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==[[2024]]== | ==[[2024]]== | ||
[[File:Golden iPod 2024.png||200px|thumb|right|[[Winnar]] of the [[2024]] [[Golden iPod]]!]] | |||
A year marked by a number of [[assassination]]s and [[FAIL|assassination attempts]], notably against [[the Donald]]. [[Luigi Mangione]]'s assassination of megacorporation CEO [[The Man|Brian Thompson]] using a 3D printed gun officially marked the beginning of the [[cyberpunk]] era. | |||
Voting took place on New Year's Eve. The results can be seen {{EDF|t|2024-golden-ipod-awards.3549|here}} {{archive|fRAr5}}. | |||
===Nominees=== | ===Nominees=== | ||
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*[[OceanGate|Stockton Rush]] - Killed 5 people (including himself) with his invention. The reason he wasn't a nominee in [[2023]] is because [[nobody cares]] about this [[aspie]]'s submersible. | *[[OceanGate|Stockton Rush]] - Killed 5 people (including himself) with his invention. The reason he wasn't a nominee in [[2023]] is because [[nobody cares]] about this [[aspie]]'s submersible. | ||
*{{glow|[[Thomas Matthew Crooks]]}} - Failed assassin of [[The Donald]] #1. Killed by the Secret Service. | *{{glow|[[Thomas Matthew Crooks]]}} - Failed assassin of [[The Donald]] #1. Killed by the Secret Service. | ||
===An Winnar=== | |||
This round goes to the self-hating Americunt and barbeque enthusiast [[Aaron Bushnell]], who took on the [[Fire Challenge]] and saved [[Palestine]]. Bonus points for [[Twitch|livestreaming]] the embarrassing moment he began to regret his decision and start screeching like a [[Ironic|creature from hell]]. | |||
== [[2025]] == | == [[2025]] == | ||
