Chris Harper-Mercer

Chris Harper-Mercer
Nationality:	Americunt
Birth:	Britfag
Highscore	Killed 9, injured 7
Top 25?	Nope.
Style	Single player
An Hero?	Killed by police

Umpqua Community College in middle-of-nowhere Oregon was shot up on the morning of October 1st 2015 by Chris Harper-Mercer (aka ironcross45, lithium_love) who managed an impressive 9:7 kill to injure ratio which included a headshot delivered through a window. Chris was an avid internet user who posted regularly on r9gay, marking the end of his existence with a "watch the news" thread and the legacy of an OP that delivered.

His skillful marksmanship is attributed to being a dedicated gamer and early reports indicate he was involved in #Gamergate as well as r/atheism. All of his victims were women. Chris is reported by witnesses to have had students stand up and declare whether or not they were Christian. If no they took a arrow to the knee, if yes they took a bullet to the head. /r9k/ was thrilled with Mercer's use of dried up memes in his killing spree, but those feelings were quickly drowned out by tfw no gf.

Background

Chris identifies as a proud leprechaun and supporter of the IRA. Like every other school shooter ever, he was a fan of industrial music such as Nine Inch Nails and science fiction. He was also a manlet standing in at 5' 9'' and at the age of 26 has never had a girlfriend in his life. Fan of video games and hater of women, Chris was involved in the harassment of female gamers and would routinely send threats at the behest of Gamergate. Chris was also a nazi enthusiast, having paid over $200 for a replica SS Officer cap to wear while posting on 4chan.

Harper-Mercer was diagnosed with high-functioning autism due to being a Minecraft player. In addition to murdering nine students at his school, he was also the production assistant of the Centerstage Theatre at UCC, an organization which removed its entire facebook page to hide their association.

Politically, Chris was a Cuckservative and strongly opposed both alcohol and drugs, which makes this yet another white wing domestic terrorist attack. His race is listed as "mixed" making him half-white/half-subhuman.

Shooting

After making his final post bidding farewell to his fellow loveless robots, Chris packed three handguns and a rifle and stormed his college science lab. His first shot was to the head of the teacher, through a window, letting everyone know he meant business. Chris then entered the classroom and told a few of the females to stand up and announce whether or not they were Christians. The ones who said they were Christians got shot in the face, the ones who were not were spared with a shot to the leg. He then proceeded to a second classroom and asked the question again, killing off a few more God fearing female gamers.

Chris could have won a 100% accuracy achievement but instead sacrificed it for ill-fated style points by posing the God question, poorly thought out since both the Columbine Shooters and Jeff Weise did the same thing, ultimately hurting his final score. His spree culminated with a shoot-out against the police that ended before it even began.

Umpqua Community College 911 Calls

Graded Score

Graded score
Kills:	9/20
Accuracy:	20/20 56% kill rate (professional)
Style:	10/20 "Do you believe in God" copycat.
Butthurt:	15/20 No clear motive.
Bonus:	20/20 OP that delivers.
Total score: 74/100 (C)

Congratulations on your mediocrity.

Quotes

	“	The shooter was asking people to stand up and state their religion and then started firing away.	„
	—Kortney Moore, witness and most likely niggress based on how she spells Courtney

Videos

This video sums up everything. Old Media falls for 4chan Trolling like columbine & jeff weise More news footage. Previous Video | Next Video

Gallery

Gallery About missing Pics

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  First released picture.
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  Dating profile.
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  If only he had worn it to the shooting.
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  Looking for a penpal?

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  Last known selfie.
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  tfw no gf
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  Looking for a production assistant?
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  /pol/ is on the case.
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See Also

• School Shooting
• r9gay
• OP
• Ireland
• 卐
• Gamergate
• Elliot Rodger
• Cho Seung Hui
• Columbine
• Nods Respectfully Toward You - Long lost twin?

External Links

 Chris Harper-Mercer - Facebook account, now deleted.
 Chris Harper-Mercer - Email address [email protected] links to this facebook sock.
Chris Harper-Mercer - Friend of Tom.

• Dox
  
• Mashable profile
• Official blog where Chris talks about other school shooters.
• Photobucket Chris Harper-Mercer loved his Minecraft.
• Archived /r9k/ watch the news thread.
• [1] Born a Britfag.

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