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== Background ==
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Randan Dakota Fontaine'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|February 1998}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality'''|[[Canada|Canuck]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagCanada.png|23px]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[High score|Highscore]]'''|<s>4 killed, 7 injured</s> Update, 5 kills, 6 injured}}
{{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|Fuck no!}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single Player}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}
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On January 22nd, 2016, Randan Dakota Fontaine, a 17 year old tall af student, killed four people and injured seven others at La Loche Community School in [[Canada]]. Two of the fatalities were the Randan's cousins.
 
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== Shooting ==
== Shooting ==
===Loadup===
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*'''Primary''': .22 Rifle
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*Crappy caliber rifle you would use to shoot someone on a prank or by killing him slowly. '''Does 10~20 points of Damage'''
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*'''Perk 1''': Camouflage
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*Decreases the ''Detection'' stats a '''25~45%''' while the player is using his banhammer for some NPC to score.
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*'''Perk 1''': Ghost Pro
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*Invisible against Gen Z/ignorant students and substitute teachers.
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=== Shooting ===
Sometime before 1:00 PM(CST), two of Fontaine's cousins were pwned at his residence. The party continued at La Loche Community School, killing 3 staff members and injuring another 6 dumbasses. Randan's fun was short lived, as a responding [[Anti-Lulz]] Officer chased him through the building and eventually [[Game over|arrested him]] about a minute later.


== Quotes ==
== Quotes ==


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|<youtube>muJxk2wOLTU</youtube> <br> <center>'''School Shooting in La Loche'''</center>
|<youtube>nJvmIL8Hc-E</youtube> <br> <center>'''Cuffed and soon to be stuffed'''</center>
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== Gallery ==
== Gallery ==
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== High Score ==
== High Score ==


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! colspan="2" style="{{roundy|9px}}background-color:red;box-shadow:0 3px 6px orange;" | <big>Graded score</big>
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! style="text-align:right;" | Kill count:
|4/20
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! style="text-align:right;vertical-align:top;" | Accuracy:
|12/20
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! style="text-align:right;" | Style:
|10/20
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! style="text-align:right;" | Butthurt:
|15/20
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! style="text-align:right;vertical-align:top;" | Bonus:
|15/20
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! colspan="2" style="{{roundy|9px}}background-color:orange;box-shadow:0 3px 6px yellow;" | <big>Total score: 56/100 ('''F+''')</big>
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<center>'''You suck'''</center>
{{GradedScore|5|Huh|8|got some kills during the years, but the high score still low af|10|Canuck amok without a reason|7|Nobody noticed and got [[Kimveer Gill|overshadowed by]] [[Marc Lépine|flashbacks]]|0|...|30|F-|You should be as good as [[Nik Cruz]] or have a motive to be lulzy.}}
{{Wanted|2}}


== See Also ==
== See Also ==
* [[Jeff Weise]] - Another [[injun]] in a rural shithole who went postal. Except he got over twice as many frags.
* [[Jeff Weise]] - Another [[injun]] in a rural shithole who went postal. Except he got over twice as many frags.
* [[Kimveer Gill]] - Some goth [[indian]] (dot) from Canada who went postal and only managed 1 fucking kill.
* [[Marc Lepine]] - Another freak who went for the high score. He managed 14 frags!


== External Links ==
== External Links ==
[http://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/dead-la-loche-canada-school-shooting-article-1.2506479 News article]
*[http://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/dead-la-loche-canada-school-shooting-article-1.2506479 News article]
 
*[http://news.nationalpost.com/news/canada/he-was-not-a-monster-he-was-hurting-la-loche-shooting-suspect-was-frequently-bullied-about-his-ears Bullied LOL]
[http://news.nationalpost.com/news/canada/he-was-not-a-monster-he-was-hurting-la-loche-shooting-suspect-was-frequently-bullied-about-his-ears Bullied LOL]
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Randan Dakota Fontaine
Born February 1998
Nationality Canuck  
Highscore 4 killed, 7 injured Update, 5 kills, 6 injured
Top 50? Fuck no!
Style Single Player
An Hero? No

On January 22nd, 2016, Randan Dakota Fontaine, a 17 year old tall af student, killed four people and injured seven others at La Loche Community School in Canada. Two of the fatalities were the Randan's cousins.

conversation shooter had

Shooting

Loadup

Class Setup
Item Accessories/Bonus
  • Primary: .22 Rifle
  • Crappy caliber rifle you would use to shoot someone on a prank or by killing him slowly. Does 10~20 points of Damage
  • Perk 1: Camouflage
  • Decreases the Detection stats a 25~45% while the player is using his banhammer for some NPC to score.
  • Perk 1: Ghost Pro
  • Invisible against Gen Z/ignorant students and substitute teachers.

Shooting

Sometime before 1:00 PM(CST), two of Fontaine's cousins were pwned at his residence. The party continued at La Loche Community School, killing 3 staff members and injuring another 6 dumbasses. Randan's fun was short lived, as a responding Anti-Lulz Officer chased him through the building and eventually arrested him about a minute later.

Quotes

   
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According to three sources inside the building at the time of the killings, the teen dared people to tease him about his ears. The teen reportedly passed over more than one student who had treated him with kindness. “Oh no, not you bro,” he apparently said before moving on.


 

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—At least he spared the innocent :)

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Video


School Shooting in La Loche


Cuffed and soon to be stuffed


lol rip


Grandfather speaks


S S S


Hope


Bad trip

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Gallery

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High Score

Graded Score
Kill count: 5/20 Huh
Accuracy: 8/20 got some kills during the years, but the high score still low af
Style: 10/20 Canuck amok without a reason
Butthurt: 7/20 Nobody noticed and got overshadowed by flashbacks
Bonus: 0/20 ...
Total Score: 30/100 (F-)
You should be as good as Nik Cruz or have a motive to be lulzy.
See full ranking

Wanted Level:

Police Force


See Also

  • Jeff Weise - Another injun in a rural shithole who went postal. Except he got over twice as many frags.
  • Kimveer Gill - Some goth indian (dot) from Canada who went postal and only managed 1 fucking kill.
  • Marc Lepine - Another freak who went for the high score. He managed 14 frags!

External Links

La Loch School Shooting is part of a series on Psychopaths
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