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[[File:KingEmpoleon's Smogon Forums Profile.png|thumb|right|KingEmpoleon has since become very popular over at [[Smogon|Smogon University]].]] | [[File:KingEmpoleon's Smogon Forums Profile.png|thumb|right|KingEmpoleon has since become very popular over at [[Smogon|Smogon University]].]] | ||
Young Terry [[lie|claims]] that he killed his mother in self-defense after she came at him with a knife, and not having a Rock or Ice-type to defend himself against Steel, he was [[O RLY?|forced to repeatedly smash her head against the kitchen floor, before stabbing her in the chest and neck seven times]]. | Young Terry [[lie|claims]] that he killed his mother in [[bullshit|self-defense]] after she came at him with a knife, and not having a Rock or Ice-type to defend himself against Steel, he was [[O RLY?|forced to repeatedly smash her head against the kitchen floor, before stabbing her in the chest and neck seven times]]. | ||
After killing his mother, Terry then sent a series of text messages to his [[emo]] [[homosex|buttbuddy]], Jacob Schumaker, asking for help disposing of his mom's body, before retreating to [[Facebook]] to [[bawww]] about it. | |||
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|I killed el madre, need help making her disappear. I stabbed her seven times after mercilessly beating the shit out of her.|One of the text messages sent to Schumaker's phone by Terry Payton.|[[Fuck you, I'm a dragon!|I'm a monster!]]|Terry Payton on Facebook.}}</center> | |I killed el madre, need help making her disappear. I stabbed her seven times after mercilessly beating the shit out of her.|One of the text messages sent to Schumaker's phone by Terry Payton.|[[Fuck you, I'm a dragon!|I'm a monster!]]|Terry Payton on Facebook.}}</center> | ||
Shortly afterwards, a SWAT team of Officer Jennies raided the Payton home and took Terry Payton into custody. | |||
==KingEmpoleon's Moveset== | ==KingEmpoleon's Moveset== |
Revision as of 20:42, 26 January 2013
KingEmpoleon was the screen name of Terence R. Payton, a 16 year old Smogonite from Paris, Illinois.
Payton, known to his friends as 'Terry', was your typical basement-dwelling tourneyfaggot, riddled with Asperger's syndrome, wasting his life playing a children's video game about colorful battling monsters rather than going out, finding a job and a girlfriend and making something of himself, until one fateful day, on June 23rd, 2011, he decided that he'd try to be hardcore by killing his mom, Kathie.
Motive
Young Terry claims that he killed his mother in self-defense after she came at him with a knife, and not having a Rock or Ice-type to defend himself against Steel, he was forced to repeatedly smash her head against the kitchen floor, before stabbing her in the chest and neck seven times.
After killing his mother, Terry then sent a series of text messages to his emo buttbuddy, Jacob Schumaker, asking for help disposing of his mom's body, before retreating to Facebook to bawww about it.
—One of the text messages sent to Schumaker's phone by Terry Payton. |
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Shortly afterwards, a SWAT team of Officer Jennies raided the Payton home and took Terry Payton into custody.
KingEmpoleon's Moveset
- Nasty Plot
- Slash
- Fake Tears
- Imprison
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—Jacob Schumaker, implying that nice people can't also be murderers. |
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Local Support
According to people who knew Terry and Kathie Payton, Kathie was an abusive alcoholic who constantly beat and humiliated her faggy son, Terry, probably for being an autistic manchild who still plays Pokémon. Neighbors report that they would regularly hear Kathie screaming at Terry at all hours, day and night, usually something along the lines of "WTF?! WHY I CAN'T I USE SALAMENCE?!" and "OH COME ON, GARCHOMP SHOULDN'T BE UBER! IT DIES TO LIKE TWO ICE ATTACKS, YOU FUCKING SCRUB!!"
If Terry did kill his mother, his family says, it was likely in self-defense. Now, despite him facing 120 years in prison, Terry's family, friends and community are rallying around him to provide a level of support they say he never had before.
So, kids, if you're feeling alone and unloved, just remember - Kill parents, acquire friends.
At his trial, Payton attempted to claim diminished responsibility and plead not guilty by reason of insanity due to his Asperger's syndrome, but it failed.
External Links
See Also
- Smogon - The competitive Pokémon battling community that Payton was a part of.
- Rubén Puig Lecegui - Another fine example of the upstanding young men that make up the Smogon community.
KingEmpoleon is part of a series on Aspies. | [Sperg out] |
KingEmpoleon is part of a series on Pokémon [Who’s that Pokémon?] | |||||||
Abra | Aggron | Alakazam | Bidoof | Blastoise | |||
Braixen | Charizard | Cloyster | Ditto | Empoleon | |||
Espeon | Garchomp | Gardevoir | Hypno | Jynx | |||
Jigglypuff | Kadabra | Kirby | Koffing | Lanturn | |||
Lickitung | Lopunny | Lucario | Lugia | Metapod | |||
Mewtwo | Misty | Mudkip | Omanyte | Pikaman | |||
Pokémon Go | Poliwhirl | Porygon | Primeape | Probopass | |||
Reshiram | Riolu | Seaking | Shaymin | Shiny Pidgey | |||
Slowpoke | Smugleaf | Snorlax | Snover | Squirtle | |||
Suicune | Vileplume | Xatu | Zoroark |