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{{Achtung|HIS NIGGER WIFE DIVORCED HIM BECAUSE HE'S INSUFFERABLE!!!}} | |||
{{spoiler|THENEEDLEROP IS NOW A VERIFIABLE SOURCE ON [[Shit no one cares about|WIKIPEDIA]]}} | {{spoiler|THENEEDLEROP IS NOW A VERIFIABLE SOURCE ON [[Shit no one cares about|WIKIPEDIA]]}} | ||
[[File:Anthony Fantano.png|frame|center|She better answer [[Neutral Milk Hotel|correctly]], or there will be [[rape|consequences]]]] | [[File:Anthony Fantano.png|frame|center|She better answer [[Neutral Milk Hotel|correctly]], or there will be [[rape|consequences]]]] | ||
[[File: | [[File:internetsgayestmusicnerd.png|250px|thumb|right|This'll show those [[nazis]]]] | ||
{{ | [[File:Dmtofantano.png|thumb|[[Drake]]'s DM to Fantano after a light 1 review score.]] | ||
{{yt|cu|theneedledrop|theneedledrop}} -- or [[Powerword|Anthony Fantano]], as he is known to the nurses at the assisted-care facility -- is the self-proclaimed "busiest music [[AVGN|nerd]] on the internet" and the epitome of a know-it-all [[hipster]] [[libtard]], listening to bands you've probably never heard of, whilst he oozes [[unwarranted self importance]]. Although he claims to be "busy" it turns the very definition of the word on its head, as most [[NORPS|human beings]] tend to use the word in relation to [[job|gainful employment]], the crafting of artwork to last the ages, or an active social life -- none of which factor into Fantano's [[no life|life]]. In truth, he's just another talentless [[hipster]] faggot with a webcam. Fantano spends his life listening to music because otherwise he'd have no reason to continue drawing breath, using other's artistic endevours and creations to shape a personality for himself means his true form is a [[forever alone|blank hollow shell]]. | |||
His videos drag on and on for [[TL;DW|far too long]], and he pathetically attempts to lesson the mind-numbing boredom by splicing in the occasional colorful subliminal image of his tiny [[cawk]], or attempting some teeth-grindingley [[unfunny]] comedy, usually through the channel of his abhorrent [[sockpuppet]] "Cal Chuchesta". Of course none of this spices up the dull throb of watching what is effectively an egg with glasses talk about his views on the new direction of "Morning fart"s' craptacular new debut or some [[shit]]. Despite this, he's miraculously managed to amass an army of PBT sipping mouth-breathers to worship every spit bubble that pops from his gaping mouth, shamelessly parroting his shitty opinions concerning the state of modern music. | His videos drag on and on for [[TL;DW|far too long]], and he pathetically attempts to lesson the mind-numbing boredom by splicing in the occasional colorful subliminal image of his tiny [[cawk]], or attempting some teeth-grindingley [[unfunny]] comedy, usually through the channel of his abhorrent [[sockpuppet]] "Cal Chuchesta". Of course none of this spices up the dull throb of watching what is effectively an egg with glasses talk about his views on the new direction of "Morning fart"s' craptacular new debut or some [[shit]]. Despite this, he's miraculously managed to amass an army of PBT sipping mouth-breathers to worship every spit bubble that pops from his gaping mouth, shamelessly parroting his shitty opinions concerning the state of modern music. | ||
== | == /[[Mu/]] Saga == | ||
[[File:Anthony Fantano king of mu.gif|thumb|right|Now if he can just find the lube...]] | [[File:Anthony Fantano king of mu.gif|thumb|right|Now if he can just find the lube...]] | ||
[[File:Faggoty Fantano.jpg|thumb|right|He's a little bit of a [[faggot]].]] | [[File:Faggoty Fantano.jpg|thumb|right|He's a little bit of a [[faggot]].]] | ||
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Fantano has been crowned [[Basement_dweller|"The King of /mu/"]]. He has gotten a lot of attention on Youtube for his shitty music review videos because he caters to the average [[Indie|INDEH]] hipster fans for whom [[Pitchfork_Media|Pitchfork.com]] is too mainstream. His fans parrot Anthony blindly on any opinion that dribbles out past his New Yawk accent. If he rates an album lower than a 6, people will say that they ''also'' hated said album and will mock anyone who likes it as a [[Loser|plebe]]. | Fantano has been crowned [[Basement_dweller|"The King of /mu/"]]. He has gotten a lot of attention on Youtube for his shitty music review videos because he caters to the average [[Indie|INDEH]] hipster fans for whom [[Pitchfork_Media|Pitchfork.com]] is too mainstream. His fans parrot Anthony blindly on any opinion that dribbles out past his New Yawk accent. If he rates an album lower than a 6, people will say that they ''also'' hated said album and will mock anyone who likes it as a [[Loser|plebe]]. | ||
A typical Fantano thread on /mu/ will begin with something like, ''I want Anthony Fantano to fist my ass because he scored an album i like favorably, he is wise and stern and let's burn down a Tower Records!11!!11'' | <s>A typical Fantano thread on /mu/ will begin with something like, ''I want Anthony Fantano to fist my ass because he scored an album i like favorably, he is wise and stern and let's burn down a Tower Records!11!!11''</s> Turns out he pandered to /[[mu/]] for [[jewgold|clout]] and now thinks the hacker known as [[4chan]] is an evil [[alt-right]] website [[LOL]]. | ||
== The Internet's Lamest Music Nerd == | == The Internet's Lamest Music Nerd == | ||
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*Fantano's alter ego is Cal Chuchesta, [[Mario|an Italian man with a mustache]]. [[Cosplay|Cosplaying]] as a mentally challenged immigrant is Fantano's pathetic attempt at [[Unrealistic expectations|making himself look better]]. | *Fantano's alter ego is Cal Chuchesta, [[Mario|an Italian man with a mustache]]. [[Cosplay|Cosplaying]] as a mentally challenged immigrant is Fantano's pathetic attempt at [[Unrealistic expectations|making himself look better]]. | ||
*His nasal accent can cut glass, and at higher registers produces hairline cracks in | *His nasal accent can cut glass, and at higher registers produces hairline cracks in adamantium. | ||
*He is a proud [[Vegetarian|vegan]] which means he only eats [[penis|the other white meat]]. | *He is a proud [[Vegetarian|vegan]] which means he only eats [[penis|the other white meat]]. | ||
*He used to have hair, but he shaved it off in an attempt to get some sexytime hours clocked in. Didn't work. | *He used to have hair, but he shaved it off in an attempt to get some sexytime hours clocked in. Didn't work. | ||
*He dates and fucks an equally "twee" [[slut]] who he flaunts regularly, despite the fact that she looks like a diseased hamster. This coupling will undoubtedly result in a flock of tiny despicable bratty uber- | *He dates and presumably fucks an equally "twee" [[slut]] who he flaunts regularly, despite the fact that she looks like a diseased hamster. This coupling will undoubtedly result in a flock of tiny, despicable, bratty, uber-hipsterlings that won't appreciate any music unless it's so underground it hasn't been heard by anyone in the known universe and been filtered directly into their ears through John Lennon's cold dead buttocks. | ||
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==[[J. Cole|Intro To The Fall Off]]== | |||
{{Quote|He falling off...Gravity|Christ Dillinger on Fantano}} | |||
In his time grifting to the [[mu/|/mu/]] board he was loved among the users, and regularly engaged in edgy shitpostings, even interviewing [[Sam Hyde]] at one point. But after an <s>article</s> hit piece was written on him by a publication group called the Fadar calling him a [[Nazi]] among other buzzwords, Fantano saw the potential lost in revenue [[shekels]], so he made a video on the article saying how they were lying and throwing Sam Hyde under the bus. The arc of Fantano being an outwardly annoying [[liberal|lefitst]] started to take place, with him distancing himself from [[mu/|/mu/]], and collaborating with retards like [[Hasan Piker]], and just generally just becoming a [[BreadTube]]r. Sam Hyde then made a rap diss towards him which was epic. | |||
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|<youtube>HMoaEPP6-_A</youtube> <br> I kill Fantano right hand on the Bible}} | |||
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This new found lefty reawaking also came with the downside of being careful about any artist he listened to, in case they had politics he disagreed with. When [[Kanye West]] became [[Hitler]]'s right hand man and then released an album after, Fantano made a big deal out of not wanting to review the album because he doesn't want to platform [[Nazi]]s or some shit. | |||
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==ϟCHØØL ϟHØØTΣR V. Melon== | |||
Along side losing his edginess, he also lost his ability to laugh at shit. When [[incelcore]] musician [[Negative XP]], also known as "school shooter" started fucking with Fantano on [[Twitter]], saying how [[Truth|his fans are mindless retards who shouldn't be allowed to listen to music]], Fantano sperged out and called him a loser. Schooter would then use these tweets by Fantano and turn them into lyrics for his next song. | |||
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==The Many [[Fugly]] Faces of Fantano== | ==The Many [[Fugly]] Faces of Fantano== | ||
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Severe violent autistic outbursts. [[Some argue]] that Fantano has been using revenue from his channel and merch sales to purchase copious quantities of [[meth]] to smoke during long nights of [[buttsecks]] with Cal Chuchesta, hence this recent string of violent, screaming videos consistent with the behavior of tweaked out meth heads. | Severe violent autistic outbursts. [[Some argue]] that Fantano has been using revenue from his channel and merch sales to purchase copious quantities of [[meth]] to smoke during long nights of [[buttsecks]] with Cal Chuchesta, hence this recent string of violent, screaming videos consistent with the behavior of tweaked out meth heads. | ||
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|<youtube>5Xku8cijO9w</youtube> <br>He finally realizes that he is [[Ugly]] and tweens prefer to listen to Francis <br> for music reviews as opposed to some smug [[hipster]] tool. | |<youtube>5Xku8cijO9w</youtube> <br>He finally realizes that he is [[Ugly]] and tweens prefer to listen to Francis <br> for music reviews as opposed to some smug [[hipster]] tool. | ||
|<youtube>Mz7HQ6S1lKA</youtube> <br> Francis responds and goes for the gold.. | |<youtube>Mz7HQ6S1lKA</youtube> <br> Francis responds and goes for the gold.. | ||
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==Unrelated Videos== | |||
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|<youtube>aO0VgHp8CGY</youtube><br>His Q&A with [[mu/|/mu/]] | |||
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== Related articles == | == Related articles == | ||
*[[Mu/|/mu/]] | *[[Mu/|/mu/]] | ||
*[[Hipster]] | *[[Hipster]] | ||
*[[ | *[[Chris Harper Mercer]] | ||
*[[Indie]] | *[[Indie]] | ||
*[[ | *[[Death Grips]] | ||
*[[ | *[[Neutral Milk Hotel]] | ||
*[[OFWGKTA]] | |||
*[[Radiohead]] | |||
*[[Drake]] - Fantano was able to troll Drake | |||
*[[Watermelon|Melon]] | |||
== External links == | == External links == | ||
*{{Yt|@|theneedledrop}} | |||
*[http://theneedledrop.com/ Theneedledrop.com] | *[http://theneedledrop.com/ Theneedledrop.com] | ||
* | *{{twitter|theneedledrop|Anthony on Twitter}} | ||
*[http://www.facebook.com/pages/The-Needle-Drop/152124549777 Fantano's facebook] | *[http://www.facebook.com/pages/The-Needle-Drop/152124549777 Fantano's facebook] | ||
*[http://www.last.fm/user/theneedledrop Fantano's Last FM] | *[http://www.last.fm/user/theneedledrop Fantano's Last FM] | ||
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theneedledrop -- or Anthony Fantano, as he is known to the nurses at the assisted-care facility -- is the self-proclaimed "busiest music nerd on the internet" and the epitome of a know-it-all hipster libtard, listening to bands you've probably never heard of, whilst he oozes unwarranted self importance. Although he claims to be "busy" it turns the very definition of the word on its head, as most human beings tend to use the word in relation to gainful employment, the crafting of artwork to last the ages, or an active social life -- none of which factor into Fantano's life. In truth, he's just another talentless hipster faggot with a webcam. Fantano spends his life listening to music because otherwise he'd have no reason to continue drawing breath, using other's artistic endevours and creations to shape a personality for himself means his true form is a blank hollow shell.
His videos drag on and on for far too long, and he pathetically attempts to lesson the mind-numbing boredom by splicing in the occasional colorful subliminal image of his tiny cawk, or attempting some teeth-grindingley unfunny comedy, usually through the channel of his abhorrent sockpuppet "Cal Chuchesta". Of course none of this spices up the dull throb of watching what is effectively an egg with glasses talk about his views on the new direction of "Morning fart"s' craptacular new debut or some shit. Despite this, he's miraculously managed to amass an army of PBT sipping mouth-breathers to worship every spit bubble that pops from his gaping mouth, shamelessly parroting his shitty opinions concerning the state of modern music.
/Mu/ Saga
Fantano has been crowned "The King of /mu/". He has gotten a lot of attention on Youtube for his shitty music review videos because he caters to the average INDEH hipster fans for whom Pitchfork.com is too mainstream. His fans parrot Anthony blindly on any opinion that dribbles out past his New Yawk accent. If he rates an album lower than a 6, people will say that they also hated said album and will mock anyone who likes it as a plebe.
A typical Fantano thread on /mu/ will begin with something like, I want Anthony Fantano to fist my ass because he scored an album i like favorably, he is wise and stern and let's burn down a Tower Records!11!!11 Turns out he pandered to /mu/ for clout and now thinks the hacker known as 4chan is an evil alt-right website LOL.
The Internet's Lamest Music Nerd
Here are a few things that you may or may not wish to know about Anthony. Keep in mind that if you didn't already know his life story by now, then you are a faggot piece of shit who doesn't care about Real Music.
- Fantano's alter ego is Cal Chuchesta, an Italian man with a mustache. Cosplaying as a mentally challenged immigrant is Fantano's pathetic attempt at making himself look better.
- His nasal accent can cut glass, and at higher registers produces hairline cracks in adamantium.
- He is a proud vegan which means he only eats the other white meat.
- He used to have hair, but he shaved it off in an attempt to get some sexytime hours clocked in. Didn't work.
- He dates and presumably fucks an equally "twee" slut who he flaunts regularly, despite the fact that she looks like a diseased hamster. This coupling will undoubtedly result in a flock of tiny, despicable, bratty, uber-hipsterlings that won't appreciate any music unless it's so underground it hasn't been heard by anyone in the known universe and been filtered directly into their ears through John Lennon's cold dead buttocks.
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—Christ Dillinger on Fantano | ||
In his time grifting to the /mu/ board he was loved among the users, and regularly engaged in edgy shitpostings, even interviewing Sam Hyde at one point. But after an article hit piece was written on him by a publication group called the Fadar calling him a Nazi among other buzzwords, Fantano saw the potential lost in revenue shekels, so he made a video on the article saying how they were lying and throwing Sam Hyde under the bus. The arc of Fantano being an outwardly annoying lefitst started to take place, with him distancing himself from /mu/, and collaborating with retards like Hasan Piker, and just generally just becoming a BreadTuber. Sam Hyde then made a rap diss towards him which was epic.
Previous Video | Next Video |
This new found lefty reawaking also came with the downside of being careful about any artist he listened to, in case they had politics he disagreed with. When Kanye West became Hitler's right hand man and then released an album after, Fantano made a big deal out of not wanting to review the album because he doesn't want to platform Nazis or some shit.
Previous Video | Next Video |
ϟCHØØL ϟHØØTΣR V. Melon
Along side losing his edginess, he also lost his ability to laugh at shit. When incelcore musician Negative XP, also known as "school shooter" started fucking with Fantano on Twitter, saying how his fans are mindless retards who shouldn't be allowed to listen to music, Fantano sperged out and called him a loser. Schooter would then use these tweets by Fantano and turn them into lyrics for his next song.
Previous Video | Next Video |
The Many Fugly Faces of Fantano
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The insanity of the internet's busiest music nerd
Severe violent autistic outbursts. Some argue that Fantano has been using revenue from his channel and merch sales to purchase copious quantities of meth to smoke during long nights of buttsecks with Cal Chuchesta, hence this recent string of violent, screaming videos consistent with the behavior of tweaked out meth heads.
Unrelated Videos
His Q&A with /mu/ Previous Video | Next Video |
Related articles
- /mu/
- Hipster
- Chris Harper Mercer
- Indie
- Death Grips
- Neutral Milk Hotel
- OFWGKTA
- Radiohead
- Drake - Fantano was able to troll Drake
- Melon
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