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Beta Uprising
The Beta Uprising is an ongoing insurgency conducted by beta males, basement dwellers, and atheists (all of which are interchangeable with each other), in which they get revenge against society by getting armed with an IRL banhammer and cleansing the world of a bunch of random noobs. This act is one of the most efficient ways of triggering extreme shitstorms and IRL drama, and provides the internet with a surge of lulz, even if it only lasts for a few days.
History
The Beta Uprising dates back as early as the 80s, when Marc Lepine was fed up with feminist cunts, a misandrist culture, and virginity, and took out his rage by gunning down said feminist cunts. The term "Beta Uprising", in the context of rampage autists fighting against society, dates to 2012. The uprising truly didn't kick off until fellow comedians, Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold, provided the world with the greatest high school prank of all time. In their last recordings to the world (Which the faggot cops destroyed in 2011), they described how they would leave a revolution of violence; they would have countless followers. Indeed, most rampage killers and school shooters are typically massive fanboys of these two assclowns.
In the middle of 2014, Elliot Rodger, brainwashed by one of his daily sessions of World of Warcraft, was inspired to pwn as many mobs IRL for EXP points to level up and win the game. This triggered a wave of more beta psychos, such as Chris Harper Mercer. He was able to beat Elliot's high score, as measly as Elliot's was. Liberals have been campaigning for Congress to now consider banning assault fedoras, putting a limit on reddit accounts with more than 10 rounds of posts, violent video games, and banning atheism for great justice. Though, these proposals have not fared well with Republicans in Congress, save for the last bit.
LIST OF SUSPECTED OR CONFIRMED OPERATIVES
- r9k - Beta Insurgent Headquarters
- GamerGate - Beta Political Action Committee
- Marc Lepine - Former Combat Specialist (1981~1989, DECEASED)
- Elliot Rodger - Former Leader (2014~2014, DECEASED)
- Chris Harper Mercer - Former Director of Operations (2014~2015, DECEASED)
- Alek Minassian - (APPREHENDED)
- Dan Cilley - Field Agent (NOT APPREHENDED)
- George Godley - Field Agent (NOT APPREHENDED)
- Nice Guys / Beta Males - often members of the terrorist organization
- You - Suspected member; (Unfortunately, Not Deceased)
Videos
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Gallery
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Elliot wants you, to shoot your school!
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Remember, no russian.
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Origin Story
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It's Happening :O
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Beta Upriser
See Also
External Links
- KYM's article
- in old media
- salon fags' take
- beta uprising stories
- feminazis react
- more old media
- Le reddit
Beta Uprising is part of a series on Visit the Trolls Portal for complete coverage. |
Beta Uprising is part of a series on Aspies. | [Sperg out] |
Spree/One-time Killers: |
Aaron Alexis • Adam Lanza • Alex Hribal • Alyssa Bustamante • Anthony Warner • Audrey Hale • Bruce Jeffrey Pardo • Casey Anthony • Cho Seung-Hui • Devin Patrick Kelley • Dylan Klebold • Dylann Storm Roof • Eric Harris • Gerry McCann • James Holmes • Jared Lee Loughner • Jason Rodriguez • Jeff Weise • Jiverly Voong • Joe Stack • Josef Fritzl • Laaiti Ekenstéen • Mark Essex • Martin Bryant • Matthew de Grood • Matthew Murray • Matti Saari • Maurice Clemmons • Pekka-Eric Auvinen • Raoul Moat • Richard Speck • Robert Hawkins • Stephen Paddock • Tim Kretschmer • Timothy Hendron • TJ Lane • Tyler Peterson • Wade Michael Page • Woo Bum-kon | |
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Career/Serial Killers: |
Academy Maniacs • Adolf Hitler • Charles Manson • Chris Benoit • Dnepropetrovsk Maniacs • Dubya • Jack the Ripper • Jeffrey Dahmer • Mao Zedong • Richard "The Iceman" Kuklinski • Ted Bundy | |
Terrorists: |
Al Qaeda • Anders Behring Breivik • Anderson Lee Aldrich • Anton Lundin Pettersson • Dzhokhar Tsarnaev • Elliot Rodger • George Sodini • Maniacs Murder Cult • Mark Essex • Nidal Malik Hasan • Osama bin Laden • Tamerlan Tsarnaev • Ted Kaczynski | |
See also: |
Antisocial personality disorder • Jews • Murder • Paranoid personality disorder • Pittsburgh Paint Job • Police Brutality • Sick fuck |