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Another day, another Mass shooting; this time in [[California|Santa Clarita, California]]. After being molested by his track coach, a mutt named Nathaniel Berhow decided it would be a good idea to open fire on his classmates. First having his gat jam up, clearing it, [[fail|killing 2, and injuring 3]], then an heroing. Failing to get the job done, he succeeded at leaving behind yet another forgettable school shooting- easily deserving a [[High_Score/Loserinfo|Loserinfo]]. | Another day, another Mass shooting; this time in [[California|Santa Clarita, California]]. by a {{age|2003|11|14}}-year-old loser. After being molested by his track coach, a mutt named Nathaniel Berhow decided it would be a good idea to open fire on his classmates. First having his gat jam up, clearing it, [[fail|killing 2, and injuring 3]], then an heroing. Failing to get the job done, he succeeded at leaving behind yet another forgettable school shooting- easily deserving a [[High_Score/Loserinfo|Loserinfo]]. | ||
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| Nathaniel Berhow | |
| Born | November 14, 2003 |
| Nationality: | 56% 
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| Highscore | 2 killed, 3 injured |
| Top 50? | Hell no |
| Style | FPS, singleplayer |
| An Hero? | Yea |
Another day, another Mass shooting; this time in Santa Clarita, California. by a 21-year-old loser. After being molested by his track coach, a mutt named Nathaniel Berhow decided it would be a good idea to open fire on his classmates. First having his gat jam up, clearing it, killing 2, and injuring 3, then an heroing. Failing to get the job done, he succeeded at leaving behind yet another forgettable school shooting- easily deserving a Loserinfo.
Graded Score
| Graded score | |
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| Kill count: | 2/20 2 frags |
| Accuracy: | 2/20 |
| Style: | 4/20 Used pretty cool Pocket pistol |
| Butthurt: | 2/20 Easily forgotten |
| Bonus: | 3/20 Killed two ugly people |
| Total score: 13/100 (F-) | |
Police action
Wanted Level:
Police Force
