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This person has Assburgers Syndrome, so you can't say anything bad! :-( Be aware of that, you insensitive fuck. |
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| Toby J Rathjen | |
| Birth | January 12, 2001 (23-years old) |
| Status | Barely Active |
| Disability | Autism |
| Species | Monkey |
| Nationality | Canadian |
| City | Edmonton, Alberta |
| Country | Canada |
| Favorite Game | Splatoon |
| Next Chris Chan? | He's already beyond Chris Chan levels. |
| Alias(s) | Monkey, Toby J Fagjen, Toby J Fatass, Toby J Fatjen, Nigger Monkey, Toby Gay Fatjen, Tobese Gay Faggot Nigger, Splat Toby, Shit Tobese, Splat Tobese, Splatoby, World's Fattest Monkey, Pure Autism, Toby James Rathjen, Toby Jeffy Rathjen, Donkey Kong |
Toby J. Rathjen is an autistic 23-year-old manchild monkey living in Edmonton, Alberta, Canada. He is currently living his shitty life in his parent's house whining about how he's getting dislikes. Rather more normal people who happen to encounter Toby J Rathjen's cancerous shithole of a channel would manage to call out Toby J Rathjen on his incompetency. The content Toby J Rathjen posts isn't your average autistic cancer that most autistic manchildren would post out. His content is a whole lot worse than what you'd expect. Toby J Rathjen is on a new level of autism, autistic enough to be considered the definition of Pure Autism. Toby J Rathjen's content is so incomprehensibly bad, that everything he's managed to put out would make even the most optimistic people in life have a desire to drink bleach and commit suicide. His content is enough to give people a whole new appreciation for many autistic manchildren who were proven wrong by the fact that nobody could be even more retarded than him. Top it off with the fact that Toby J. Rathjen is 17 years old. Yes, this is no fucking joke. A 17-year-old making content that can be done better by a 5-year-old.
History
The Beginnings
On January 12, 2001, Toby's mother shat him out of her out of her vagina and bought him into the real world. Toby is a giant mistake to have ever been shat out into existence (that if God does exist), not even a Chinese knockoff version of God would make something as horrible as Toby. That would've just been too cruel.
Toby was later diagnosed with assburgers at the early age and spents much of his shitty childhood as a lonely autistic faggot. Toby J Rathjen later discovered the cancerous gaming company known as Nintendo and got aroused by it, This along with many others things lead him to become an autistic fatass who even Chris-Chan would be shocked of his existence.
History with JewTube
Since December 1, 2015, Toby J Rathjen has been posting shitty videos on many accounts. Despite many account terminations and hacks, he always comes back. He won't fuck off!
Round 1 (December 1, 2015 - March 4, 2017)
His first channel that had 100 Subscribers before being hacked in Early March 2017. He has several substantial view drops in certain time periods.
Round 2 (March 4, 2017 - March 9, 2017)
When the first tumor is removed off youtube, that hambeast spawns another tumor later, rightfully being hacked days later.
Round 3 (March 9, 2017 - March 30, 2017)
After being hacked by The Internet Ranter again with his phone data being fucked, Toby ballistic-shat not only one but two of his tumors on March 9, 2017: his official and his gaming channel. His Official for exceptionally stupid shit and his Gaming channel for horrendous gameplay videos. On March 15, 2017, Toby J. Rathjen started false flagging videos with his first victim being BetterSkatez after he made the video "Toby J Rathjen at the Edmonton Valley Zoo"
Round 4 (March 30, 2017 - April 27, 2017)
March was coming to a close. Toby J. Rathjen got hacked on his official channel by The Internet Ranter. Toby J. Rathjen wakes up to find himself hacked. He sadly gained access to his account but later things get better as Toby J Rathjen continuously gets hacked to the point where he was completely locked out of it after The Internet Ranter put his phone number on that account. Toby J Rathjen once again launched another atrocious channel. His gaming channel was hacked days later. After rightfully getting 2 community guidelines strikes after posting some fucked up shit on the internet including links to Splatoon porn, he metastasizes another tumor and later calls it The Splatoon Fan where on that channel has posted the worst the Toby has shat out - videos of his Amiibos covered in his cum which he calls white ink, which he started enough with Splatoon Amiibos. Any normal person would consider this disgusting and fucked up. Luckily the channel with such fucked up content was hacked later which resorted in him using his account that has the 2 strikes, which was later terminated by BetterSkatez on April 27, 2017.
Round 5 (April 27, 2017 - May 2017)
Toby won't give up this easily and spawns yet another abortion. During his first few days, he rightfully gets 2 strikes on that video threatening to stab his haters. It was terminated again later on in May.
Round 6 (May 2017 - July 9, 2017)
Toby J. Rathjen spawns yet again. Another shitty channel is titled "Toby J Rathjen Official 2". Unlike the other rounds, when he got 2 community guidelines strikes. He's never posted for 2 weeks and it was later terminated on July 9, 2017.
Round 7 (July 9, 2017 - August 5, 2017)
After getting terminated, Toby started off spawning a tumor called "Toby J Rathjen Official 3" and then later uses another "Toby J Rathjen Official 2" account created in late May, yet again posting fucking horrendous and severely autistic videos on youtube. And he changed his Username to "Splat Toby" back around July 2017. His channel was terminated in the early hours on August 5, 2017 (MDT) by Anti King Warrior ATP aka. XExtras 1996.
Round 8 (August 5, 2017 - August 23, 2017)
Toby gets terminated yet again but came back as The Same Username of his 7th Account that got terminated which is called "Splat Toby", but with a different account. Back then, this account was Splat Toby/Toby J Rathjen Sucks back in late July 2017 but Toby hacked it like a retarded monkey back on August 6th, 2017. He spawned another tumor FFS GET A FUCKING THESAURUS!!! created another shit account less than 3 hours after his last one was fucked. Luckily his channel got terminated on August 23, 2017, not being on youtube for a day which led people to think he's never coming back.
Round 9 (August 25, 2017 - November 4, 2017)
After his termination yet again. Toby then spawned another tumor called "Splat Toby Returns" with another account after 2 days of his termination. Can't this fatass monkey just fuck off for once?! In September 2017, He started making My Own Song Videos in Caps claiming that is his song when its not, he sometimes sings a song from the franchise, etc, or steals songs and claims that it's his own, he changed his Username to "スプラトビー" (Translated English as "Splatube"), on October 16, 2017, He was banned from making Videos for 2 weeks but will be making a retarded alt account where on that account he posts once again more retarded cancer., on Very Late October 2017, he changed his Username to "Tplat Soby", Splat Tobese has been getting copyright claims from Barron Trump since November 1, 2017, leading Toby to rage like a monkey yet again. on November 4th, 2017 he got terminated by YouTube due to copyright claims by Fake Barron Trump. His Tplat Soby account was terminated minutes later. and His Alt Account got terminated also, Let's hope Tobese never comes back.
Round 10 (November 9, 2017 - November 18, 2017)
It took 5 days but Toby has officially made another YouTube account on November 9, 2017. Prior to this. There was an account known as Tplat Soby which led many people to speculate that Toby has returned which was later disputed as some troll re-uploading his pathetic retarded videos. Toby however has one account still remaining on YouTube known as "Calamari Fan" but no activity has happened on this account ever since Toby's channel termination. Just when it's thought that the fatass monkey has fucked off for good. He just had to come back once again! Fortunately enough. After a few days, Toby seems to upload not all that often seeing one upload a day. Toby either closed his channel or got hacked on November 18, 2017.
Round 11 (November 18, 2017 - January 27, 2018)
Of course, he comes back on the day he got terminated on his 10th Account. This monkey always keeps coming back. This Monkey came back as *Splatoby* as He Spelled *Splat Toby* incorrectly. Toby doesn't seem to be as active as usual anymore. Toby's retarded fans consider "Monkey" a 2-year-old insult yet Toby still gets butthurt like an SJW every time people call him a monkey, As proven by a recent conflict Tobese the monkey had with KermisVoyager1997. Toby made a gaming Livestream on December 15, 2017, which happens to be so bad even though Toby titles it the worst live stream in existence, despite this, Toby still whines about people disliking his stream. His account was closed on January 27, 2018.
Round 12 (January 27, 2018 - February 6, 2018)
Toby intentionally closed his account due to the strike one his account which doesn't allow his ability to Livestream (Which still didn't happen yet).
Absence from JewTube (February 6, 2018 - Present Day)
Toby finally leaves YouTube after more than 2 years and at this point, nobody really cares anymore since YouTube has become the North Korea of all websites. People got other more important things to worry about. A troll launched a Toby J Rathjen account on April 6, 2018. Though some suspect it to be a troll. Others thought he was actually back.
His Early Life
Toby Gay Fatjen is a giant mistake to have ever been shat out into existence (that if God does exist), not even a Chinese knockoff version of God would make something as horrible as Toby. That would've just been too cruel. Toby was born on January 12, 2001. Being diagnosed with autism in 2002 or 2003, he spent much of his shitty childhood as a lonely autistic faggot. Toby J Rathjen later discovered the cancerous gaming company known as Nintendo and got aroused by it, This along with many others things lead him to become an autistic fatass who even Chris-Chan would be shocked of his existence.
His home
Toby's current home is a pretty old house just North of the skyline currently present in Edmonton. Built during the 1960s, The house spent its rather normal first half of the century. Things are about to change and his house is at risk of becoming a shithole worthy of being condemned. There was a blue house on the other side of the street close to his that was either destroyed or demolished sometime in 2011. Toby's house may end up like that house.
| House tour that moment he's just moved in. His eyes are an indication the future of his house is grim. |
Like every other house. Toby's house is rather tidy when he filmed that house tour. His house tour also gives out an indication that he's just as poor as an average citizen in Best Korea. Toby doesn't even have a bed rather his bed is only a mattress. Even in 2024 Toby's bed has still remained the same. 50 years after the house's completion and the basement is still incomplete. Toby's basement will soon become his lair where he may reside for the rest of his life. 80% of the household income goes to video games. Video games are what Toby deems as most important.
| What his house may end up 10 years time. |
Toby J Rathjen's Retarded Fans
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STOP RIGHT THERE, FAGGOT! ED does NOT need a huge list of absolute nobodies, nor does it give a shit about your petty forum feud with that bitch who doesn't agree with your Zutara OTP. Rather than spreading your butthurt vendetta over to this site, how about you read ED:101 and ED:A User's Guide to Article Building. And while you're at it, how about contributing to some actual drama you fucking idiot? |
You might not believe but this faggot apparently has fans despite Toby's outrageously horrendous and retarded content he's put out. They're just as retarded as Toby himself and that's saying a lot.
- TheKidPresident0000 TobyJRathjenRocks! (Corey Daniels): A retarded butthurt fatass who is the number one fan of the fatass monkey He forces other people to like Toby and he is also a fatass false flagger like Toby and would false flag any rightful Toby hate video. This Faggot used to be "Toby J Rathjen Fan" in January 2017 but he got terminated on May 2017., but Now he changed his username to "TheKidPresident0000 TobyJRathjenRocks!" since May 2017 and got terminated 4 times, He also steals videos, profile pictures, etc like a monkey and claiming as his own when is not, He even called people "THEIF" whenever when He steals a thing on the internet like a retarded monkey, He can even make a video that "Someone stole his Profile Picture" when he steals Profile Pictures himself.
- Freddy Fazebear 2007: A 10-Year old Toby fag named Kellen Robinson attends special education like all other faggot nigger monkeys who play shitty games such as Roblox and Splatoon. Constantly makes fake suicide note videos because he's too much of a coward to really commit suicide. This is something that Toby Fags (including Toby himself) should actually do.
- Random Apple: A hypocritical Brony fag who's also a Toby dick sucker. Originally seen commenting on videos on the comments sections of KermisVoyager1997's videos Late 2016/Early 2017; Though unlike other Toby fags knowing of KermisVoyager1997. Random Apple isn't seen hating on KermisVoyager1997. KermisVoyager1997 speculated Random Apple as a traitor since June 2017 and confirmed it several months ahead. Random Apple thinks of Toby J Rathjen as a troll for some unknown reason although Tobaby Gay Faggot is a fag who takes trolls way too seriously and sends death threats to them.
- Aerilor: Another Toby fag who thinks Toby is a troll. He's also a fan of King Warrior [ATP].
Toby J Rathjen and Criticism
It's no surprise that Toby J Rathjen is one of these butthurt faggots unable to take criticism. Like a lot of little 5-year-olds on the internet, Toby J Rathjen would force others to like his videos as well as threaten to kill others for disliking his videos. Toby J Rathjen like other dumb butthurt faggot fatasses on the internet would also false flag videos that are about criticizing him.
Previous Video | Next Video
Toby J Rathjen and Splatoon
Like all Nintendo games that are released, Splatoon panders to basement dwellers, and boy, these faggots are not disappointed. Toby J Rathjen is no exception as he likes to jerk off to Splatoon porn. Since Late March of 2017, Toby J Rathjen has been sharing links in his own comments sections directing them to the disgusting cancerous Splatoon porn that only dumb autistic niggers with down syndrome would enjoy. Update 2019: He is now 18 making it worse since the Inklings are 14, it was only ok that when he was 16
Toby cums on his figurines
Since April 8, 2017, Toby had decided to make videos showing his figures covered in his own cum, which he calls "white ink". Any normal person will think of it as fucking disgusting. Keep in mind that Toby Gay Fagjen was 16 years old at the time. Many YouTube users reported it. YouTube, the same video-sharing site that took down Dillon the Hacker's channel for puking in a video refused to take down the videos of figures being covered in cum by an underage fatass for some time until they finally did sometime later.
| Prepare to be disgusted. |
See Also
- Matthew Davis - He has also revealed his address at the same.
- 03bgood - Another fat faggot with autism.
- TheMysteriousMrEnter - A person who also watches children's cartoons at such an old age.
- Trigglypuff - A fat SJW who whines a lot like Toby. She is also fucking fat!
- Splatoon - A shitty rip off of Call of Duty, except this one panders to manchildren and dangerous weapons are replaced with sex toys.
- Nintendo - The #1 company for manchildren.
- Toby J Rathjen/Trolls
External Links
- Tobese's current JewTube channel
- Tobese's current JewBook channel
- Tobese's Sock account TheFantasticAlive
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