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After coming to the realization that he had been an absolute failure his entire life, an ex-student at the University of North Carolina at Charlotte, [[Kike| | |||
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Trystan Andrew Terrell'''</big>}} | |||
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Americunt]] [[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}} | |||
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 2, injured 4}} | |||
{{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|[[Nope]].}} | |||
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}} | |||
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}} | |||
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After coming to the realization that he had been an absolute failure his entire life, an ex-student at the University of North Carolina at Charlotte, [[Kike|'''Trystan Andrew Terrell''']], went to campus and demanded his tuition refund on April 30, 2019, the last day of classes before exams. After being rejected, he returned with his trusted pistol and killed 2 people (a hero jock who tackled the shooter and some other pussy who just got [[raep]]'d by bullets) and injured 4 others. | |||
== Background == | == Background == | ||
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Since he did jack-shit to spread his manifesto, if he had one, or even a cheeky troll post for that matter, one thing is certain: his mediocre and low-effort attempt at mass murder will not help his High Score. (He did worse than Randy Stair LOL.) | Since he did jack-shit to spread his manifesto, if he had one, or even a cheeky troll post for that matter, one thing is certain: his mediocre and low-effort attempt at mass murder will not help his High Score. (He did worse than Randy Stair LOL.) | ||
[[File:Trystanandrewterrellulz.jpg|thumb|center|250px|He clearly [[did it for the lulz]]]]</center> | |||
== Loadout == | == Loadout == | ||
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!colspan="2"|Class Setup | |||
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*'''Primary''': [[Glock]] 17 | |||
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* '''10~25 Damage''' | |||
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== Graded Score == | |||
{| style="{{roundy|18px}}{{gradlinear|red|orange}}box-shadow:0 3px 6px gray;padding:1em;margin:0 auto 1em auto;" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="2" border="0" | |||
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! colspan="2" style="{{roundy|9px}}background-color:red;box-shadow:0 3px 6px orange;" | <big>Graded score</big> | |||
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! style="text-align:right;" | Kills: | |||
|2/20 ''Lower kill count than [[Randy Robert Stair|Tranny Phantom]]'' | |||
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! style="text-align:right;vertical-align:top;" | Accuracy: | |||
|4/20 ''Shot people in shitty places '' <br /> | |||
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! style="text-align:right;" | Style: | |||
|2/20 ''Got tackled, killed the guy that tackled him and then surrendered like a [[pussy]]'' | |||
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! style="text-align:right;" | Butthurt: | |||
|1/20 ''Who?'' | |||
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! style="text-align:right;vertical-align:top;" | Bonus: | |||
|5/20 ''"[[I did it for the lulz|Motive: Avoidance of student debt]]"''<br /> | |||
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! colspan="2" style="{{roundy|9px}}background-color:orange;box-shadow:0 3px 6px yellow;" | <big>Total score: 14/100 ('''F--''')</big> | |||
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<center>'''Least memorable shooting of 2019'''</center> | |||
<center>'''[[High Score| See full ranking]]'''</center> | |||
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== Videos == | == Videos == | ||
Latest revision as of 00:58, 6 January 2024
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University of North Carolina shooting is yet another mediocre mass shooting article. You can help by not writing articles on every boring edgelord that goes postal and reminding the author they aren't AlGore. |
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| Trystan Andrew Terrell | |
| Nationality: | Americunt 
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| Highscore | Killed 2, injured 4 |
| Top 50? | Nope. |
| Style | Single player |
| An Hero? | No |
After coming to the realization that he had been an absolute failure his entire life, an ex-student at the University of North Carolina at Charlotte, Trystan Andrew Terrell, went to campus and demanded his tuition refund on April 30, 2019, the last day of classes before exams. After being rejected, he returned with his trusted pistol and killed 2 people (a hero jock who tackled the shooter and some other pussy who just got raep'd by bullets) and injured 4 others.
Background
Before the shooting, he allegedly posted a very short manifesto complaining about Trump and immigration on 4chan; it is said to have been removed by moderators within 1 minute of being posted. However, there is no evidence to any of this. For all we know, he could've been a hardcore McDonald's fan angry about their new paper straws. He reportedly didn't like American gun culture and was a lazy asshole who didn't get involved in many things outside of his miserable life. He was also autistic and researched Sandy Hook prior to his sperg rampage, but unfortunately he couldn't live out his dream like his idol Adam Lanza. His grandfather has gone on the record saying that his mental troubles were not a factor in the shooting.
Since he did jack-shit to spread his manifesto, if he had one, or even a cheeky troll post for that matter, one thing is certain: his mediocre and low-effort attempt at mass murder will not help his High Score. (He did worse than Randy Stair LOL.)
Loadout
| Class Setup | |
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| Item | Accessories/Bonus |
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Graded Score
| Graded score | |
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| Kills: | 2/20 Lower kill count than Tranny Phantom |
| Accuracy: | 4/20 Shot people in shitty places |
| Style: | 2/20 Got tackled, killed the guy that tackled him and then surrendered like a pussy |
| Butthurt: | 1/20 Who? |
| Bonus: | 5/20 "Motive: Avoidance of student debt" |
| Total score: 14/100 (F--) | |
Wanted Level:
Mall Cop
Videos
