thief, drug addict, murderer and attempted prison escapee who is currently getting his daily-dose of arse-rape on Missouri's death row where he is awaiting his much deserved execution for the 1998 murder of former St. Louis Post-Dispatch reporter Felicia Anne Gayle Picus. The murder was particularly heinous, as Marcellus carved up Felicia like a fucking Christmas turkey just to shut her up after she caught him burglarizing her home.
Despite being caught with his victim's stolen belongings, confessing to two different people that he committed the murder, and revealing details that only the killer could have known, Marcellus stubbornly continued to maintain his innocence for years after his conviction in the hope that some retards would eventually show up who would be stupid enough to actually believe his bullshit. Unfortunately, with the rise of Black Lives Matter around 2015, Marcellus had finally found the exact type of retards that he had been waiting for.
Many black activists and feminist SJW dumbfucks have since taken up the cause of attempting to correct the massive injustice that is Marcellus Williams' conviction – although, despite their supposed expertise on the Williams case, most of them still seem to be blissfully unaware of the fact that even if his conviction were thrown out, he'll never be getting out of prison alive since he's still serving multiple life sentences for several completely unrelated robbery convictions.
HE DINDU NUFFIN
Marcellus S. Williams is an upstanding member of Missouri's black community who, on August 11, 1998, was treasure hunting in a private residence when one of the dwelling's owners, 42-year-old fat chick Felicia Anne Gayle Picus, more commonly known as Lisha, came out of the shower and started screaming after mistaking the strange black man in her home for a common criminal. Realizing that Felicia's screaming would disturb the neighbours, Marcellus attempted to calm her down by gently poking her with a large butcher knife – when that failed, Marcellus then proceeded to poke Felicia 42 more times to represent each year of her life that she had failed to properly diet.
After Marcellus was done, he realized that Felicia was no longer breathing and decided that her computer and other useless material possessions would be better off with an owner who was less dead than Felicia. After returning home to his lovely crack-addicted girlfriend, Laura Asaro, Marcellus informed her of the events that had transpired and then decided to set up his shiny new laptop. After about 30 minutes of banging rocks against the strange device in an attempt to unlock its secrets, Marcellus finally came to the conclusion that technology is for gay nerds and decided to sell it to his friend Glenn Roberts so he could afford to buy some recreational crack cocaine instead.
Less than a month later, on August 31, 1998, Marcellus decided to volunteer his time at the county jail to help keep the other inmates company during their incarceration. While in jail, Marcellus and his roommate Henry Cole were watching television when they saw a report about the murder of Lisha Gayle – Marcellus then confided in Henry about his complete and utter shock over Lisha's murder, as she was still somewhat alive and bleeding profusely when he had last seen her earlier that month.
After Henry was released from jail in June of 1999, he immediately decided to be a fucking snitch and informed the police that he suspected that Marcellus may have been involved in Felicia's murder. The police then talked to Laura Asaro and searched Marcellus' car where they found Felicia's belongings and quickly jumped to the conclusion that Marcellus must have been the one who murdered her. Despite there being literally no evidence against Williams, he was tried and convicted of murder and sentenced to death on March 31, 2000.
HE DIDDU SUNTHIN
Despite the fact that he had already confessed to at least two different people that he had murdered Lisha Gayle, Marcellus decided to be a complete dickhole to Missouri taxpayers by refusing to plead guilty to avoid the death penalty and instead reverting back to Dindu mode in an attempt to get off scot-free or at least force the state to waste their precious time and money on a lengthy murder trial.
—Marcellus' entire defense | ||
Despite the case against Williams being a fucking slam-dunk, many racist cop-hating blacks have latched onto the idea that Marcellus was a good boy who DINDU NUFFIN and was railroaded by the evil white man. In order to further their agenda, Marcellus' attorneys have pointed out that male DNA was allegedly found on the murder weapon that didn't match Marcellus – meaning that the defense either tainted the evidence or they were just too fucking dumb to realize the implications of this when you add in the fact that the murder weapon was a kitchen knife that belonged to Felicia and her husband.
Other ridiculous shit that the defense points out includes the fact that a shoeprint at the scene didn't match Williams' shoes – because of course Williams would have kept a pair of blood-stained shoes after committing murder. And the fact that his DNA wasn't found under Felicia's fingernails – nor was anyone else's.
—Kent Gipson, showing why he should be disbarred immediately | ||
Governor Dumbarse Stays The Execution
On August 22, 2017, mere hours before Marcellus Williams was scheduled to get what he had coming, Eric Greitens, the dumbfuck RINO governor of Missouri, granted a stay of execution – most likely because he was scared by the fact that so many angry niggers were sending him death threats over the impending execution of a cold-blooded murderer.
—Eric Greitens, selling out to BLM terrorists | ||
Marcellus Williams' Supporters
—Leonard Pitts Jr. offers a typical defense of Williams | ||
See Also
- DINDU NUFFIN
- Michael Brown
- Linda Carty
- Niggers
- DNA - A form of overrated evidence that's abused more than British teenagers.
- Heather Heyer - A fat white bitch whose death the lefties actually pretended to care about.
External Links
A Deeply Felt Loss Shows Some Things Cannot Be Rebuilt- State of Missouri, Respondent v. Marcellus Williams, Appellant.
- Missouri Supreme Court Rejects Request to Stop Execution
- Marcellus Williams faces execution despite new evidence - Al Jazeera neglects to mention that the "new evidence" is insignificant bullshit.
- The day Marcellus Williams didn't die
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