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The idea of Boko Haram is simple: Shoot the fuck out of [[Christians]], churches and those who do not believe in [[Allah]]. Nigerian state governor Dr Mu’azu Babangida Aliyu stated "[[lie|Islam is known to be a religion of peace and does not accept violence and crime in any form" and Boko Haram is not a part of Islam]]. In 1995 the group's name was Shabaab, Muslim Youth Organisation whereby young Muslims <strike>were</strike> are trained how to hijack <strike>almost</strike> any form of transport, bomb any building and shoot any gun (after all, it takes a rocket scientist to figure out how to pull a trigger.) All this while shagging goats and consummating marriages with their nine year old cousins. Their intended aim is to [[IRL]] [[Banned#Banned_IRL|ban]] [[Ban fucking everyone|everyone]] who doesn't come round to [[Satanist|their brand of Islam]]. | The idea of Boko Haram is simple: Shoot the fuck out of [[Christians]], churches and those who do not believe in [[Allah]]. Nigerian state governor Dr Mu’azu Babangida Aliyu stated "[[lie|Islam is known to be a religion of peace and does not accept violence and crime in any form" and Boko Haram is not a part of Islam]]. In 1995 the group's name was Shabaab, Muslim Youth Organisation whereby young Muslims <strike>were</strike> are trained how to hijack <strike>almost</strike> any form of transport, bomb any building and shoot any gun (after all, it takes a rocket scientist to figure out how to pull a trigger.) All this while shagging goats and consummating marriages with their nine year old cousins. Their intended aim is to [[IRL]] [[Banned#Banned_IRL|ban]] [[Ban fucking everyone|everyone]] who doesn't come round to [[Satanist|their brand of Islam]]. | ||
[[Last_Thursday|In April 2014]], they kidnapped 300 [[16-year-old_girl|schoolgirls]] and made them convert to [[Whores|Islam]]. Much [[Butthurt]] ensued around the [[Old media|liberal media]] as a result. Also, they may have had trouble selling them on as they were too old. | |||
==General Information== | ==General Information== | ||
Revision as of 12:55, 20 June 2014
Boko Haram is an Islamic Extremist terrorist group located somewhere in the scenic and redundantly named land of Nigeria. The group follows some extreme laws, all of which would seem totally pathetic in the white man's eyes with the exception of beating women. The group roams Africa and can often be seen cleansing near a mud puddle. Conservationist are concerned that giraffes and noble apes often have to travel miles to find a puddle that is not infested with filthy nigger Muslims. One of Boko Haram's leader, Abubakar Shekau, is as black as black gets. The term "Boko Haram" means "western education is forbidden" which proves just how dumb they are.
The idea of Boko Haram is simple: Shoot the fuck out of Christians, churches and those who do not believe in Allah. Nigerian state governor Dr Mu’azu Babangida Aliyu stated "Islam is known to be a religion of peace and does not accept violence and crime in any form" and Boko Haram is not a part of Islam. In 1995 the group's name was Shabaab, Muslim Youth Organisation whereby young Muslims were are trained how to hijack almost any form of transport, bomb any building and shoot any gun (after all, it takes a rocket scientist to figure out how to pull a trigger.) All this while shagging goats and consummating marriages with their nine year old cousins. Their intended aim is to IRL ban everyone who doesn't come round to their brand of Islam.
In April 2014, they kidnapped 300 schoolgirls and made them convert to Islam. Much Butthurt ensued around the liberal media as a result. Also, they may have had trouble selling them on as they were too old.
General Information
Leaders
- Mohammed Yusuf (R.I.P, nigga)
- Abubakar Shekau
- Mallam Sanni Umaru
- Abu Zaid
Known Forms of Terrorism
- Bombing buildings
- Shooting Christians/unworthy Muslims
- Invading one's private property
- Suicide Bombing
Supporter(s)
- Muslims
- Allah
- Your mother
