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Tarrantulas
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STEP THE FUCK OFF! Tarrantulas looks like shit but it is NOT a {{crapstub}}. It is a work in progress! If you require assistance beefing up this article, then hit up the experts on our IRC.
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All Tarrantulas have Assburgers Syndrome, so you can't say anything bad! :-( Be aware of that, you insensitive fuck. |
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Tarrantulas are autistic mass shooting obsessed losers who won't shut the fuck up about the 51 kebabs. You can help these people by reminding them that becoming a disciple will go horribly wrong and that they will never be like Brenton but instead will likely be worse than Door Cuck. |
Tarrantulas卐 (a.k.a. Tarrant kids and Tarrant clones) are the racist moralfag cousins of Columbiners who were groomed by glowniggers on Trooncord became enlightened to the word of Saint Tarrant. These creatures can be found in their swampy natural habitats of 4chan, Tumblr, and 8chan. Tarrantulas pose a large threat to the safety of everyone, especially to niggers, spics, kikes, azns, white race traitors, and most notably, sandniggers. As of December 2024, Tarrantulas have killed a total of 54 people. These dozens of faggots have often barely been able to top one person. Despite the white supremacist nature of being a Tarrant kid, you can be a mudnigger-spic mix and still be one. The scores of Tarrantulas range from reaching the top 50 to not causing any damage whatsoever.
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| Tarrant kids | |
| Active | March 15, 2019 - The heat death of the universe |
| Nationality: | Global 
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| Occupation | Various |
| Highscore | Killed 54, injured 63 |
| Top 50? | 25th (Patrick) No (everyone else) |
| Style | Carmageddon (Nathaniel) Hack'N'Slash (Hugo, Arda) FPS (everyone else) |
| An Hero? | Yes (Juraj, Ryan, Natalie) No (everyone else) |
| Motive | Various |
| Collective: | White supremacy, Antisemitism, Autism, Islamophobia, Christian identity (some), Atheism (some) |
| Individual: | Supreme Damsel, Obesity, Furfaggotry, Homosexuality, Gender dysphoria, Online bullying, Schizophrenia, Baldness |
History
Our story obviously began when Lord Tarrant shot a bunch of sandniggers back in 2019. Since he livestreamed his act of heroism and posted a pretty based manifesto, this caused a bunch of retarded incels on /pol/ to eat that shit up. However, unlike Anders or Dylann Roof, this guy in particular inspired dozens of wannabes. However, the first high score attempt was not by some autistic /pol/ lurker, but by a 
Turkroach attempting to get revenge for the 51 kebabs.
First Disciple of the Lord
Moar info: John Earnest.
On April 27, 2019, a deformed mutant that called itself John Earnest shot up a ZOG outpost with a California compliant AR-15. Being the bacterial growth he is, he utterly fucked it up and only killed one Jewess and hurt 3 people before his gun jammed and he ran away like a coward and got v&. This, however, was foreshadowing what was to come.
High Scores
| RANK | PLAYER | CONFIRMED KILLS | INJURED | AN HERO | YEAR | COMMENTS | |
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Patrick Crusius | 23 | 22 | N | 2019 | The Original Chud shoots up a walmart, killing 23 spics |
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Payton Gendron | 10 | 3 | N | 2022 | Horny Autistic Furfag drives to Buffalo, New york and engages in Deniggerdization |
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Anderson Lee Aldrich | 5 | 17 | N | 2022 | Non-binary faggot Shoots up a Gay sex club in Colorado Springs because he was bullied online |
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Nathaniel Veltman | 4 | 1 | N | 2021 | Christian Fundamentalist and Tranny ran over a family of Mudslimes after they Misgendered her |
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Ryan Palmeter | 3 | 0 | Y | 2023 | Fat Fuck and Sharty user attempts to pull a Gendron on a Dollar General but performs at the same level as Tranny Phantom (including the An Hero) |
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Natalie Rupnow | 2 | 6 | Y | 2024 | The world's first Militant Femcel targets her local Christian High school. Natalie, being a Wimmin and therefore inferior in the world of High scores, only got 2 noobs and hurt 6 people before Becoming An brave heroine |
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Stepan Baliet | 2 | 2 | N | 2019 | Severely autistic Ex-soldier tries desperately to shoot up a Jew Nest but got Cucked by an inanimate object. Ended up killing 2 of his own |
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Juraj Krajčík | 2 | 1 | Y | 2022 | Some Depressed loser Shoots up a Gay club and kills a Non-binary and a Bisexual before Rage quitting God's world |
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John Earnest | 1 | 3 | N | 2019 | As the first disciple of the father, he shot up a synagogue in san diego and killed ONE JEW before running away and getting V& |
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Philip Manshaus | 1 | 1 | N | 2019 | Only managed to kill his Azn stepsister before getting fumbled by a 1000 year old Mudslime |
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Arda Küçükyetim | 0 | 5 | N | 2024 | Turkroach slices people near his mosque. Being the 'roach he is, he fucked it up and only got 5 INJURIES. However, he got 2 assists when he inspired Natalie Rupnow |
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Hugo Jackson | 0 | 1 | N | 2021 | Subhuman Mixed race mutant who thought he was Aryan sliced up his school. only v& for 2.5 years because he was such a failure |
Symptoms
These are some common warning signs of being infected with Tarrantula poison.
- Adressing Muslims as kebabs
- Being a furry
- Being obsessed with John Earnest for some reason
- Being John Earnest
- Cutting your own nuts off
- Subscribing to PewDiePie
How to Troll a Tarrant Kid
- Remind them that Their Idol Will be cast to Jahannam By Allah's will (Surah Al-Ma'idah 5:32)
- If they're non-white, tell them that If they met Brent IRL he'd shoot them in the face
- Remind them that Brenton himself was a Copycat of Anders, who actually went after the Islamizers
- Tell them that They kill less people than columbiners
See also
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Tarrantulas
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