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Revision as of 13:00, 28 May 2022
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| Philip Manshaus | |
| Nationality: | Aryan Norwegian 
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| Highscore | Killed his step-sister, but sadly no mudslimes |
| Top 50? | Nope. |
| Style | Single player |
| An Hero? | No |
Philip Manshaus is the perpetrator of the failed 2019 Bærum mosque shooting in Norway, wherein there were no serious injuries sustained other than Philip himself getting beat up by an angry old mudslime. He did; however, take an old trick from the book and secured one frag at home, in the form of his 17-year-old Chinese-adopted step-sister.
—Philip, as he entered the mosque | ||
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Background
Philip was born August 29th 1997 in Oslo, the youngest of three brothers. When he was four years old his parents divorced, and one month later his mother would become an hero. Soon after, his father found another old skank and they adopted his sister, Johanne Ihle Hansen from China in 2005.
During 2018, Philip attended a folk high school (fake "schools" with no grades) and met a few christfags that influenced him to convert from atheism to Laestadian Lutheranism. This, paired with his frequent pol preusing lead to the start of his racial awakening and overall more conservative views.
This all escalated after March 15th, 2019, when Brenton Tarrant carried out his mudslime massacre in New Zealand. Then, a little over a month later, fellow Tarrant fanboy John Earnest privately livestreamed his attempt at the high score in a synagogue, only getting one kill before getting v&, and in July Patrick Crusius rekt 23 spics in a walmart. Philip began verbally abusing his step-sister, mostly saying that she was not a human because she was chinese, and she told her friends that she was worried about her brothers new conviction. After being inspired by the recent events, he began to prepare for his own attack.
A few weeks before the attack, Philip's brother had discovered that he had plastered pictures and newspaper articles about Anders Breivik, Brenton Tarrant and other anti-nigger field agents on his wall behind a Norwegian flag, and alerted his step-mom. After talking about it with her, Philip removed the pictures and said there was nothing to worry about and everything was fine.
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In his younger days
The Attack
After becoming increasingly concerned about the ever nearing race war, Philip decided it was time to take action. On the 10th of August 2019 Philip was home alone with his step-sister. He opened his dad's weapon locker, armed himself with one double barrel shotgun and two rifles before entering his sister's room, telling her "Enough is enough!" and shooting her four times, three times in the head
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He then geared up with a helmet and GoPro and left in his step-mom's Nissan Leaf heading to Al-Noor mosque to execute his plans to kill sum mudslimes on stream, however he did not get the livestream to work but went ahead with the attack anyway (his GoPro did record the audio of it all though).
Equipped with the shotgun and one of the rifles, Philip entered the mosque by shooting out a glass door. He had arrived late, and there were only three elderly muslims left in the mosque upon his arrival. Immediately upon entering, a 65-year-old former Pakistan air force nigga got ahold of him and tried to wrestle him to the ground. Another old ass muslim with diabetes came along and tried to take Philip's guns away from him, resulting in him firing his shotgun twice, nearly hitting the diabetic in the leg, but ultimately missing each shot. After some time, the old mudslimes succeed in taking away his guns and pinning him to the ground, bashing his head with his own rifle. A third somewhat younger mudslime runs out of the building to call the police, while the diabetic mudslime leaves because he has to eat or something. The air force nigga mudslime keeps Philip pinned to the ground by himself until the police arrive, and he is v&.
The whole event lasted about 30 minutes and ended up being an epic fail.
Graded Score
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| Kills: | 1/20 Only one kill, none during the actual shooting |
| Accuracy: | 0/20 Couldn't hit anyone other than his sleeping step-sister |
| Style: | 2/20 Brenton Tarrant wannabe but failed to set up his livestream, got rekt by a 100yr old mudslime with diabetes |
| Butthurt: | 12/20 Massive butthurt in Norway, but nobody else really cares. |
| Bonus: | 10/20 Nazi salutes in court |
| Total score: 25/100 (F-) | |
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Quotes
— Philip's advice for his family. | ||
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External Links
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See also
- Anders Behring Breivik - His inspiration and a much better example of what Norway has to offer.
- Brenton Tarrant - Also his inspiration and a much better example of a mosque shooting.
- Patrick Crusius
- John Earnest
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