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Revision as of 04:05, 2 October 2015
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| Chris Harper-Mercer | |
| Nationality: | Americunt 
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| Highscore | Killed 9, injured 7 |
| Top 25? | No |
| Style | Single player |
| An Hero? | Killed by police |
Umpqua Community College in middle-of-nowhere Oregon was shot up on the morning of October 1st 2015 by Chris Harper-Mercer (aka ironcross45, lithium_love) who managed an impressive 9:7 kill to injure ratio which included a headshot delivered through a window. Chris was an avid internet user who posted regularly on r9gay, marking the end of his existence with a "watch the news" thread and the legacy of an OP that delivered.
His skillful marksmanship is attributed to being an avid gamer as early reports indicate he was involved in #Gamergate as well as r/atheism. Chris is reported by witnesses to have had students stand up and declare whether or not they were Christian. If no they took a arrow to the knee, if yes they took a bullet to the head. /r9k/ was thrilled with Mercer's use of dried up memes in his killing spree, but those feelings were quickly drowned out by tfw no gf.
Background
Chris identifies as a proud leprechaun and supporter of the IRA. Like every other school shooter ever, he was a fan of industrial music and science fiction. He was also a midget standing in at 5' 9'' and at the age of 26 has never had a girlfriend in his life. Fan of video games and hater of women, Chris was involved in the harassment of female gamers and would routinely send threats at the behest of Gamergate. Chris was also a nazi enthusiast, having paid over $200 for a replica SS Officer cap to wear while posting on 4chan.
Harper-Mercer was diagnosed with high-functioning autism due to being a Minecraft player. In addition to murdering nine students at his school, he was also the production assistant of the Centerstage Theatre at UCC, an organization which removed its entire facebook page to hide their association.
Graded Score
| Graded score | |
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| Kills: | 9/20 |
| Accuracy: | 20/20 56% kill rate (professional) |
| Style: | 10/20 "Do you believe in God" copycat. |
| Butthurt: | 15/20 No clear motive. |
| Bonus: | 18/20 OP that delivers. |
| Total score: 72/100 (C) | |
Quotes
—Kortney Moore, witness and most likely niggress based on how she spells Courtney | ||
Videos
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Gallery
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First released picture. -
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Dating profile. -
If only he had worn it to the shooting. -
Looking for a penpal?
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Last known selfie. -
tfw no gf -
Looking for a production assistant?
See Also
External Links
Chris Harper-Mercer - Facebook account, now deleted.
Chris Harper-Mercer - Email address [email protected] links to this facebook sock.
Chris Harper-Mercer - Friend of Tom.
- Dox
- Official blog where Chris talks about other school shooters.
- Photobucket Chris Harper-Mercer loved his Minecraft.
- Archived /r9k/ watch the news thread.
| Featured article October 3 & 4, 2015 | ||
| Preceded by Ted Cruz |
Chris Harper-Mercer | Succeeded by TBD |