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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Espen Andersen Brathen'''</big>}} | {{Ibhead|<big>'''Espen Andersen Brathen'''</big>}} | ||
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|[[1984]]}} | {{Ibrow|'''Born'''|[[1984]]}} | ||
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality'''|[[Danish]] [[File: | {{Ibrow|'''Nationality'''|[[Danish]] [[File:MiniflagDenmark.png]]}} | ||
{{Ibrow|'''[[High Score]]'''|5 killed, | {{Ibrow|'''[[High Score]]'''|5 killed, 3 injured}} | ||
{{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|Nee}} | {{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|Nee}} | ||
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}} | {{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}} | ||
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''| | {{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Ingen}} | ||
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Some [[ | Some [[Denmark|fjord nigger]] went [[postal|gone postal]] in a small town near Oslo, [[Norway]] on October 13, 2021. Instead of using guns like your average [[loser]] rampage killer however, this fucking [[goy]] played the Kongsberg level on hard mode by using a bow and arrow to rack up the points. He even managed to get a higher KDA than your average wannabe spree killer like Philip Manshaus, [[Nasim Aghdam]], [[Twitch|Stephan Baliet]] and of course, the couch cuck himself, [[William Atchison]]. | ||
[[File:kongsberg gameplay.jpg|thumb|Leaked gameplay footage of the attack.]] | |||
Inspired by the words of Allah, Brathen spread the hadith throughout Norway and showed them the ways of the [[Islam|religion of peace]] by [[Call of Duty|420 no-scoping]] [[noob]] [[infidel]]s [[Skyrim]] style. | |||
[[File:Kongsberg Arrow.jpg|thumb]] | |||
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{{GradedScore|6|6 dead, | {{GradedScore|6|6 dead, 3 injured|10|---TBD---|'''25'''|The bow and arrow adds much needed variety to the already saturated mass-shooting genre.|10|---TBD---|10|---TBD---|50|F|Son, [[I am disappoint]]. Why can't you be more like Anders?}} | ||
{{CustomWantedLevel|3|[[File:POLITI.png|200px]]|رأيت وجه الله وكان يبكي}} | |||
==See Also== | ==See Also== | ||
Revision as of 20:45, 14 October 2021
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| Espen Andersen Brathen | |
| Born | 1984 |
| Nationality | Danish 
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| High Score | 5 killed, 3 injured |
| Top 50? | Nee |
| Style | FPS, Single player |
| An Hero? | Ingen |
Some fjord nigger went gone postal in a small town near Oslo, Norway on October 13, 2021. Instead of using guns like your average loser rampage killer however, this fucking goy played the Kongsberg level on hard mode by using a bow and arrow to rack up the points. He even managed to get a higher KDA than your average wannabe spree killer like Philip Manshaus, Nasim Aghdam, Stephan Baliet and of course, the couch cuck himself, William Atchison.
Inspired by the words of Allah, Brathen spread the hadith throughout Norway and showed them the ways of the religion of peace by 420 no-scoping noob infidels Skyrim style.
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Graded Score
| Kill count: | 6/20 6 dead, 3 injured |
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| Accuracy: | 10/20 ---TBD--- |
| Style: | 25/20 The bow and arrow adds much needed variety to the already saturated mass-shooting genre. |
| Butthurt: | 10/20 ---TBD--- |
| Bonus: | 10/20 ---TBD--- |
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