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The '''deep web''' (also called the '''deepnet''', the '''invisible web''', the '''undernet''', the '''dark web''', the '''darknet''', or the '''hidden web''') is the [[not|top-secret]] part of the [[internet]] that is only accessible with special web browsers, and cannot be accessed with [[google|standard search engines]]. It's made up of a bunch of un-indexed web domains that cannot be crawled by standard web browsers; they are encrypted through the [[anonymous|.onion router]] and have the .onion domain extension. A lot of the stuff you'll find on the deep web is [[drugs]], [[sex]] encounters, [[firearms]] sales, [[bitcoin]] markets, user-directed [[snuff]] films, etc. The deep web contains [[no more than 99|99%]] of the internet; most of the content is stuff that [[batshit insane|nobody in their right mind]] would ever want to visit.
''Not to be confused with [[dark web]]''


Apart from the same innocent porn that you'd normally find on the surface web, you would also find [[CP]], [[zoophilia]], and [[beastiality]] on the deep web. You have been warned...
The '''deep web''' (also called the '''deepnet''', the '''invisible web''', the '''undernet''', or the '''hidden web''') is a [[not|top-secret]] part of the [[internet]] that is only accessible with a high level of [[autism]], and cannot be accessed with [[google|neurotypical engines]]. It's made up of a bunch of diverse web domains that cannot be perceptible to the eyes of most engines. Deep web sites can be accessed by standard intellectuality; through a direct URL or [[IP address]], but may require special neurodiverse motivation to obtain information in order to gain access. A lot of the stuff you'll find on the deep web is [[piracy]], [[porn]], [[drugs]], [[ads]], markets, user-directed [[snuff]] films, more [[ads]], [[forum]]s, some [[cp]], etc.


== Types of Deep Websites ==
== Types of Deep Websites ==
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===Porn===
===Porn===


*[[CP|Child Porn]].
*[[CP|Loli IRL]].
*[[Snuff]] Films.
*[[Snuff]] Films.
*[[Rape]] Videos.
*[[Rape]] Videos.
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*[[Bestiality|Zoophilia]].
*[[Bestiality|Zoophilia]].
*[[Necrophilia]].
*[[Necrophilia]].
*Zoophilia Porn.


===Buying and Selling Illegal Goods===
===Buying and Selling Illegal Goods===
*Firearms.
*[[Drugs]]
*War machines.
*[[Drugs]].
*Tiger dick, Rhino horn, Bull sperm etc.
*Tiger dick, Rhino horn, Bull sperm etc.
*[[Arab]] chicks.
*[[Arab]] chicks.
*[[Filipino]] chicks.
*[[Filipino]] chicks.
*[[Thai]] chicks


===Blogs, Sites owned by Basement Dwellers and Random Shit===
===Blogs, Sites owned by Basement Dwellers and Random Shit===
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*Virus info, virus downloads, virus tutorials.
*Virus info, virus downloads, virus tutorials.
*Videos of US soldiers shitting on Afghan civilians, kicking their heads in and pissing on them while they are on the ground, all whilst accusing them of being terrorists then singing about [[Irony|American democracy, liberty,  equality and the respect of human rights]].
*Videos of US soldiers shitting on Afghan civilians, kicking their heads in and pissing on them while they are on the ground, all whilst accusing them of being terrorists then singing about [[Irony|American democracy, liberty,  equality and the respect of human rights]].
===Services===
*Hit-men for hire.
*Anorexic Vietnamese bitches who will have kinky [[sex]] with you.
*Travel agencies for illegal immigrants.
*[[Politicians]], judges for hire.
{{clear}}
{{clear}}


==Famous Deep Websites==
==Famous Deep Websites==
In this section ED would like to introduce you to some deep web sites and some dark surface web sites. Sounds [[boring|fun]] doesn't it?
In this section ED would like to introduce you to some deep web sites and some dark surface web sites. Sounds [[boring|fun]] doesn't it?
===[[The Hidden Wiki]]===
The Hidden Wiki is quite similar to [[Wikipedia]], but not really. While Wikipedia is used mostly for educational and intellectual purposes (read by [[Basement-dweller|nolifes]]), the Hidden Wiki exists for far more exciting purposes. For example, there is an article on the hidden wiki which serve as a how-to guide on kidnapping an individual as well as external links. There are links to websites such as a forums where you can hire an actual hitman - whom you can also pay online via [[PayPal]]: Thank [[dildos|modern technology]] for making our lives easier. To access it you need to use [https://www.torproject.org TOR], not THOR from Avengers, but a web browsing software created by [[pedophiles]] for [[pedophiles]]. It changes and hides your IP address, which is quite useful since the [[FBI]] is monitoring the hidden wiki, and hunts down everyone who connects it (except their own horny agents).
===[[The Silk Road]]===
The Silk Road is like Ebay, except that it is not run by [[Jews]] and it has a better design. It is probably run by some [[Sand niggers|Arab guys]] who are bored as fuck because they have so much money that they couldn't spend it all even if they burned $1000 every time a [[monkey|politician]] lies, so they created this page to have some excitement in their pointless lives. It seems like you can't buy tiger [[dick|dicks]] or even rhino sperm here (so it's basically useless), resulting from the fact that [[Asians]] don't really use this site.
===[[Hitman Network]]===
The Hitman Network is the place to go if you need [[murder|"cleaning"]] taken care of. Hate that schoolyard [[bully]]? Want him out of your life forever? If so, then this is the place for you. It has been [[some argue|widely debated]] that this site is a scam, and the people behind it won't actually kill your target, despite paying them a large sum of [[bitcoin]].
<div align="center" style="font-weight:bold"><youtube>ePEEXAtRXQc</youtube><br>A [[old|new]] tour of the Silk Road.</div>
{{quote|I am in need of a passport to either the USA or Canada of good quality, price doesn't matter, ASAP}}
Posts like this are common and often answered, therefore it is likely that there are many [[gypsies]] viewing it who would like to go to America, because they have a misconception that every [[European|uneducated person]] is welcome there and can earn good money.
==Legal Sites==
This is a list of some websites that a mentally stable human with normal [[sex|sexual]] behaviors should never visit more than once in his or her total lifetime.


*[http://www.4chan.org 4chan]
*[http://www.4chan.org 4chan]
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*[[Tor]]
*[[Tor]]
*[[Sad Satan]]
*[[Sad Satan]]
==External links==
* [https://creepbuzz.com/top-10-disturbing-things-found-in-deep-web-search-engines/ '''"Top 10" list of unpleasant Deep Sites.''' Real... or bollocks? You're on your own, we're not checking any of them] (Archived: {{archive|id1Ba|1}} {{wayback|https://creepbuzz.com/top-10-disturbing-things-found-in-deep-web-search-engines/|title=2}})


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Latest revision as of 13:42, 17 December 2022

Not to be confused with dark web

The deep web (also called the deepnet, the invisible web, the undernet, or the hidden web) is a top-secret part of the internet that is only accessible with a high level of autism, and cannot be accessed with neurotypical engines. It's made up of a bunch of diverse web domains that cannot be perceptible to the eyes of most engines. Deep web sites can be accessed by standard intellectuality; through a direct URL or IP address, but may require special neurodiverse motivation to obtain information in order to gain access. A lot of the stuff you'll find on the deep web is piracy, porn, drugs, ads, markets, user-directed snuff films, more ads, forums, some cp, etc.

Types of Deep Websites

There are 2 types of deep web sites

  • Watched by the FBI.
  • Not watched by the FBI, therefore boooooring.

Content

Porn

Buying and Selling Illegal Goods

Blogs, Sites owned by Basement Dwellers and Random Shit

Famous Deep Websites

In this section ED would like to introduce you to some deep web sites and some dark surface web sites. Sounds fun doesn't it?

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