Styxhexenhammer666

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Styxhexenhammer666 (Powerword: Tarl E. Warwick) is the token crazy Occult guy in the Alt-Right; a man with all the wrong beliefs but all the right opinions. If you couldn't already tell, this faggot is a Lolbertarian.

When not busy telling everyone how God or the holocaust isn't real, he's telling everyone about his retarded opinions & his even more retarded believes. To this man, god isn't real, but a Demonic Owl with stork legs is.

This man at one point thought he was fit for any kind of government office, and attempted to run in his home state of Vermont. It went as poorly as you would expect, as he is not the right fit for even a fuckin usps job.

Jail

Despite being a spindly, week lookin bitch, he somehow found a woman he could beat up. Unfortunately, that woman would use her black eye to send Styx to jail, and in there he fell into a time loop, and proved how retarded he was by thinking 3 days were 1 week, saying this his fucked up stork owl sent him into a crazy ride threw his psycy or some shit. Eventually The Fucking Quartering raised enough money to save him from unwanted nigger dicks.