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James T. Hodgkinson
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Batter batter Republican splatter |
James Hodgkinson | |
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Born | December 12, 1950 |
Died | June 14, 2017 (aged 66) |
Nationality: | Americunt |
Highscore | Injured 6 |
Top 50? | No |
Style | FPS, Single player |
An Hero? | No, killed by police |
James Thomas Hodgkinson was the hero the left had lacked for a long time. Finally a leftist not afraid to abuse the second amendment and weeding out the corrupt republican scum one by one, if only he could aim worth a damn, the world would be a better place. Unfortunately the piggies wanted to protect the rich from being enriched by bullets to the head.
TAX THE RICH
James was a staunch Bernie supporter, that went out of his way to get the old man into the white house to spread his idea of free stuff for everyone for the cost of free. James supported Bernie by working on his campaign trail in Iowa.
The Shooting
Playing a nice round of charity baseball, in order to line their own pockets, our hero decided that he was going to try for a homerun. Unfortunately he went 4 strikes and out, when he could not even hit the slow ball of Steve Scalise, who crawled from across the field, destroying the nice lawn with his blood.
Family Man
Unlike most shooters, James had actually reached second base, and even the third by knocking up an ugly cow and spawning a couple of children.
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No regards for traffic laws and beating his daughter was common for James.
Graded Score
Kill count: | 0/20 6 injured |
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Accuracy: | 0/20 Libs can't shoot |
Style: | 1/20 |
Butthurt: | 18/20 |
Bonus: | 14/20 Did it on Drumpf's birthday |
See Also
- High Score - Didn't qualify
- The Resistance - Star member
- Thomas Crooks - Actually killed someone
- Ryan Routh - Christ you guys suck at this
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