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KingcobraJFS (Powerword: Josh Saunders) was an autistic 'goth' YouTuber from Casper, Wyoming. Josh's 'content' mostly consisted of bad guitar playing, vocal covers of goth bands like Nickleback, cooking videos, drink reviews and the occasional outside video where he rides his green beach cruiser. Josh was very delusional and thought that he could sing like famous singers, play guitar extremely well and also that he had a big penis.

You'll notice that was in the past tense because he's dead now.

The Documentary

Josh is widely known for his documentary on YouTube by a filmmaker named Trappped. The documentary goes through an average day with Josh, drinking Jagermeister with his loser friends in Casper Wyoming. Josh discusses his drug habits, being bullied in high-school and the love of his life (who he lost shortly after the documentary because they were cheating on each other) Stephanie.

Goth King Cobra by Trappped

Gothickingcobra52

Josh with a bowl haircut living with his parents.

Josh started making videos on his first account gothickingcobra52 in about 2011. The channel itself was created on June 13, 2010, but he didn't start to gain traction until about July 2011. It is unclear when exactly he published his first ever video. In the beginning, Josh's videos were quite good, he would talk about being bullied in school for being a retard, perving on hot girls in his class, magic and his own religion. Josh has a tattoo of the 'S' symbol kids used to draw in school, but it looks like a dick. Josh talks a lot about being [goth|goth] in his videos, his favorite goth bands are Ozzy Osbourne, Nickleback and other shitty bands. Josh being a retard ended up getting his account deleted by trolls.

Guitar playing

Josh is an amazing guitar player shown from this video. Josh autistically strums his guitar really fast and thinks he is really fucking good.

Thankfully Josh usually ends up smashing his guitars in an autistic rage.

Mad Cooking Skillz

Cobz is world famous for his ability as a master youtube chef. He specializes in Roach Burritos, Mountain Dew hardboiled eggs, fries cooked in motor oil, and any other concoction he can think up. He is male witch at his cauldron. Gordon Ramsay, eat your fucking heart out.

Drunkard

After moving into a trailer, he is constantly drunk and angry and he took comment privileges away from his fans, saying that they are "bullying" him. Boo hoo!

To be fair, harassing KingCobraJFS is cringe anti-lulz behavior because if he leaves cyberspace no one will be able to extract lulz from him anymore. Still, deactivating comments shows that he has no spine left.

He also cant decide if he wants to be transphobic or not because of hermaphrodite fetish. What a fucking racist nazi.

It is only a matter of time until he drinks himself to death like the hedonistic degenerate that he is.

Unless he starts caring about his health, but that ain't likely.

Drank Himself To Death

RIP IN PEACE

Turns out caring about his health wasn't going to be likely, because come August 2025, he ended up dying. No official cause of death released yet, but apparently it was "Death by Ozzy Osbourne". Specifically, after Ozzy died, KingCobraJFS's health got worse than it actually was, and that tipped him over the edge to eventual liver damage.

Cobra's dad ended up making a video about the whole thing... it's some real shit:


He also managed to make the news with his death. A compilation of news articles will be compiled below.

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