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[[File:NiggerdileTears.jpg|thumb|We have a whole fucking gallery of this murdering [[negress]] [[BAWWWWW]]ing her eyes out. [[Srsly]].]]
[[File:NiggerdileTears.jpg|thumb|We have a whole fucking gallery of this murdering [[negress]] [[BAWWWWW]]ing her eyes out. [[Srsly]].]]
[[File:LindaChocolate.jpg|thumb|[[Cool story, bro|Cool story, negress.]]]]


'''Linda Anita Carty''' is a {{Age|1958|10|5}}-year-old [[grandmother]], [[Zaiger|drug dealer]] and [[snitch]] from the [[Shaneequa]]-infested island of ''St. Kitts'' who has been on [[death row]] in the great state of [[Texas]] since [[2002]] despite the fact that she [[DINDU NUFFIN]] and is [[Sarcasm|totally innocent]]. It was merely a coincidence that Carty had been faking [[pregnancy]] in an attempt to [[Sucker|win back her estranged husband]] when her next-door neighbor, '''Joana Rodriguez''', was brutally [[murdered]] in order to [[kidnap]] her 4-day-old son.
'''Linda Anita Carty''' is a {{Age|1958|10|5}}-year-old [[Zaiger|drug dealer]], [[Black people|car thief]], [[Liar|pathological liar]], [[snitch]] and [[batshit insane]] [[psychopath]] who was born on the [[Shaneequa]]-infested island of ''St. Kitts'' in 1958 and [[Illegal immigrant|immigrated]] to the [[Jewnited States]] of [[Texas]] in 1982 after she bring much shame to famiry by getting [[Pregnant|knocked up]] out of wedlock. In 1988, Linda got knocked up yet again in a [[Houston]] car park and gave the child up for [[Abortion|adoption]] after realizing that it had completely destroyed her [[vagina]] on the way out. In 1992, Linda was arrested for [[Poser|posing]] as an [[FBI]] agent and driving a stolen vehicle – an event that led to her becoming a [[Snitch|police informant]] in an attempt to save her own arse from experiencing the joy of [[violent]] [[lesbian]] [[prison rape]].


After being sentenced to death, Linda decided to begin [[lying]] about the circumstances of her trial and conviction to anyone [[dumb]] enough to listen. Linda also began attempting to use the fact that she is ''technically'' a [[British]] citizen to gain the support of a [[batshit insane]] UK-based anti-death penalty organization called '''Reprieve'''.
By 2001, Linda was 3 years into a relationship with a [[Mexican]] named '''Jose Corona''' that was quickly falling apart due to Linda's habit of being a [[psycho]] [[cunt]]. In a desperate attempt to win back Jose's heart (i.e. [[Wimmin|force him to stay with her]]), Linda began faking [[pregnancy]] and spending Jose's [[He does it for free|hard-earned money]] to buy tons of [[Plastic crap|crap for a baby]] that [[Imaginary Girlfriend|didn't actually exist]]. In an attempt to keep up her [[Fake News|charade]], Linda repeatedly followed up her fake pregnancies with fake [[Loss.jpg|miscarriages]].
 
In May of [[2001]], Linda began to realize that Jose was sick of her shit and, in a desperate last-ditch effort to get him back, she hired an elite platoon of [[Weed|ganja]]-craving [[Gangsta|ghetto mercs]] to kidnap her neighbor, 25-year-old '''Joana Rodriguez''', so she could steal her [[A Serbian Film|newborn]] son and pass him off as her own. This, of course, ended with Linda [[Murder|brutally smothering Rodriguez to death with a garbage bag]] in the truck of her daughter's car and nearly killing the newborn through her own [[retard]]ation.
 
After being sentenced to death, Linda decided to begin [[lying]] about the circumstances of her conviction and [[Kesha|lying about being a rape victim]] to anyone who was [[dumb]] enough to actually listen to her. Linda also began attempting to use the fact that she is ''technically'' a [[British]] citizen to gain the support of a [[batshit insane]] UK-based anti-death penalty organization called '''Reprieve'''.




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[[File:JoanaRodriguez.jpg|thumb|Joana Rodriguez, just another [[dead]] [[Mexican]].]]
[[File:JoanaRodriguez.jpg|thumb|Joana Rodriguez, just another [[dead]] [[Mexican]].]]
[[File:ChristopherRobinson.jpg|thumb|220px|Christopher Robinson, certified [[pussy]].]]


On May 16, [[2001]], Linda Carty convinced three young [[Nigga|thugs]] named '''Christopher Anthony Robinson''', '''Carliss Ray Williams, Jr.''' and '''Gerald Jerome Anderson''' to help her commit a home invasion [[robbery]] at her next door neighbours' home by telling the terrible trio that the apartment was owned by [[Zaiger|drug dealers]] and contained at least [[Girlvinyl|900 pounds]] of [[weed]]. In reality, the apartment contained [[Boring|no weed]] and was actually occupied by a totally innocent [[spic]] couple and their newborn son.
On May 16, [[2001]], Linda Carty convinced three young [[Nigga|thugs]] named '''Christopher Anthony Robinson''', '''Carliss Ray Williams, Jr.''' and '''Gerald Jerome Anderson''' to help her commit a home invasion [[robbery]] at her next door neighbours' home by telling the terrible trio that the apartment was owned by [[Zaiger|drug dealers]] and contained at least [[Girlvinyl|900 pounds]] of [[weed]]. In reality, the apartment contained [[Boring|no weed]] and was actually occupied by a totally innocent [[spic]] couple and their newborn son.
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{{quote|I hate to say that man's name. I wouldn't be here if I had better counsel.|Linda Carty, blaming her lawyer for not getting her off {{archive|MI8te}}}}
{{quote|I hate to say that man's name. I wouldn't be here if I had better counsel.|Linda Carty, blaming her lawyer for not [[Cunnilingus|getting her off]] {{archive|MI8te}}}}


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== Witness Tampering ==
[[File:ChristopherRobinson.jpg|thumb|220px|Christopher Robinson, certified [[pussy]].]]
In [[2014]], Linda Carty somehow managed to intimidate Chris Robinson to the point that he [[Lie|perjured himself]] by signing a statement that implied that she [[DINDU NUFFIN]] and was convicted because of made up prosecutorial misconduct. Obviously, Robinson was lying since he was caught on tape [[Masturbation|fingering]] Carty immediately after he was arrested back in [[2002]].
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** {{archive|OJ86F|Witnesses Against a British Grandmother on Death Row Say Texas Prosecutors Blackmailed Them Into Testimony}} - VICE joins the party.
** {{archive|OJ86F|Witnesses Against a British Grandmother on Death Row Say Texas Prosecutors Blackmailed Them Into Testimony}} - VICE joins the party.
* {{archive|f92zA|DEA agent, former eyewitness allege prosecutorial misconduct in Linda Carty murder case}} - Her DEA handler/lover doesn't want people to know that his informant was a psychopath.
* {{archive|f92zA|DEA agent, former eyewitness allege prosecutorial misconduct in Linda Carty murder case}} - Her DEA handler/lover doesn't want people to know that his informant was a psychopath.
* {{archive|FL1yq|British grandmother on death row in Texas claims she has new evidence that proves she did not murder her neighbor in a bid to steal her daughter}}




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Latest revision as of 22:49, 31 July 2024

We have a whole fucking gallery of this murdering negress BAWWWWWing her eyes out. Srsly.
Cool story, negress.

Linda Anita Carty is a 66-year-old drug dealer, car thief, pathological liar, snitch and batshit insane psychopath who was born on the Shaneequa-infested island of St. Kitts in 1958 and immigrated to the Jewnited States of Texas in 1982 after she bring much shame to famiry by getting knocked up out of wedlock. In 1988, Linda got knocked up yet again in a Houston car park and gave the child up for adoption after realizing that it had completely destroyed her vagina on the way out. In 1992, Linda was arrested for posing as an FBI agent and driving a stolen vehicle – an event that led to her becoming a police informant in an attempt to save her own arse from experiencing the joy of violent lesbian prison rape.

By 2001, Linda was 3 years into a relationship with a Mexican named Jose Corona that was quickly falling apart due to Linda's habit of being a psycho cunt. In a desperate attempt to win back Jose's heart (i.e. force him to stay with her), Linda began faking pregnancy and spending Jose's hard-earned money to buy tons of crap for a baby that didn't actually exist. In an attempt to keep up her charade, Linda repeatedly followed up her fake pregnancies with fake miscarriages.

In May of 2001, Linda began to realize that Jose was sick of her shit and, in a desperate last-ditch effort to get him back, she hired an elite platoon of ganja-craving ghetto mercs to kidnap her neighbor, 25-year-old Joana Rodriguez, so she could steal her newborn son and pass him off as her own. This, of course, ended with Linda brutally smothering Rodriguez to death with a garbage bag in the truck of her daughter's car and nearly killing the newborn through her own retardation.

After being sentenced to death, Linda decided to begin lying about the circumstances of her conviction and lying about being a rape victim to anyone who was dumb enough to actually listen to her. Linda also began attempting to use the fact that she is technically a British citizen to gain the support of a batshit insane UK-based anti-death penalty organization called Reprieve.


Murder She Dindu

Joana Rodriguez, just another dead Mexican.

On May 16, 2001, Linda Carty convinced three young thugs named Christopher Anthony Robinson, Carliss Ray Williams, Jr. and Gerald Jerome Anderson to help her commit a home invasion robbery at her next door neighbours' home by telling the terrible trio that the apartment was owned by drug dealers and contained at least 900 pounds of weed. In reality, the apartment contained no weed and was actually occupied by a totally innocent spic couple and their newborn son.



   
 
I'll cut the baby out of the bitch.
 

 
 

—Linda "Dindu Nuffin" Carty


   
 
I hate to say that man's name. I wouldn't be here if I had better counsel.
 

 
 

—Linda Carty, blaming her lawyer for not getting her off (archive)

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Witness Tampering

Christopher Robinson, certified pussy.

In 2014, Linda Carty somehow managed to intimidate Chris Robinson to the point that he perjured himself by signing a statement that implied that she DINDU NUFFIN and was convicted because of made up prosecutorial misconduct. Obviously, Robinson was lying since he was caught on tape fingering Carty immediately after he was arrested back in 2002.



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