Africa

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A very diverse continent.

A groundbreaking film.

A traditional African meal.

Africa (also known as "Blackistan", "Africoon", "Assfrica", "Niggerland", "Lolfrica", "Aidsfrica", or "Gayfrica") is a minor continent, further south than Europe and much darker. It is almost completely uninhabitable and very, very dark. The few who have visited this continent have commented on its darkness. Airfare to Africa is very expensive, because pilots must fly completely in braille because of the dark. It is dark, so dark it is the darkest emo island ever. Africa had a bunch of civilizations that nobody gives a fuck about, because Africa is now a poor emo island that no one likes. Africa is made mostly of dirt and AIDS.

The entire continent has never progressed due to the fact they are all niggers (this is also why Hurricane Katrina turned out so bad). Ever driven through the ghetto? Now imagine a ghetto the size of a fucking continent and you'll begin to understand the shithole that is Africa. There has never been a day in African history where a war isn't going on, or anything less than 100 children have been pwned. The only way to keep up with this high death rate is by making babies as fast possible, spreading AIDS and killing even more people. Despite the whole world pouring money into it, they still can't figure how to stop killing each other. And they are so stupid that instead of moving, they'd rather to walk three miles every day for water.

There are two wonderful jobs you can get in Africa. One is spreading AIDS, and the second is becoming a child soldier. People serving in both occupations are on average about two years old. Morons like Bono made Amerikkka give a lot of money to Africa, but it's just as shit as it's ever been. The odd celebrity will also deposit a few thousand bucks to the continent to get rid of that extra money lying around while keeping up their image to appear as though they genuinely care. Billions has been put towards the ongoing poverty over the years, yet it's still a shithole, even when basic education for farming has been introduced.

Feeling unwell? Just go to your local witch doctor, because niggers are too dumb to build a decent medical center. They've got enough bizarre and wonderfully useless concoctions that'll most likely put you out of your misery rather than heal you of it. Tastes funny? Stop bitching! Because you know what they say, if it tastes bad it's good for you!

Frequent appointments to the Voodoo Hut may also involve having your daughter's clitoris cut off with a blunt rock. Remember girls, only men in Africa are privileged to the joy of sexual pleasure!

The only useful invention that originated in Africa is AIDS, developed by Xanga tribesmen specifically to rid the world of GNAA.

Did we mention the dark?

It is generally accepted that the only white people found in Africa are intelligent, kind Europeans who give kittens and free textbooks to black families on a regular basis. The lunatic Africans kill them in return for their kindness. Proof.

African Culture

The National Anthem of Africa

Movies in Africa

Laws on Homosexuality

A homosexual catching AIDS.

	“	This guy is a moron, look at him, he is using a Mac for fucks sake! If that isn't a clear sign of stupid I don't know what is. For someone who seems to hate men shoving things up there asses so much he sure is a hypocrite, look how far up his ass his head is, that's allot bigger then a fist.	„
	—Butthurt fag-enabler

National Pastimes

Oh snap!

Bitches gonna get raped!

Africa is a simple land of simple pleasures. These pleasures consist of eating shit you find on the ground, AIDS, rape, and rape with AIDS.

In Africa, they will eat ANYTHING. See that monkey? It's food. Oh look, a pile of cow shit! Food! If it tries to run away, the Africans will hurl spears and rocks at it until it stops moving. Some African tribes evolved the habit of kicking things to death instead. Thus, African soccer was born.

Whatever can not be eaten will be fucked. AIDS supposedly came from some bored African fucking a green monkey. Why anyone would fuck a creature that has obviously gone rotten is beyond the understanding of most civilized countries, but this is Africa - deal with it! And what is fucking when one party isn't into it? RAEP!

Africans use rape for everything - Seriously! Rape is used to cure faggots, get wimmin back into the kitchen, show how manly you are, pass the time, proper disposal for rancid monkey carcasses, and more! In fact, tribal medicine even says that raep cures AIDS. However, retards in Africa don't know that it won't work, insuring much lulz to be spread around the continent.

Little do many know, but there is indeed a vaccine created for the AIDS virus. Too bad nobody in Africa can afford it. There are too many faggots in the Western world loaded with money to even care, dat's why they got the AIDS. Major butthurt and SLAVE pwnage.

Foreign AIDS

Lately, a lot of whining liberals have been protesting to introduce foreign strains of the AIDS virus into the African population. Little do they know that the AIDS is an American secret weapon to destroy the dark skins and the homosexuals, mostly for Africa and their overpopulated shit holes.

Often, people will hold benefit concerts and other gay shit in the name of foreign AIDS. However, the bleeding hearts don't know this usually goes to the Jew bankers in New York instead of the fucktards in Africa. Jew bankers with foreign AIDS - HA! Serves them right.

Europe and Africa

Europe's relation with Africa has always been something like this.

Just as the first European settlers came to America, conquered the Moors and the Indians (feather, not dot), and then enslaved Africans and robbed them of all their resources, white Americans of today will continue to keep black people as pets in cages, ghettos, and BET where, as far as the country clubs are concerned, they belong.

These retarded apes still haven't done anything to improve this country, well, with few exceptions, but those people were exceptions because their ancestors were raped by white people. All those negro preachers in the NAACP (Niggers Appreciating A Chunky Pussy) might as well take a rope and hang their own damn selves. These theories are dominant, because no black person could receive enough of an education to disprove those racist beliefs except for Martin Luther King Jr.

300 Africans

Contrary to the faggot Spartans, the African 300 leader had much more trouble inspiring his troops. Simply think of him saying "Africans! Tonight, we dine in...oh wait, we don't have any food. Therefore, their end would have not been caused by a retard that looked strangely similar to that ugly bitch, but by the mere lack of cheeseburgers in their McDonald's and by failing at purification through the fucking of one-year-olds.

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  What multiculturalist white apologists won't tell you.
• Meanwhile, in Africa.
  Meanwhile, in Africa.
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  What Africa looks like on Google Maps at the highest zoom level.
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  Obesity is a growing problem for every child in Africa.

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  PonguigPeopinn presents a novel solution to the problem in Africa, only to be shouted down by indoctrinated fools.
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  National Flag of Africa, featuring a typical resident covered in bugs.
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  Most literate people in the African country of Cameroon actually read and write Chinese, rather than the officially-claimed French or English.
• An African supermarket.
  An African supermarket.
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  Africa's future flag. Take that, America!
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  John Cena
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  The Lion King. Stay on the road. Keep clear of the moors. Beware the Moon, lads.
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  Even Jewgle doesn't know...
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  There are several fine universities in Africa.
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  AIDS is the most popular subject of comedy in Africa.
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  Ever compassionate, /b/ helps a starving Ethiopian child.
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  Poor African men save money on food by eating their own genitals.
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• Poor Niggers
  Poor Niggers
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  Ripping off whitey is a beloved African tradition.
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  Africa has never EVER progressed.
• An African's life in side-scrolling form.
  An African's life in side-scrolling form.
• Traditional African architecture truly shows the rich culture of Africa.
  Traditional African architecture truly shows the rich culture of Africa.

See also

• $100 Laptop
• 419
• AIDS
• Apartheid
• Black chicks
• Tanzania
• Kenya
• Dogo Nahawa Massacre
• Jenkem
• Kwanzaa
• Poor
• Rape
• Slavery
• The child in Africa
• Voodoo
• War
• World Cup 2010

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