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'''AnimatedJames''' ([[Powerword]]: '''James Barkley''') is an oreo [[nigger]] who makes [[shitty]] animations on [[YouTube]] about [[My Little Pony]], [[Sonic the Hedgehog]], and a bunch of equally autistic crap. [[Shit no one cares about|Nobody cared]] about this faggot until it was discovered he [[Fap|faps]] to girls farting and shitting themselves, causing huge amounts of [[lulz]]. Further developments also revealed he was a disgusting [[pedofork]] who is currently grooming some 16-year-old piece of [[jailbait]] at the age of 22, something he proudly announced both on [[DeviantArt]] and [[YouTube]] to his [[Over 9000|almost 300,000]] subscribers. | '''AnimatedJames''' ([[Powerword]]: '''James Barkley''') is an oreo [[nigger]] who makes [[shitty]] animations on [[YouTube]] about [[My Little Pony]], [[Sonic the Hedgehog]], and a bunch of equally autistic crap. [[Shit no one cares about|Nobody cared]] about this faggot until it was discovered he [[Fap|faps]] to girls farting and shitting themselves, causing huge amounts of [[lulz]]. Further developments also revealed he was a disgusting [[pedofork]] who is currently grooming some 16-year-old piece of [[jailbait]] at the age of 22, something he proudly announced both on [[DeviantArt]] and [[YouTube]] to his [[Over 9000|almost 300,000]] subscribers. | ||
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The date was May 10, 2014. It was a calm, pleasant day in the wonderful world of /co/, until one [[anon]] decided to post a webcomic called "Sonic Girls" made by a [[Insane|very troubled]] young man going by the nickname "AndySonic", who drew Sonic characters farting, shitting, and sharting all over the place. The sight of such an abomination took many poor /co/mrades by surprise, who proceeded to collectively lose their shit and spread lulz, [[derp]], and [[Shit_Bricks|horror]] across the board, causing a veritable [[lollercoaster]]. In the middle of the clusterfuck, a few anons pointed out striking similarites between "Andy's" and AnimatedJames' art styles, but everyone else was too busy discussing Tails [[rape|RAEPing]] [[babby]]s to pay attention. | The date was May 10, 2014. It was a calm, pleasant day in the wonderful world of /co/, until one [[anon]] decided to post a webcomic called "Sonic Girls" made by a [[Insane|very troubled]] young man going by the nickname "AndySonic", who drew Sonic characters farting, shitting, and sharting all over the place. The sight of such an abomination took many poor /co/mrades by surprise, who proceeded to collectively lose their shit and spread lulz, [[derp]], and [[Shit_Bricks|horror]] across the board, causing a veritable [[lollercoaster]]. In the middle of the clusterfuck, a few anons pointed out striking similarites between "Andy's" and AnimatedJames' art styles, but everyone else was too busy discussing Tails [[rape|RAEPing]] [[babby]]s to pay attention. | ||
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AnimatedJames (Powerword: James Barkley) is an oreo nigger who makes shitty animations on YouTube about My Little Pony, Sonic the Hedgehog, and a bunch of equally autistic crap. Nobody cared about this faggot until it was discovered he faps to girls farting and shitting themselves, causing huge amounts of lulz. Further developments also revealed he was a disgusting pedofork who is currently grooming some 16-year-old piece of jailbait at the age of 22, something he proudly announced both on DeviantArt and YouTube to his almost 300,000 subscribers.
Animations
He has various boring pony animations and shitty crossovers on his Youtube channel. He notable for uniting the two worst fanbases in internet history with his bland, unoriginal "competitions" between Sonic and My Little Pony characters, as there tends to be a lot of autistic debates in their comments sections about who would win and who couldn't, all over a mediocre (if you're being extra-nice) animation. Also are his extremely boring music videos, which despite being the most bland music videos possible, his various white knights and braindead fans tend to ass-pat them to death as they all contain My Little Pony characters to get the attention of the brony community.
co strikes gold
The date was May 10, 2014. It was a calm, pleasant day in the wonderful world of /co/, until one anon decided to post a webcomic called "Sonic Girls" made by a very troubled young man going by the nickname "AndySonic", who drew Sonic characters farting, shitting, and sharting all over the place. The sight of such an abomination took many poor /co/mrades by surprise, who proceeded to collectively lose their shit and spread lulz, derp, and horror across the board, causing a veritable lollercoaster. In the middle of the clusterfuck, a few anons pointed out striking similarites between "Andy's" and AnimatedJames' art styles, but everyone else was too busy discussing Tails RAEPing babbys to pay attention.
Eventually, some brave gentlemen decided to confront James directly about the comics. James, upon realizing his dirty (HAHAHA GEDDIT) little secret was out, presumably shit his pants IRL and decided to honour the proud lolcow tradition of DELETING FUCKING EVERYTHING, incidentally confirming it really was him behind the comics, and then ran to his Tumblr to BAWWW about wanting to an hero. As it usually happens, the only thing he achieved is that an anon archived all the "Sonic Girls" images, and a second thread was made to further discuss his sick, disturbed mind. Luckily for us, both the first and second threads have been preserved for the enjoyment of future EDiots.
But that wasn't the last of James' gassy misadventures, far from it...
Fart 2: Eproctophilic Boogaloo
Figuring the whole Internet already knew he was a sick fuck, AnimatedJames publicly came out of the "fart closet" some time later. He now has an entire account devoted to his disgusting, poorly made fetish art and expects his followers (and everyone for that matter) to either love it and look up to it, because if you dare criticize it, he'll go apeshit at you and act like an arrogant little bitch, while explaining why his fart art is so great. Even if you don't mind that, his numerous and many white knights will be quick to defend him and his precious fart-fetish.
The most notable example was when another user called his fetish "weird", James had got really pissy and started bitching about how people were being "negative" to him even though he thinks it's a good idea to flaunt it literally everywhere he goes and have people ass-pat him for it, as well as that Deviantart account literally being named WeirdoAnimatedJames.
Gallery
This is an incomplete gallery of his various fart-fetish "pieces of masterful art".
Why don't you have a seat over there, James?
On March 15, 2015, James uploaded another one of his faggy drawings to his DA, announcing he had found himself a bitch to fuck be in a long-distance relationship with. Ignoring James' humongous and blatant cuckery, said girlfriend turned out to be a 16-year-old girl, meaning James could be getting a visit from Chris Hansen at any moment. Some argue that wanting to fuck a 16-year-old is ephebophilia, not pedophilia, but the law does not give a fuck, and if James was busted by the cops he'd still be thrown in jail to be viciously assraped by Bubba.
In any case, James would still be a pedo, as many of the fart drawings he makes and later whacks off to feature characters as young as 6. When it was pointed out how disturbing it is to use that particular character (Cream the Rabbit from Sonic the Hedgehog) for your fetish art, he said he would stop drawing her, but mere days later he drew a different underage character farting. Hide your kids!
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