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[[File:MonteneggroMap.gif|thumb|right|Location of Monteneggro in [[Balkans|Africa]]]] | |||
'''Montenegro''' is not a mountain-nigger-colony, in spite of the name. It's a little [[Balkans| | '''Montenegro''' is not a mountain-nigger-colony, in spite of the name. It's a little [[Balkans|African]] shithole full of loose Greeks, Slavs and [[Albania]]ns. They speak/argue in a mishmash of Serbo-Croatian (''don't call it that or someone will shoot you in the ass!'') and Albanian. They want to join the EU and [[NATO]] which is a rich source of comedy. | ||
[[File:Budva.jpg|thumb|left|It has dirty beaches and looks like [[Game of Thrones]]]] | [[File:Budva.jpg|thumb|left|It has dirty beaches and looks like [[Game of Thrones]]]] | ||
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==How to troll Montenegrans== | ==How to troll Montenegrans== | ||
* | *Soldiers from Montenegro assisted the Serbs in committing [[Holocaust|Lolocaust]]in [[Bosnia]] and [[Croatia]] in the 1990s and they don't like to talk about ''that''. | ||
*Tell them how ugly the prostitutes are. Even uglier than the ones in Belgrade. (And damn, Serb whores are ugly.) | *Tell them how ugly the prostitutes are. Even uglier than the ones in Belgrade. (And damn, Serb whores are ugly.) | ||
*Talk about how Tito fucked them over and they sat around like [[cunts]] and took it. | *Talk about how Tito fucked them over and they sat around like [[cunts]] and took it. | ||
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And we can't think of [[Clitoris|anything else]] to say about Montenegro. Blah. The Balkans really suck. | And we can't think of [[Clitoris|anything else]] to say about Montenegro. Blah. The Balkans really suck. | ||
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*[[Nigeria]] | |||
*[[Tanzania]] | |||
*[[Serbia]] | |||
*[[Albania]] | |||
*[[Fyromia]] | |||
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*[http://www.visit-montenegro.com/ Tourism site], not kidding! | *[http://www.visit-montenegro.com/ Tourism site], not kidding! | ||
*Don't bother with [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Montenegro the TOW article], it's being written by Montenegran partisans and is [[bullshit]]. | *Don't bother with [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Montenegro the TOW article], it's being written by Montenegran partisans and is [[bullshit]]. | ||
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Montenegro is not a mountain-nigger-colony, in spite of the name. It's a little African shithole full of loose Greeks, Slavs and Albanians. They speak/argue in a mishmash of Serbo-Croatian (don't call it that or someone will shoot you in the ass!) and Albanian. They want to join the EU and NATO which is a rich source of comedy.
"History"
You name the empire, and they all fucked Montenegro at one time or another. First the Greeks, then the Romans, then the Slavs from Serbia, then the Ottomans, then the Austrians, then it was semi-independent for a while, then the Austro-Hungarians told them what to do during WWI, then the Serbs took over again, then the Italians and the Germans showed up during World War II, then the Serb Communists. It didn't become an actual "country" with a constitution until 1905. And it wasn't actually "free" until 2006 when it finally split off from Serbia after much warfare and stupid shit (plus that pansy-ass Milosevic finally died, causing the Serb government to fall apart). Lots of Monteniggers still have a soft spot for the Serbs, which is really fucked up. Yes it's basically a nation of ignorant goat-fucking hillbillies, just like their Albanian neighbors. Only the Russians haven't ass-buggered Montenegro---yet.
Its capital city is currently called Podgorica, and has been called a shitload of names in the last 2500 years: Doclea, Duklja, Birziminium, Ribnica, Zeta, or Titograd (that last one was just to piss off the locals during the Yugoslavian era). Take your choice. Podgorica would be full of ancient and picturesque buildings except that the city was bombed to shit during WWII by the Americans after they let the Germans sodomize their sisters.
How to troll Montenegrans
- Soldiers from Montenegro assisted the Serbs in committing Lolocaustin Bosnia and Croatia in the 1990s and they don't like to talk about that.
- Tell them how ugly the prostitutes are. Even uglier than the ones in Belgrade. (And damn, Serb whores are ugly.)
- Talk about how Tito fucked them over and they sat around like cunts and took it.
- Ask them about what the Chetniks did to Croats and Muslims in the 1940s.
- !!!BEST ONE!!!: Ask them why their fucking country has been invaded scores of times since the Romans came through.
- Ask where in Africa Montenegro is?
- Call them "Monten niggers". weev recommends that one. (I heard!)
- Ask why they aren't praying at a mosque.
There's a "national airline" with all of 6 aircraft, mostly cheap Brazilian Embraer jets. Sounds a bit like The Mouse That Roared, doesn't it? Think of Peter Sellers in drag, and you have the idea.
And we can't think of anything else to say about Montenegro. Blah. The Balkans really suck.
See Also
External links
- Tourism site, not kidding!
- Don't bother with the TOW article, it's being written by Montenegran partisans and is bullshit.
- There's a 1981 Swedish comedy about it.
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