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'''Styxhexenhammer666''' (Powerword: [[Wut|Tarl]] E. Warwick) AKA The Buttpirate of Vermont is a once-upon-a-time anti-Christian Satanist pyschedelics vlogger turned "author" (i.e. republishing 100+ year old out of print occult books with minimal editing for easy cash on Amazon), turned Trump cheerleader, turned alcoholic pirate warlock LARPer that commentates on current events from his parents shitshack in the Vermont woods. A loud and proud [[Lolbertarian]], Styx wishes that all drugs were legal so he could smoke opium all day and brag on livestream to his viewers about how great his shitty little garden is. Styx has also been a longtime vocal proponent of gay marriage, but swears up and down [[Liar|he's never taken it in the ass.]] Tarl also believes that memes posted on [[4chan]] carry actual literal [[Meme_Magic|metaphysical magical power and can influence material reality at a base level]], which he deems [[Schizo|'The Science of Occult Memetics'.]] | '''Styxhexenhammer666''' (Powerword: [[Wut|Tarl]] E. Warwick) AKA The Buttpirate of Vermont is a once-upon-a-time anti-Christian Satanist pyschedelics vlogger turned "author" (i.e. republishing 100+ year old out of print occult books with minimal editing for easy cash on Amazon), turned Trump cheerleader, turned alcoholic pirate warlock LARPer that commentates on current events from his parents shitshack in the Vermont woods. A loud and proud [[Lolbertarian]], Styx wishes that all drugs were legal so he could smoke opium all day and brag on livestream to his viewers about how great his shitty little garden is. Styx has also been a longtime vocal proponent of gay marriage, but swears up and down [[Liar|he's never taken it in the ass.]] Tarl also believes that memes posted on [[4chan]] carry actual literal [[Meme_Magic|metaphysical magical power and can influence material reality at a base level]], which he deems [[Schizo|'The Science of Occult Memetics'.]] | ||
When not busy telling everyone how every religion on Earth is actually horseshit except for worshiping the Owl God Stolas (yes, he worships a bird) or proclaiming himself to be God, he's running his mouth with MAGA championing so he can keep getting the trickles of superchats from the remnants of his 2016/2020 [[pol|/pol/]] audience he picked up during the election cycle while cheerleading for Trump. For some time in 2023-2025 he also made appearances on fat grifter scam artist [[TheQuartering|The Quartering's]] live show, looking completely out of place from the panel of guests in his leather pirate attire. The Quartering even raised enough money to bail Styx out of jail during his first stint to get him back on the show, to which Styx repaid him by getting completely plastered and blacked out drunk live on air, resulting in him being banned from further | When not busy telling everyone how every religion on Earth is actually horseshit except for worshiping the Owl God Stolas (yes, he worships a bird) or proclaiming himself to be God, he's running his mouth with MAGA championing so he can keep getting the trickles of superchats from the remnants of his 2016/2020 [[pol|/pol/]] audience he picked up during the election cycle while cheerleading for Trump. For some time in 2023-2025 he also made appearances on fat grifter scam artist [[TheQuartering|The Quartering's]] live show, looking completely out of place from the panel of guests in his leather pirate attire. The Quartering even raised enough money to bail Styx out of jail during his first stint in the clank following Styx chucking a phone at the face of his girlfriend (whom he had just groped the tits of on livestream days prior) to get him back on the show, to which Styx repaid him by getting completely plastered and blacked out drunk live on air, resulting in him being banned from further appearance. | ||
Styx is also [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=43Vir5t5wPk self-admittedly] an [[Andy Sixx]] Logs of Shit poster on /b/. | Styx is also [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=43Vir5t5wPk self-admittedly] an [[Andy Sixx]] Logs of Shit poster on /b/. | ||
All in all a real winner at life. | |||
==Early Youtube "Career"== | ==Early Youtube "Career"== | ||
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Styxhexenhammer666 (Powerword: Tarl E. Warwick) AKA The Buttpirate of Vermont is a once-upon-a-time anti-Christian Satanist pyschedelics vlogger turned "author" (i.e. republishing 100+ year old out of print occult books with minimal editing for easy cash on Amazon), turned Trump cheerleader, turned alcoholic pirate warlock LARPer that commentates on current events from his parents shitshack in the Vermont woods. A loud and proud Lolbertarian, Styx wishes that all drugs were legal so he could smoke opium all day and brag on livestream to his viewers about how great his shitty little garden is. Styx has also been a longtime vocal proponent of gay marriage, but swears up and down he's never taken it in the ass. Tarl also believes that memes posted on 4chan carry actual literal metaphysical magical power and can influence material reality at a base level, which he deems 'The Science of Occult Memetics'.
When not busy telling everyone how every religion on Earth is actually horseshit except for worshiping the Owl God Stolas (yes, he worships a bird) or proclaiming himself to be God, he's running his mouth with MAGA championing so he can keep getting the trickles of superchats from the remnants of his 2016/2020 /pol/ audience he picked up during the election cycle while cheerleading for Trump. For some time in 2023-2025 he also made appearances on fat grifter scam artist The Quartering's live show, looking completely out of place from the panel of guests in his leather pirate attire. The Quartering even raised enough money to bail Styx out of jail during his first stint in the clank following Styx chucking a phone at the face of his girlfriend (whom he had just groped the tits of on livestream days prior) to get him back on the show, to which Styx repaid him by getting completely plastered and blacked out drunk live on air, resulting in him being banned from further appearance.
Styx is also self-admittedly an Andy Sixx Logs of Shit poster on /b/.
All in all a real winner at life.
Early Youtube "Career"
Styx has been pumping Youtube videos almost uninterrupted every day since August 10th, 2010. Accordingly, his early videos are recorded on a potato webcam with a dogshit mic, stationed in the backporch of his parent's dilapidated shitshack in the middle of the rural Vermont woods. Typically, Tarl would wear a black leather trench coat, some ratty, wrinkled old black tshirt, or no clothes at all while filming. Video topics ranged from "Christians are wrong" to "I did X drug today" to "random world event in the headlines", with usually 10-15 minutes of Tarl talking out his ass. Eventually after 6 years of shitting out videos which barely scratched 1000 views each and even releasing a noise-music album (that is similarly unlistenable garbage), Tarl had cast enough Conjure Gold Coin spells that he was finally able to upgrade his set to his bedroom. From there, he started covering the Trump/Clinton race, in particular the WikiLeaks fiasco that proved Hillary Clinton was a thieving cunt, and began gaining some traction from his videos being reposted in the /thg/ (Trump Happening General) on /pol/; getting enough energy from this bump to start regularly breaking 10-20k on his videos. Styx then spent the next 4 years releasing his daily videos ballwashing the Trump administration in his usual all black leather getup, even managing to get put on the hitlists of the ADL and Right Wing Watch as a 'white supremacist' despite being a lolbert. On July 27, 2019, he got married to an autistic YouTuber from the Netherlands named "Elizabeth's Philopshy", who he had been videochatting with (genius move). In late 2021, with Trump having lost re-election and things with COVID looking grim, Tarl got drunk and decided it would be a good idea to flee the country to go run away to Liz's home in the Netherlands. While overseas, he continued to film videos as usual while now living for in a house that wasn't falling apart from the inside out for the first time in his life; his wife even forced him to wear normal clothing on camera.
Styx Breeds a Monster Spawn
With his open hatred of condoms and insistence that they are an feminist emasculation tool, on April 11th 2022, Styx announced to the world that his daughter had been born, to the dismay of every other sentient creature on Earth. Hilarity soon ensued when his wife's drug dealer ex-boyfriend (a black man) re-entered Liz's life, presumably after finishing a stint raping his fellow niggers in prison. Soon afterwards, Styx would began tweeting vaguely threatening messages, posting ramblings like "Don't fuck with me, I have AIDS guns"". Within a few months Styx fled the relationship and ran back home while drunk tweeting rants about his love life. Styx bandied back and forth the idea of returning to Liz and his daughter to be a good father to his concerned fanbase of conservative soccer moms and politics obsessed 20-somethings, but true to form, he decided booze and playing magickal make-believe was more important.
This lead to speculation among some of his fanbase-turned-detractors that he is actually a deeply closeted homosexual.
Jail
Despite being a spindly, week lookin bitch, he somehow found a woman he could beat up. Unfortunately, that woman would use her black eye to send Styx to jail, and in there he fell into a time loop, and proved how retarded he was by thinking 3 days were 1 week, saying this his fucked up stork owl sent him into a crazy ride threw his psycy or some shit. Eventually The Fucking Quartering raised enough money to save him from unwanted nigger dicks.
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