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A year and a half before Chris went [[Batshit insane|Full Batshit]], his dad retired and decided to hand the farm over to him. He tried to take a [[SNCA|month-long agricultural course]], but dropped out after [[Fail|'''ONE''' FUCKING WEEK]], coming home apparently [[Emo|feeling "broken"]]. He started [[Skinhead|shaving his head]], [[Drugs|smoking]], [[Lazy|abandoning his farm work]] and eventually became violent. After seeing such [[Shamefur Dispray|shamefur dispray]] from his son, his dad decided to not hand over the farm, but to cheer his emo ass up, he decided to buy him a [[car]] so he could [[GTFO|leave the farm]] whenever he wanted to.
A year and a half before Chris went [[Batshit insane|Full Batshit]], his dad retired and decided to hand the farm over to him. He tried to take a [[SNCA|month-long agricultural course]], but dropped out after [[Fail|'''ONE''' FUCKING WEEK]], coming home apparently [[Emo|feeling "broken"]]. He started [[Skinhead|shaving his head]], [[Drugs|smoking]], [[Lazy|abandoning his farm work]] and eventually became violent. After seeing such [[Shamefur Dispray|shamefur dispray]] from his son, his dad decided to not hand over the farm, but to cheer his emo ass up, he decided to buy him a [[car]] so he could [[GTFO|leave the farm]] whenever he wanted to.


Fast forward to a few months, and Chris has progressed from just being an emo [[faggot]] in his [[Old|early 30s]], to an emo faggot in his early 30s... with [[RAEG]], shooting at his dad and some random neighbor, and [[Lol|threw stones at some whore]]. All of these incidents were brought up at the village council, but they couldn't do shit because [[WTF|he ''technically'' didn't have any trouble with the law]]. Eventually, his family had enough of his emofaggotry and decided to hook him up on [[Drugs|tranquilizers]] and [[Gun control|hid his guns]]. Unfortunately for them, Christian didn't take the tranquilizers and also reunited with his beloved shotgun. As for [[Hax|'''how''' a schizophrenic got their hands on a bunch of guns?]] No one really knows.
Fast forward to a few months, and Chris has progressed from just being an emo [[faggot]] in his [[Old|early 30s]], to an emo faggot in his early 30s... with [[RAEG]], shooting at his dad and some random neighbor, and [[Lol|threw stones at some whore]]. All of these incidents were brought up at the village council, but they couldn't do shit because [[WTF|he ''technically'' didn't have any trouble with the law]]. Eventually, his family had enough of his emofaggotry and decided to hook him up on [[Drugs|tranquilizers]] and [[Gun control|hid his guns]]. Unfortunately for them, Christian didn't take the tranquilizers and also reunited with his beloved shotgun. [[Hax|No one knows how a schizophrenic got their hands on a gun,]] but regardless, all this did was set the stage for [[Murder|something to come]]


And on a more [[lulz]]y note, 4 days before he snapped, Christian apparently had a nervous breakdown and couldn't attend his sister's wedding, opting to [[Lolwut|drive around town instead]].
And on a more [[lulz]]y note, 4 days before he snapped, Christian apparently had a nervous breakdown and couldn't attend his sister's wedding, opting to [[Lolwut|drive around town instead]].
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Latest revision as of 13:34, 12 June 2023

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Christian Dornier
Nationality: Snail-muncher
High Score Killed 14, injured 8
Top 50 No, 5th Notable Loser
Style Single player
An Hero? V& for batshit insanity


On July 12th, 1989, in some small village in the middle of fucking nowhere called Luxiol in France, some batshit insane emo farmer would embark on a mass shooting, and fueled by his schizophrenia, he took the High Score from some random oldfag who went on a rampage 4 years earlier.

Biography

Christian Louis Gérard Marie Dornier was born in 1958 after being shat out by his mother after a binging on cheap wine, as French people do. He also had two other siblings, Corinne and Serge. He was described as someone that liked to read and work in the forest, presumably so he could fap to the local wildlife. Later on in life, he joined the Army, where he polished baguettes for a year before leaving. It is said that his time in the Army might have affected him and accelerated his schizophrenia, but this could all just be explained by him being an autistic loner who couldn't handle a little civil service.

A year and a half before Chris went Full Batshit, his dad retired and decided to hand the farm over to him. He tried to take a month-long agricultural course, but dropped out after ONE FUCKING WEEK, coming home apparently feeling "broken". He started shaving his head, smoking, abandoning his farm work and eventually became violent. After seeing such shamefur dispray from his son, his dad decided to not hand over the farm, but to cheer his emo ass up, he decided to buy him a car so he could leave the farm whenever he wanted to.

Fast forward to a few months, and Chris has progressed from just being an emo faggot in his early 30s, to an emo faggot in his early 30s... with RAEG, shooting at his dad and some random neighbor, and threw stones at some whore. All of these incidents were brought up at the village council, but they couldn't do shit because he technically didn't have any trouble with the law. Eventually, his family had enough of his emofaggotry and decided to hook him up on tranquilizers and hid his guns. Unfortunately for them, Christian didn't take the tranquilizers and also reunited with his beloved shotgun. No one knows how a schizophrenic got their hands on a gun, but regardless, all this did was set the stage for something to come

And on a more lulzy note, 4 days before he snapped, Christian apparently had a nervous breakdown and couldn't attend his sister's wedding, opting to drive around town instead.

Loadout

Class Setup
Item Accessories/Bonus
  • Primary: Double-barrel shotgun
  • Painfully generic double-barrel shotgun. 65~155 Damage
  • Perk 1: Stopping Power
  • Perk 2: Car
  • Makes you mobile as fuck, at the expense of low accuracy if firing out of it. (+75% movement speed) (-30% to accuracy)

Shooting

NOBODY SET ANYTHING, LAZY FAGGOTS

Graded Score

Graded Score
Kill count: 14/20 Pretty good for a shotgun user
Accuracy: 12/20 PROTIP: LRN2 AIM
Style: 18/20 Killed his family and played GTA IRL
Butthurt: 10/20 Minor butthurt in France
Bonus: 16/20 Got away with it
Total Score: 70/100 (C+)
#1 French player Disregard that, Eric Borel.
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See Also


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Spree/One-time Killers:

Aaron AlexisAdam LanzaAlex HribalAlyssa BustamanteAnthony WarnerAudrey HaleBruce Jeffrey PardoCasey AnthonyCho Seung-HuiDevin Patrick KelleyDylan KleboldDylann Storm RoofEric HarrisGerry McCannJames HolmesJared Lee LoughnerJason RodriguezJeff WeiseJiverly Voong Joe StackJosef FritzlLaaiti EkenstéenMark EssexMartin BryantMatthew de GroodMatthew MurrayMatti SaariMaurice ClemmonsPekka-Eric AuvinenRaoul MoatRichard SpeckRobert HawkinsStephen PaddockTim KretschmerTimothy HendronTJ LaneTyler PetersonWade Michael PageWoo Bum-kon

Career/Serial Killers:

Academy ManiacsAdolf HitlerCharles MansonChris BenoitDnepropetrovsk ManiacsDubyaJack the RipperJeffrey DahmerMao ZedongRichard "The Iceman" KuklinskiTed Bundy

Terrorists:

Al QaedaAnders Behring BreivikAnderson Lee AldrichAnton Lundin PetterssonDzhokhar TsarnaevElliot RodgerGeorge SodiniManiacs Murder CultMark EssexNidal Malik HasanOsama bin LadenTamerlan TsarnaevTed Kaczynski

See also:

Antisocial personality disorderJewsMurderParanoid personality disorderPittsburgh Paint JobPolice BrutalitySick fuck