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==See also==
==See also==
*[[Luka Magnotta]] - sal's idol who he tried to replicate by [[Animal abuse|killing cats]].
*[[Audrey Hale]] - Another tranny from [[Tennessee]] who didn't even try to beat Salvador's record.
*[[Audrey Hale]] - Another tranny from [[Tennessee]] who didn't even try to beat Salvador's record.
*[[Adam Lanza]]
*[[Adam Lanza]]
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*[[Generation Z]] - Picked up right where American Millennials left off as the school shooting generation.
*[[Generation Z]] - Picked up right where American Millennials left off as the school shooting generation.
*[[Gun control]]
*[[Gun control]]
*[[Luka Magnotta]] - Sal's idol, who he tried to replicate by [[Animal abuse|killing cats]].
*[[Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School gun control activists]] - Whose leader Hogg is like a kid on Christmas morning after these shootings.
*[[Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School gun control activists]] - Whose leader Hogg is like a kid on Christmas morning after these shootings.
*[[Mass Shooting|Mass shooting]]
*[[Mass Shooting|Mass shooting]]
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Latest revision as of 21:35, 7 August 2024

HISTORIC FIRST TRANS LATINX SCHOOL SHOOTER! lol nope
Conspiracy Alert
The subject of this article is the victim of a massive conspiracy by the Social Mafia. You should trust noone and come to your own conclusions after careful consideration of the facts.

Anyone up for a round of the crying game?

Salvador Ramos is actually a tranny.

     Enjoy your cock!   8====D (_(__)


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WARNING:

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Do not mix!


Adam Tranza
Born May 16, 2004
Died May 24, 2022 (aged 18)
Nationality: Transgender Beaner   
Highscore 21 dead (19 being lolis), 18 injured
Top 50? 28th
Style Loli hunting
An Hero? No, killed by cops


Salvador Rolando Ramos, a.k.a. Adam Tranza, was an 18-year-old tranny from North Dakota, but has since later moved to Texas, who tried to beat the Sandy Hook record. After saving up at his Wendy's job for a year, he purchased his guns the day after his 18th birthday, and set his plan in motion only one week later. He shot and FUBAR'd his nagging nanny just like Lanza, then went to a local school and opened fire on a bunch of kids, creating a lulzfest in the school. He unfortunately only got up to nineteen confirmed kills on the lolis before the cops got to him and put him down. Ironically, despite being such a pussy, he will never have one and never get any.

The shooting elicited much BAWWWWWing and the usual banal indignation from leftists, with geriatric Pedo Joe even skipping his warm milk and 8:00 p.m. bedtime to give a prime time speech railing about the gun industry, and as for the cherry on top the building where it all happened is gonna be demolished. As with every 21st century school shooting in the United States, expect two weeks of polemic about the NRA, a loud cacophony about gun control from activists on both sides and ultimately, as always, nothing of significance happening at the federal level.

What the fuck happened?


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Salvador had a crush on some random e-girl and transitioned in hopes of attracting lesbians. Unfortunately for him, he couldn’t pass and was a full-grown beaner, making him repulsive to everyone. Failing his love quest, he DM’d the chick on Instagram bragging about his guns, then mortally wounded his granny. Eventually walking to the gringo border patrol for baby formula when the federales jumped xis ass. Running to safety at a nearby school, our brown hero was ambushed by nineteen Spic kids looking for work. Upset he had no roofing/landscaping jobs, Ramos was forced to defend himself from certain death.

Troonout

The troon first shot his granny for being too old and no longer feminine and dried up in the face. Salvador then drove to the school and was able to easily break in. Hoping for a new world record, he opened fire on every loli he could see. Unfortunately, he could only get nineteen and two wagies until the Border Patrol showed up and ended his killstreak. Being a beaner, he probably rushed the cops thinking he could pierce through their steel shields with his 5.56mm ammo. He later died, and the trans community will now be mourning forever.

Why did it happen?

Salvador was groomed like Payton Gendron on discord by FBI-sponsored tranny recruitment groups. Being an incel thinking transitioning will get a boyfriend-free girl to fuck him, he obliged and got GROOMED.

The tranny groups sent him thousands of dollars for “hormone therapy” in hope of him “transitioning,” at the cost of him buying rifles to later use in “missions.” He then acquired some expensive high-capacity rifles and firearms, which the trannies supplied by gibs. Being in Texas, this was easy for him. They then decided to activate him on this day because two mass shootings in a month is pretty good for chimpouts to start happening again.

Latinx Lolis and Shotas pwnd

This lulzfest took the lives of more than 10 children. Leading to the Official Pedobear Salute of Remembrance.
  • Nevaeh Alyssa Bravo, age 10.
  • Jacklyn Jaylen Cazares, age 9.
  • Makenna Lee Elrod, age 10.
  • Jose Manuel Flores Jr, age 10.
  • Eliahna Amyah Garcia, age 9.
  • Uziyah Sergio Garcia, age 10.
  • Amerie Jo Garza, age 10.
  • Xavier James Lopez, age 10.
  • Jayce Carmelo Luevanos, age 10.
  • Tess Marie Mata, age 10.
  • Maranda Gail Mathis, age 11.
  • Alithia Haven Ramirez, age 10.
  • Annabell Guadalupe Rodriguez, age 10.
  • Maite Yuleana Rodriguez, age 10.
  • Alexandria Aniyah Rubio, age 11.
  • Layla Marie Salazar, age 11.
  • Jailah Nicole Silguer, age 10
  • Eliahna Cruz Torres, age 10
  • Rogelio Fernandez Torres, age 10
  • Irma Linda Garcia, age 48
  • Eva Mireles, age 44

Loadout

Class Setup
Item Accessories/Bonus
  • Primary: DDM4 V7

AR-15

  • Secondary: Glock
  • Close range weapon. Easy for spergs to use. Works good against small people. 21~35 Damage.
  • Perk 1: Loli chaser
  • This perk is obtained by acquiring at least 1 Terabyte of 2000 year old waifus. All of the semen excreted to them will now be at your feet, giving you a movement speed buff. (+10 Stamina) (+10 Agility) (+30% Movement Speed)
  • Perk 2: Hormone pills

Graded Score

Graded Score
Kill count: 22/20 (Suicide by cop)
Accuracy: 20/20 - Killed them all in a few hours. Headshotted granny first because she didn’t give him enough tacos for breakfast. High kill to injury ratio.
Style: 8/20 - Wore a tactical vest, full-black and had tons of mags. Did it over some random e-girl or something. Also a tranny.
Butthurt: 20/20 - Massive chimpouts on Twitter over “gun control” + They think he is white (lol)
Bonus: 15/20 - Doing a big shooting right a week after another big shooting is always lulzy as fuck, and is the first American shooter of the 2020s to gain more than 10 frags, a few minus points for being a tranny, though
Total Score: 85/100 (B)


Tranny Phantom strikes again!
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Wanted Level:

Federal Bureau of Investigation


Did he beat the high score?

Made it to Numba 9 on the US servers. Better than Gendron for sure, and a far-cry from ED's own AlGore, and is the first American shooter of the 2020s to get more then ten frags.

Gallery

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See also

External links

Accounts

- Vsco account, where he used a million filters to hide his grotesque muttface. Banned also because for whatever reason (((they))) want nobody seeing.

- Tiktok account, where he posted some Subway Surfers clips, cuz why not? Banned also. I hope you’re seeing the pattern now. Archive [1]


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