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''Not to be confused with [[dark web]]''
 
The '''deep web''' (also called the '''deepnet''', the '''invisible web''', the '''undernet''', or the '''hidden web''') is a [[not|top-secret]] part of the [[internet]] that is only accessible with a high level of [[autism]], and cannot be accessed with [[google|neurotypical engines]]. It's made up of a bunch of diverse web domains that cannot be perceptible to the eyes of most engines. Deep web sites can be accessed by standard intellectuality; through a direct URL or [[IP address]], but may require special neurodiverse motivation to obtain information in order to gain access. A lot of the stuff you'll find on the deep web is [[piracy]], [[porn]], [[drugs]], [[ads]], markets, user-directed [[snuff]] films, more [[ads]], [[forum]]s, some [[cp]], etc.


The Deep Web (also called the Deepnet, the Invisible Web, the Undernet or the hidden Web), is part of the internet that is not indexable by standard search engines (more evidence that [[Google]] is a shit and never shows us the cool sites), or sometimes only accessible to people who know the secret method of accessing it. It is estimated that the deep Web consists of about 7,500 terabytes (that's a lot of [[porn]]) and there are about 300,000 deep web sites on the net.
== Types of Deep Websites ==


== Types of deep web sites ==
There are 2 types of deep web sites
There are 2 types of deep web sites
*Watched by the [[FBI]]
*Watched by the [[FBI]].
*Not watched by the [[FBI]], therefore boooooring
*Not watched by the FBI, therefore boooooring.


== Contents of the deep web ==
==Content==
=== Disgusting illegal dirty [[porn]] that a mentally stable person should never want to see ===
===Porn===
** [[CP|childporn]]
** [[snuff|killporn]]
** rape porn
** necropedozoophileporn
** and so on...


=== Selling and buying of illegal stuff ===
*[[CP|Loli IRL]].
** Guns, war machines
*[[Snuff]] Films.
** [[Drugs]]
*[[Rape]] Videos.
** Tiger dick, Rhino horn, Bull sperm etc. (these are average [[asian]] foods btw)
*Revenge [[Porn]].
** [[Arab]] chicks
*[[Bestiality|Zoophilia]].
*[[Necrophilia]].


=== Blogs and sites of [[Basement-dweller|nolifes]] and random videos ===
===Buying and Selling Illegal Goods===
** [[Emo]] kid suicide videos
*[[Drugs]]
** [[Hacker]] IRC channels
*Tiger dick, Rhino horn, Bull sperm etc.
** Scriptkiddie forums
*[[Arab]] chicks.
** Virus info, virus downloads, virus tutorials
*[[Filipino]] chicks.
** Videos of US soldiers shitting on Afghan civilians, kicking their heads while they are on the ground, standing around them in a circle and peeing on them while saying that they are a terrorists, and then singing about American democracy, liberty,  equality and the respect of human rights
*[[Thai]] chicks


===Selling and buying of illegal and bizarre services ===
===Blogs, Sites owned by Basement Dwellers and Random Shit===
** Hit-men for hire
*[[Emo]] kid suicide videos.
** Anorexic Vietnamese bitches who will have kinky BDSM [[sex]] with you
*[[Hacker]] IRC channels.
** Travel agencies for illegal immigrants
*[[Script kiddie]] forums.
** [[Politicians]], judges for hire
*Virus info, virus downloads, virus tutorials.
*Videos of US soldiers shitting on Afghan civilians, kicking their heads in and pissing on them while they are on the ground, all whilst accusing them of being terrorists then singing about [[Irony|American democracy, liberty,  equality and the respect of human rights]].
{{clear}}


== Some famous deep websites ==
==Famous Deep Websites==
In this section ED would like to introduce you to some deep web sites and some dark surface web sites. Sounds [[boring|fun]] doesn't it?
In this section ED would like to introduce you to some deep web sites and some dark surface web sites. Sounds [[boring|fun]] doesn't it?


==== The Hidden Wiki ====
*[http://www.4chan.org 4chan]
The Hidden Wiki is quite similar to [[Wikipedia]], but not really, since Wikipedia is mostly for educational and intellectual purposes (read by [[Basement-dweller|nolifes]]), while the Hidden Wiki exists for more exciting purposes, for example, there is an article on the hidden wiki about how to kidnap someone, and there are also external links there linking to websites such as a hitman's site, where you can hire an actual hitman - whom you can also pay online via [[PayPal]]: Thank [[dildos|modern technology]] for making our lives easier. To access it you need to use [https://www.torproject.org TOR], not THOR from the avengers, but a program made by [[pedophiles]] for [[pedophiles]] that changes and hides your IP address. This is quite useful since the [[FBI]] is monitoring the hidden wiki, and hunts down everyone who connects it (except their own horny agents).
*[http://www.bestgore.com Bestgore]
 
*[http://www.punishtube.com Punishtube]
==== [[Silk Road]] ====
*[http://www.2girls1finger.org Two girls one finger]
The Silk Road is like Ebay, except that it is not run by [[Jews]] and it has a better design. It is probably run by some [[Sand niggers|Arab guys]] who are bored as fuck because they have so much money that they couldn't spend it all even if they burned $1000 every time a [[monkey|politician]] lies, so they created this page to have some excitement in their pointless lives. It seems like you can't buy tiger [[dick|dicks]] or even rhino sperm here (so it's basically useless), resulting from the fact that [[Asians]] don't really use this site.
*[http://2girls1cup.nl Two girls one cup]
 
{{quote|I am in need of a passport to either the USA or Canada of good quality, price doesn't matter, ASAP}}
<center>{{frame|{{fv|mikeselmovids|background-color: #FFFFFF;|font-weight: bold;
|<center><youtube>ePEEXAtRXQc</youtube></center>'''A Jackass Giving people a Tour on the Latest Version of the Silk Road. Thank him (or not, There are a few other Jackasses like him who made a video about this website.)'''
}}|border=#FFFFFF|background=#FFFFFF}}</center>
 
Posts like this are common and often answered, therefore it is likely that there are many [[gypsies]] viewing it, who would like to go to America, because they have a misconception that every [[European|uneducated person]] is welcome there and can earn good money.


== Legal sites ==
==Gallery==
This is a list of some websites that a mentally stable human with normal [[sex|sexual]] behaviors should never visit more than once in his or her total lifetime.
{{cg|Deep Web Gallery|cg1|center|
 
<gallery>
* [http://www.4chan.org 4chan]
* [http://www.bestgore.com Bestgore]
* [http://www.encyclopediadramatica.se/Offended Offended]
* [http://www.punishtube.com Punishtube]
* [http://www.2girls1finger.org Two girls one finger] - don't watch this)
* [http://2girls1cup.nl Two girls one cup] -seriously don't watch
 
== Gallery ==
<center><gallery perrow="5">
image:Deep web.jpg
image:Deep web.jpg
image:justoneguy_shit.jpg|Just an average deep web site
image:justoneguy_shit.jpg|Just an average deep web site
image:justoneguy_hiddenwiki.jpg|Some commercial services hidden wiki offers
image:justoneguy_hiddenwiki.jpg|Some commercial services hidden wiki offers
</gallery>
|
<gallery perrow="3">
image:godthor.jpg|Shit gets serious when you need to use a program named after this guy to access something
image:godthor.jpg|Shit gets serious when you need to use a program named after this guy to access something
image:silkroad.jpg|You have to confess they are selling some nice stuff for good price
image:silkroad.jpg|You have to admit that they are selling some nice stuff for good price
image:justoneguy_van.png|These guys are frequent visitors at 4chan
image:justoneguy_van.png|These guys are frequent visitors at 4chan
</gallery></center>
image:Deepweb debunked.png|This is what happens when you trust a /b/-tard image
</gallery>}}


== See also ==
==See Also==
*[[420chan]]
*[[Hidden Wiki]]
*[[Silk Road]]
*[[Silk Road]]
*[[420chan]]
*[[Takedownman]]
*[[Tor]]
*[[Sad Satan]]
==External links==
* [https://creepbuzz.com/top-10-disturbing-things-found-in-deep-web-search-engines/ '''"Top 10" list of unpleasant Deep Sites.''' Real... or bollocks? You're on your own, we're not checking any of them] (Archived: {{archive|id1Ba|1}} {{wayback|https://creepbuzz.com/top-10-disturbing-things-found-in-deep-web-search-engines/|title=2}})


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Latest revision as of 13:42, 17 December 2022

Not to be confused with dark web

The deep web (also called the deepnet, the invisible web, the undernet, or the hidden web) is a top-secret part of the internet that is only accessible with a high level of autism, and cannot be accessed with neurotypical engines. It's made up of a bunch of diverse web domains that cannot be perceptible to the eyes of most engines. Deep web sites can be accessed by standard intellectuality; through a direct URL or IP address, but may require special neurodiverse motivation to obtain information in order to gain access. A lot of the stuff you'll find on the deep web is piracy, porn, drugs, ads, markets, user-directed snuff films, more ads, forums, some cp, etc.

Types of Deep Websites

There are 2 types of deep web sites

  • Watched by the FBI.
  • Not watched by the FBI, therefore boooooring.

Content

Porn

Buying and Selling Illegal Goods

Blogs, Sites owned by Basement Dwellers and Random Shit

Famous Deep Websites

In this section ED would like to introduce you to some deep web sites and some dark surface web sites. Sounds fun doesn't it?

Deep Web Gallery About missing Pics
  • Just an average deep web site
    Just an average deep web site
  • Some commercial services hidden wiki offers
    Some commercial services hidden wiki offers
[Collapse GalleryExpand Gallery]
  • Shit gets serious when you need to use a program named after this guy to access something
    Shit gets serious when you need to use a program named after this guy to access something
  • You have to admit that they are selling some nice stuff for good price
    You have to admit that they are selling some nice stuff for good price
  • These guys are frequent visitors at 4chan
    These guys are frequent visitors at 4chan
  • This is what happens when you trust a /b/-tard image
    This is what happens when you trust a /b/-tard image

See Also

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